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#104221 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted Today, 08:14 PM

Did the TellyTubbies have a van?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.u...VgAAOSw-29ZQYhv

 

'this car has been upgraded by Toyota for Toyota as a Touring car for exhibitions'


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#104222 OFFLINE   cort16

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Posted Today, 08:15 PM

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https://www.gumtree....-tdi/1250289900


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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!

#104223 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted Today, 08:20 PM

This ought to sort out who's got the biggest and most concrete bollocks

 

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http://www.ebay.co.u...nIAAOSwVJhZTB5R


"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#104224 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted Today, 08:23 PM

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http://www.ebay.co.u...YUAAOSwwzhZTA47


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#104225 OFFLINE   MarvinsMom

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Posted Today, 08:26 PM

http://www.carandcla....uk/car/C884102

 

i'll just leave this here....

 

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£3k so not a lot of money either, i think.


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#104226 OFFLINE   richardmorris

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Posted Today, 08:28 PM

I'm not sure if this should go here or the bargains thread.

£20k X1/9!
http://www.carandcla....uk/car/C884335


I'm in the money!!
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#104227 ONLINE   UltraWomble

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Posted Today, 08:30 PM

YES

Oh lord, yes.

What a bloody fabulous way to commute to work each day if its pissing it down

http://www.ebay.co.u...yYAAOSwCkZZRjSS

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The Picasso is the future Morris Minor.

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#104228 ONLINE   MattLikesCars

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Posted Today, 08:43 PM

YES

Oh lord, yes.

What a bloody fabulous way to commute to work each day if its pissing it down

http://www.ebay.co.u...yYAAOSwCkZZRjSS

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/cyYAAOSwCk...

 

James May approved on Top Gear quite some years ago. Weren't these designed by an ex TG presenter (from the 80's or 90's version)? I'm sure I remember James saying something along those lines in the episode where he drove one.


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#104229 ONLINE   Sandie

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Posted Today, 08:46 PM

Noel Edmonds owned the importer at one point.


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#104230 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted Today, 08:48 PM

​'Daisy, Daisy give us a Frenchie, do

​I've got some vinyl, three wheels and some glue

​It won't be a painless ride out

with a the handbrake shoved up your clout

But you'll look a treat, upon the rear seat

of a lawnmower made for two'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.u...~sAAOSwrfVZPuD2


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#104231 ONLINE   UltraWomble

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Posted Today, 08:52 PM

 

​It won't be a painless ride out

with a the handbrake shoved up your clout

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...~sAAOSwrfVZPuD2

Crying with laughter here


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#104232 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted Today, 08:52 PM

Noel Edmonds owned the importer at one point.

 

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Why did he kill Clive Anderson? WHY?


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#104233 OFFLINE   MarvinsMom

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Posted Today, 08:52 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...oMAAOSwls5Y7R4S

 

this looks terribly safe*

 

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#104234 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted Today, 08:53 PM

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http://www.ebay.co.u...2YAAOSwFqNZQpIx

 

'could be ex RAF WW2 as there is blue paint under the black'

 

In the same way that picture my kids drew on an old fucking TUC biscuit tin lid could actually be Van Gogh's 'Poppy Flowers' as there's definitely yellow paint underneath.


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#104235 ONLINE   egg

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Posted Today, 08:54 PM

Interesting.

 

YES

Oh lord, yes.

What a bloody fabulous way to commute to work each day if its pissing it down

http://www.ebay.co.u...yYAAOSwCkZZRjSS

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/cyYAAOSwCk...

 

Fascinating, the owner was born in 1921, so he is very old, no wonder he has given up driving! It's on disabled tax as a result. No MOT in a while according to online records but advert says 06/18...French car, Italian engine - sounds a good combo.

 

Shipley would be about £400 though :-(


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#104236 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted Today, 09:01 PM

You know on Dragon's Den when they accuse people of finding an answer to a question that's never been asked? Well, I'd pissing well love to know who got up in the morning and considered the possibilities of knocking up a fairground-esque death trap for two foot high single parents with 17ft tall kids

 

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http://www.ebay.co.u...EcAAOSw1~JZQXpP

 

That, I think, is right up there with the shittest trike ever, and that's no mean feat.


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#104237 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted Today, 09:20 PM

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http://www.ebay.co.u...mQAAOSwXY5ZTC09

 


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#104238 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted Today, 09:24 PM

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http://www.ebay.co.u...1UAAOSwDrNZTCpr

 

 

Bloody lovely that an exactly ninety seven million times better than some spazzy flared wheel arch/Mini owners do itMinilited/pretend Cooper bollocks .


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#104239 ONLINE   alcyonecorporation

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Posted Today, 09:37 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/FJEAAOSw-2...

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...1UAAOSwDrNZTCpr

 

 

Bloody lovely that an exactly ninety seven million times better than some spazzy flared wheel arch/Mini owners do itMinilited/pretend Cooper bollocks .


you forgot metro engine bumming and union flag roof painting. 

otherwise, good lament. 7.8/10. 


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What we need is more poo brown cars.


Top tip, stop buying shit old cars. Works for me.


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#104240 ONLINE   egg

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Posted Today, 09:44 PM

http://www.autotrade...201706116345903

 

Classy old Lag. Sport model, cambelt and clutch done.

 

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Posted Today, 09:48 PM

Overpriced, because dealer, but look....(I suspect this trader buys from Paddock Wood auction nearby, and flips with minimal effort)

 

http://www.autotrade...201705125377389

 

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