Jump to content


Welcome to Autoshite

Welcome to Autoshite, like most online communities you must register to view or post in our community, but don't worry this is a simple free process that requires minimal information for you to signup. Be apart of Autoshite by signing in or creating an account.
  • Start new topics and reply to others
  • Subscribe to topics and forums to get automatic updates
  • Get your own profile and make new friends
  • Customize your experience here
Guest Message by DevFuse
 

Photo

eBay tat volume 3.


  • Please log in to reply
102681 replies to this topic

#102661 ONLINE   cort16

cort16

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 16,190 posts
  • 3 thanks
  • LocationScotland

Posted Today, 07:57 AM

shite hawk.

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...KoAAOSwfRdZKYd7


  • Vantman and Mr Laurence like this
I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!

#102662 ONLINE   cort16

cort16

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 16,190 posts
  • 3 thanks
  • LocationScotland

Posted Today, 08:08 AM

170,000 mile v12 Cl600 that's been sitting for 5 years

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...4kAAOSwfpVZKKxl


  • Aston Martin likes this
I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!

#102663 ONLINE   cort16

cort16

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 16,190 posts
  • 3 thanks
  • LocationScotland

Posted Today, 08:15 AM

This damaged Mondeo ST diesel could be a bargain for someone.

 

$_12.JPG

 

Brace yourself for the damage.

 

$_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...wAAAOSw1WJZKY2A


  • clayts450 likes this
I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!

#102664 OFFLINE   phil_lihp

phil_lihp

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 4,072 posts
  • 3 thanks

Posted Today, 08:21 AM

How sad, this was mine for a couple of years, bought back in 2011.  Always loved the colour and shape if not the slightly underwhelming engine.  It's fallen on hard times, it stayed local and I spotted it fairly recently; it always looked pretty tidy so not sure how it's declined so fast.  MOT history doesn't look too promising, going by recent advisories sounds like the engine is knackered if the MIL is now on as well.

 

Still, good to see that the centre console I painted silver is still holding up, the original matt grey was very scuffed and looked awful.  It acquired Opel badging after I sold it, not sure why.

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...=p2047675.l2557

 

s-l1600.jpg



#102665 OFFLINE   wuvvum

wuvvum

    Rank: Isuzu Florian

  • Full Members
  • 9,571 posts
  • 1 thanks

Posted Today, 09:31 AM

Here is a smoll TR3.  Currently rather cheap considering the daft prices kids' cars normally seem to go for.

 

s-l400.jpg


  • anonymous user and alcyonecorporation like this

#102666 OFFLINE   Alfamale

Alfamale

    Rank: Austin Maxi

  • Full Members
  • 260 posts
  • 0 thanks
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted Today, 09:55 AM

 
Still, good to see that the centre console I painted silver is still holding up, the original matt grey was very scuffed and looked awful.  It acquired Opel badging after I sold it, not sure why.
 


Amusingly, I bought one of these cheap in star silver three years old in 2003 and spent a few quid de-opeling as it had been a grey import. Now people are reversing the process...
  • phil_lihp likes this

#102667 ONLINE   Junkman

Junkman

    Improving(c) The Climate(tm) for all!

  • Full Members
  • 35,037 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationStockport, England
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted Today, 11:03 AM

God help us.

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...W-/352057483067

s-l1600.jpg


  • phil_lihp likes this

1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


#102668 ONLINE   Junkman

Junkman

    Improving(c) The Climate(tm) for all!

  • Full Members
  • 35,037 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationStockport, England
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted Today, 11:17 AM

Why is every r00tz gr00p ar turning up for sale barely fit for the Stan Woods Memorial?

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...1-/112421807564

s-l1600.jpg


1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


#102669 ONLINE   Junkman

Junkman

    Improving(c) The Climate(tm) for all!

  • Full Members
  • 35,037 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationStockport, England
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted Today, 11:21 AM

Woah!

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...r-/252961096091

s-l1600.jpg

 

 

REG FROM CAR HAS BEEN VALUATED AT £500

 

Oh fuck off.


  • puddlethumper likes this

1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


#102670 ONLINE   Junkman

Junkman

    Improving(c) The Climate(tm) for all!

  • Full Members
  • 35,037 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationStockport, England
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted Today, 11:27 AM

Winning this thread for today was easy enough.

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...M-/132206739823

s-l1600.jpg

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

"MICROPROCESSED AUTOMATIC AIR CONDITIONER"

 

 

But sadly

 

 

Located in Lincoln

 

So I'm out.


  • phil_lihp and alcyonecorporation like this

1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


#102671 ONLINE   Junkman

Junkman

    Improving(c) The Climate(tm) for all!

  • Full Members
  • 35,037 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationStockport, England
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted Today, 11:31 AM

It's just a TTS, that's all.

