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#105931 OFFLINE   Rod/b

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 08:34 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...725.m3641.l6368

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/5JUAAOSw7P...


Another one for Gluesniffer & Crackhead Racing Vehicle Developments (Chester) Ltd
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#105932 ONLINE   Squirrel2

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 08:35 PM

Diesel!
 
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/BygAAOSwGJ...
 
http://www.ebay.co.u...ygAAOSwGJlZMtaW


A chap down the road from me had one of these in the 1970s. when I was a kid. Slow?!... I was able to catch him up on my pushbike.

#105933 ONLINE   worldofceri

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 08:41 PM

Pimping for a brother in need!

 

(Impulse Ebay bid on another car - auction accidentally won - wife unimpressed etc.)

 

I've driven this and have never been more terrified at 62mph (I have lived a sheltered life though).

 

And he's painted the tyre lettering white so obviously, it is MEGA.

 

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#105934 ONLINE   cort16

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 08:45 PM

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http://www.ebay.co.u...ct/122602095643


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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


#105935 OFFLINE   Rod/b

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 08:54 PM

Fuck me what is that? A motorised oil drum?
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#105936 ONLINE   DVee8

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 09:03 PM

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Rover 75 Tourer Diesel

DL14
£325

Rover 75 tourer diesel
Year 2003
Mot 13/11/17
Mileage 120k
Alloy wheels
Electric pack
Parking sensors
Trip computer
Remote locking
Runs and drives well
Bmw engine in these so ultra reliable
Just came in part ex
V5 to be applied for
But is still taxed
£325
Located in bishop auckland

 

 


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Just rolling along


Daimler 250 V8 1968

BMW 320dGT M-Sport.

Nissan X-Trail N-tec


#105937 ONLINE   DVee8

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 09:05 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...9101&rmvSB=true

 

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Just rolling along


Daimler 250 V8 1968

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#105938 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 09:29 PM

That's exactly £1300 more than I paid for my 1300L ten years ago  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:


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#105939 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 10:03 PM

 

Coys had that one last month

 

http://www.coys.co.u...er-paints-viton

 

I mustard, it really appeals to the 10-year-old me.


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#105940 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 10:23 PM

Quickly.  Drive them, make them perfect, get bored, sell at crippling loss favourable price to fellow members.

 

Rinse and repeat.

 

Then Roffle!



#105941 OFFLINE   clayts450

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 10:51 PM

A Barried up Streetwise SE..... 

 

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https://www.gumtree....2005/1255222800


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#105942 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 10:57 PM

It's only a fugging diesel Spacevan!!  I bet this is absolutely fucking diabolical to drive.

 

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#105943 ONLINE   Felly Magic

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 11:46 PM

IT'S FUCKED M9


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Felly :P

#105944 ONLINE   Felly Magic

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Posted 16 July 2017 - 11:58 PM

Bob Carolgees?????????????????? Where's Spit?

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http://www.ebay.co.u...EQAAOSw0TxZY8jr


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Felly :P

#105945 OFFLINE   somewhatfoolish

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 03:41 AM

Low mileage Rover bubble.

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#105946 OFFLINE   Rusty Sills

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 05:18 AM

http://www.ebay.co.u...ffer&rmvSB=true


https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/II4AAOSwm...


I was expecting that to have a v6 under the bonnet (but still 1.3 on the paperwork obvs).

#105947 OFFLINE   Bianconeri

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 06:18 AM

I was expecting that to have a v6 under the bonnet (but still 1.3 on the paperwork obvs).


Mmmmmm, Cat C or D with indeterminate mileage and some low-level Barrying?
Most new cars are total shite. They don't even have the excuse of being interesting.
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#105948 ONLINE   AngusToledo

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 08:15 AM

https://www.ebay.co....tm/182671668385

"i set to work in my evenings at my workshop building it there are so many mods its un real i have tried to show as meany as i can in the pictures it looks even better in rel life and loved buy all that see it and drive past it or up on it."

"past mot at an interdependent mot station even the police love it been to some hot rod shows and they love it its on Instagram and Peterborough hot rod and custom car show web site modern nationals every think on it works as it should do i am in no rush to sell it testing the market out to see what offers i get cash on collection please feel free to come have a look at it before auction ends i am a fully qualified mechanic that has his own business its not bodged up built well i have taken it all over with the wife and kid realy safe and reliable as that was what i wanted building it."

At least it's better than a shiny one adorned with Halfords tat.
I think.

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It stands for "i" am "i"ncredible, "i"mportant, and it means everyone
has to get out of my way. I don't pull over for anything.
Unless it has headlamp washers because that means it's an SRi
and he's more important than my GLi.
Then I pull over and nod to let him know he's more important than me."

