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#109801 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 07:09 PM

Autoshite COTY!!!!

Real Audi TT

 

107,902/10. That's an absolutely fantastic find, what an unadulterated white dog turd of a car. Genuinely one of the best of the worst ever to have graced this thread.


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#109802 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 07:16 PM

And he painted fucking awful pictures on the side of his 814
He painted Trigger 'Woolarding' with Van Morrison on the driver's door
Now take this shit and wait, outside the scrapyard gate

And bale it so it can be seen no more

 

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http://www.ebay.co.u...RAAAOSwBhxZdHX3

 


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#109803 OFFLINE   Asimo

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 07:19 PM

Camper Man?  Better place to live than a pineapple carrier.

 

drives very well with long mot   

£1,400.00

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http://www.ebay.co.u...OIAAOSwIjJZXUFK


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#109804 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 07:24 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...e-/253134661062

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MOT Failure

 

What is failing an MoT compared with winning at life?


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#109805 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 07:25 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...3-/253127057817

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Yeah, but:

 

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1967 Renault 16 TL............................................now with floor and MoT

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked

1974 Ford LTD................................................The Green Lean Machine
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate.................now with aircon and brakes


#109806 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 07:26 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...a-/332248746763

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£295.00 with a few minutes MoT left.


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1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked

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1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate.................now with aircon and brakes


#109807 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 07:27 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...e-/202054705806

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1967 Renault 16 TL............................................now with floor and MoT

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked

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1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

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#109808 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 07:28 PM

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I'm scared...


1967 Renault 16 TL............................................now with floor and MoT

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked

1974 Ford LTD................................................The Green Lean Machine
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate.................now with aircon and brakes


#109809 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 07:29 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...7-/112562325819

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For sale as I don't have the time, space...

 

I wish I had a tenth of his space!


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1967 Renault 16 TL............................................now with floor and MoT

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked

1974 Ford LTD................................................The Green Lean Machine
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate.................now with aircon and brakes


#109810 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 07:30 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...v-/263203294198

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1967 Renault 16 TL............................................now with floor and MoT

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked

1974 Ford LTD................................................The Green Lean Machine
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate.................now with aircon and brakes


#109811 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 07:33 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...h-/172862835603

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1967 Renault 16 TL............................................now with floor and MoT

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked

1974 Ford LTD................................................The Green Lean Machine
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate.................now with aircon and brakes


#109812 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 07:35 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...T-/263199381143

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French Registered * EXPORT *

 

Nah, man, that would be an * IMPORT *


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1967 Renault 16 TL............................................now with floor and MoT

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked

1974 Ford LTD................................................The Green Lean Machine
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate.................now with aircon and brakes


#109813 OFFLINE   cort16

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 08:34 PM

Okay Okay , fine we'll not get it in red. I'll tell you what I'm willing to compromise you pick the paint colour and I'll pick the interior.

 

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https://www.gumtree....spec/1262981282


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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


#109814 OFFLINE   chaseracer

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 08:41 PM

^ Is that interior from a 1979 Opel Commodore?


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1995 Peugeot 205 Inca 1.7D - shiny (relatively...) 
1982 Citroen Dyane 6 - it's back! But it won't run! AAARRGH!!

AS Midland Massiv - in chod we rust...


#109815 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 08:56 PM

I mean, who doesn't remember a fucking beer barrel, a wheelie bin and upturned draylon couch with a 1970's shed window balanced on the top flying through the air?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.u...g8AAOSwZA1ZkxPp

 

 

'This car is offered for hire only. ​Rental charge from £700 for one day hire'

 

 

£700 a day FFS! Why not go the whole hog and ask Stevie Wonder to recreate Michelangelo's The Creation Of Adam using dried out £1 felt pens on the side of a fridge as it bobs up and down the water log ride at Alton Towers and rent that out for £7,000 a minute?


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#109816 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 09:02 PM

Tracey Emin's missing a trick here. A quid in one of those 'Rembrandt' machines in an Ingoldmells amusement arcade and she could call this 'Porn star having a fag after bukkake'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.u...NQAAOSwSCZZgJTI


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#109817 OFFLINE   alcyonecorporation

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 09:02 PM

Jesus, better things came out of my arse when I had gastroenteritis.


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What we need is more poo brown cars.


Lukas, shaking his head


#109818 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 09:02 PM

 

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Hey, Lord Varys drives an FTO.  Who knew?


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#109819 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 09:07 PM

 

Beautiful silver Peugeot 407 Hdi

 

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Beautiful

 

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#109820 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 09:27 PM

Broken posh Czech.

 

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#109821 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 11:41 PM

Corsa B 1.5 TD for £350 BIN.  Bargain I reckon.

 

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#109822 ONLINE   Ghosty

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 12:07 AM

I'm scared...

 

I'm confused.

 

Disney don't have the rights to Harley Quinn!


1987 Volvo 740 GLE

 

My name is Max!


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Posted 14 September 2017 - 12:35 AM

75 Tourer for 200 bar or best price m9, but no idea on MoT status as this advert leads the way in minimal descriptions.

 

Just buy it - WCPGW

 

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Description of car is as follows

 

 

 

Used.

 

Good luck with the purchase ;)

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...xwAAOSw0yxZuQ2u


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My shite CV 1986-date

 

1986-1988 1969 VW Beetle 1300 (two years)

1988-1990 1977 Morris Marina 1.3 Super (two years)

approx 1998 1983 Skoda Estelle 120L (a month)

approx 1998 year unknown marque forgotten Metro engine size, who cares (a month)

approx 1998 1998 brand new Vauxhall Corsa hire car (failed to start one morning, AA called) (a week)

1999 year unknown Vauxhall Cavalier 1.6 (Dad knockoff, fucked it within a week)

1999-2016 semi-retired from driving due to previous choice of shite cars

2017 2004 Rover Streetwise S 1.4 84ps


#109824 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 09:12 AM

Shitting Nora!

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...4-/401392487502

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1967 Renault 16 TL............................................now with floor and MoT

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked

1974 Ford LTD................................................The Green Lean Machine
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate.................now with aircon and brakes


#109825 OFFLINE   meggersdog

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 09:53 AM

woop woop ,that's the sound of the police

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it has a police centre console and working siren.

http://www.ebay.co.u...ycAAOSwQTNZuXD7


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#109826 OFFLINE   michael t

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 10:59 AM

Giffermatic Sunny with horrible font plates...  http://www.ebay.co.u...FoAAOSw0bxZtE8V

 

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#109827 OFFLINE   michael t

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 11:01 AM

and another, this time with half a number plate....  http://www.ebay.co.u...m4AAOSwy69ZsV5F

 

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#109828 OFFLINE   Rod/b

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 12:49 PM

and another, this time with half a number plate.... http://www.ebay.co.u...m4AAOSwy69ZsV5F

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http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/S5UAAOSwUQ...


That's got an amzing MOT pass rate
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#109829 OFFLINE   Mr A Lawrence

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 05:14 PM

Says he's had a quick look underneath and it all looks fine, no rot in the usual places.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/i/122705529802

Unfortunately you don't see the underside much.

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#109830 OFFLINE   Mr A Lawrence

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 05:17 PM

Spairs or repirs

Well it is in Birkenhead.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/i/302451482911

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