#105949 OFFLINE   Rod/b

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 08:39 AM

Pretty sure the plod or an MOT tester wouldn't like those open wheels if they saw it on the road.
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#105950 OFFLINE   strangeangel

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 09:43 AM

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apparently ran fine years ago

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...d-/201988408386


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#105951 OFFLINE   strangeangel

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 09:47 AM

Liberate your inner scrote:

 

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doesn't start

 

ran great before

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...r-/112484103340


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#105952 OFFLINE   strangeangel

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 09:48 AM

Definitely do not paint:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.u...P-/292177597475


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#105953 OFFLINE   strangeangel

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 09:52 AM

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WAS RUNNING WHEN PARKED UP
 
BEEN STOOD SEVERAL YEARS
 


#105954 OFFLINE   AMC Rebel

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 09:56 AM

It's only a fugging diesel Spacevan!!  I bet this is absolutely fucking diabolical to drive.

 

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/h4kAAOSwpI...

 

I had one of these - pre-spacevan facelift.  I can confirm it was wank.  One time it wouldn't get moving in an icy car park, so I locked the sliding door open, put it into 2nd second and let the clutch up, jumped out and pushed it to get it moving, then jumped back in and roared* away.  Warm heater though.


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1967 AMC Rebel SST convertible (superior body and originality being slowly raided for spares for the '68) Off road for at least the last 25 years

1956 Chevy 210 4 door hardtop - bought in 2000 and still in my garage - I even do a bit of work on it occasionally - long term project

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#105955 OFFLINE   AMC Rebel

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 09:58 AM

https://www.ebay.co....tm/182671668385

"i set to work in my evenings at my workshop building it there are so many mods its un real i have tried to show as meany as i can in the pictures it looks even better in rel life and loved buy all that see it and drive past it or up on it."

"past mot at an interdependent mot station even the police love it been to some hot rod shows and they love it its on Instagram and Peterborough hot rod and custom car show web site modern nationals every think on it works as it should do i am in no rush to sell it testing the market out to see what offers i get cash on collection please feel free to come have a look at it before auction ends i am a fully qualified mechanic that has his own business its not bodged up built well i have taken it all over with the wife and kid realy safe and reliable as that was what i wanted building it."

At least it's better than a shiny one adorned with Halfords tat.
I think.

 

 

That ad wins this week's bollock faced expressions bingo though -

 

It only needs rare barn find for the set

 

 

 

rat rod custom car rat look hot rod steampunk vintage mad max modified one off 

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1994 Range Rover Classic "The Crying Pumpkin"

2003 Jaaaag XJ 260K miles and counting

2000 Ford Mondeo Verona 1.8 pez FOR SALE

2000 Ford Puma 1.7 - Roffled and now with new AS owner

1968 AMC Rebel SST convertible (working and road legal but in limp home mode)

1967 AMC Rebel SST convertible (superior body and originality being slowly raided for spares for the '68) Off road for at least the last 25 years

1956 Chevy 210 4 door hardtop - bought in 2000 and still in my garage - I even do a bit of work on it occasionally - long term project

2005 MG ZT-T awaiting completion of engine transplant of spare V6 after OMG HGF on the engine that "never has that problem"

2005 Land Rover Discovery - for long trips and moving engines 


#105956 OFFLINE   AMC Rebel

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 10:14 AM

Pretty sure the plod or an MOT tester wouldn't like those open wheels if they saw it on the road.

If you came across strict plod with any knowledge of the law, you'd be on 3 points for vehicle in a dangerous condition CU20 for quite a bit of that paraphernalia.  Pretty unlikely though since there are more or less no Police about any more. 


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1994 Range Rover Classic "The Crying Pumpkin"

2003 Jaaaag XJ 260K miles and counting

2000 Ford Mondeo Verona 1.8 pez FOR SALE

2000 Ford Puma 1.7 - Roffled and now with new AS owner

1968 AMC Rebel SST convertible (working and road legal but in limp home mode)

1967 AMC Rebel SST convertible (superior body and originality being slowly raided for spares for the '68) Off road for at least the last 25 years

1956 Chevy 210 4 door hardtop - bought in 2000 and still in my garage - I even do a bit of work on it occasionally - long term project

2005 MG ZT-T awaiting completion of engine transplant of spare V6 after OMG HGF on the engine that "never has that problem"

2005 Land Rover Discovery - for long trips and moving engines 


#105957 OFFLINE   Andy the tyre man

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 06:06 PM

https://www.ebay.co....tm/263089730433

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I HAVE THE PATIENCE OF A SAINT.

SAINT CUNTY McFUCKOFF

#105958 ONLINE   MarvinsMom

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 06:11 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...hIAAOSwN2VZUVez

 

some hot, beige wedge action here!

 

i'm thinking we've had this before, but, as i like wedges, i'm going to post it anyway.

 

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those wheel trims need burning though, as they are horrid!


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#105959 ONLINE   MarvinsMom

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 06:23 PM

http://www.carandcla....uk/car/C891889

 

allegro vanden plas, with all plah included.

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and its brown.....

 

looks nice too, and seemingly not priced at outrageous, silly money....

 

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#105960 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 07:04 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...CT/172776259470

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NO MOT ,HEAD GASKETS GONE AND A LITTLE RUST IN THE BODY

 

Since NCPGW and I bloody hate convertibles, I made a sensible* offer.


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1967 Renault 16 TL........................................................without floor

1971 Rover 3500 Series 2...........................................almost not fucked
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X.......................................The Beastestate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate.............new, improved, now with aircon





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