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...d-/152563344335

s-l1600.jpg


1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


#102672 ONLINE   Junkman

Junkman

    Improving(c) The Climate(tm) for all!

  • Full Members
  • 35,037 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationStockport, England
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted Today, 11:33 AM

http://www.ebay.co.u...i-/172698524561

s-l1600.jpg

 

Holy shit:

s-l1600.jpg


1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


#102673 ONLINE   Junkman

Junkman

    Improving(c) The Climate(tm) for all!

  • Full Members
  • 35,037 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationStockport, England
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted Today, 11:36 AM

Dear citizen, would you like to buy a bit of your own property?

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...5-/282496649341

s-l1600.jpg


1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


#102674 ONLINE   Junkman

Junkman

    Improving(c) The Climate(tm) for all!

  • Full Members
  • 35,037 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationStockport, England
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted Today, 11:39 AM

Improve your neighborhood relationships.

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...P-/162531219202

s-l1600.jpg


1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


#102675 ONLINE   Junkman

Junkman

    Improving(c) The Climate(tm) for all!

  • Full Members
  • 35,037 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationStockport, England
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted Today, 11:41 AM

Yow!

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...e-/172698347083

s-l1600.jpg


  • clayts450 likes this

1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


#102676 ONLINE   Junkman

Junkman

    Improving(c) The Climate(tm) for all!

  • Full Members
  • 35,037 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationStockport, England
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted Today, 11:44 AM

 

RAT DUB EURO STANCE

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...H-/192199129712

s-l1600.jpg

 

s-l1600.jpg


1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


#102677 ONLINE   Junkman

Junkman

    Improving(c) The Climate(tm) for all!

  • Full Members
  • 35,037 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationStockport, England
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted Today, 11:49 AM

I say Skizzer is running out of excuses.

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...N-/272689035541

s-l1600.jpg

 

s-l1600.jpg


  • egg likes this

1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


#102678 ONLINE   Junkman

Junkman

    Improving(c) The Climate(tm) for all!

  • Full Members
  • 35,037 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationStockport, England
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted Today, 11:52 AM

http://www.ebay.co.u...c-/201937577820

s-l1600.jpg


1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


#102679 OFFLINE   egg

egg

    Just another content provider

  • Full Members
  • 2,040 posts
  • 1 thanks
  • LocationDown the Bay, Kent
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted Today, 11:53 AM

Winning this thread for today was easy enough.

http://www.ebay.co.u...M-/132206739823
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/A6AAAOSwi7...

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/ADAAAOSwi7...

"MICROPROCESSED AUTOMATIC AIR CONDITIONER"


But sadly


So I'm out.

Agree, but probably needs a 'do not read ad' warning!
  • Junkman likes this

1993 Ford Mondeo 1.6 base

1994 Skoda Favorit Silver Line 1.3 GLXie

2002 Ford Fusion 3 1.6


#102680 ONLINE   Junkman

Junkman

    Improving(c) The Climate(tm) for all!

  • Full Members
  • 35,037 posts
  • 9 thanks
  • LocationStockport, England
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted Today, 11:56 AM

Agree, but probably needs a do not read ad warning!

 

I effectively issued exactly that by pointing out that it's located in Lincoln, no?


1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


#102681 ONLINE   clayts450

clayts450

    Rank Morris Ital

  • Full Members
  • 79 posts
  • 1 thanks
  • LocationNottingham
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted Today, 12:07 PM

OMGHGF Rover 75 off Facetwat which appears to come with a free bumbling old giffer (yes, I know it's someone's dad, but couldn't you have given him a Werther's or something ?)

 

835e18ef13374a41b32fa32135ff53e2.png

 

41a659cddfaf42efb05b171fe74aaa89.png


My shite CV 1986-date

 

1986-1988 1969 VW Beetle 1300 (two years)

1988-1990 1977 Morris Marina 1.3 Super (two years)

approx 1998 1983 Skoda Estelle 120L (a month)

approx 1998 year unknown marque forgotten Metro engine size, who cares (a month)

approx 1998 1998 brand new Vauxhall Corsa hire car (failed to start one morning, AA called) (a week)

1999 year unknown Vauxhall Cavalier 1.6 (Dad knockoff, fucked it within a week)

1999-2016 semi-retired from driving due to previous choice of shite cars

2017 looking for shite


#102682 ONLINE   cort16

cort16

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 16,190 posts
  • 3 thanks
  • LocationScotland

Posted Today, 12:12 PM

Winning this thread for today was easy enough.

http://www.ebay.co.u...M-/132206739823
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/A6AAAOSwi7...

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/ADAAAOSwi7...

"MICROPROCESSED AUTOMATIC AIR CONDITIONER"


But sadly


So I'm out.


I already won it by posting it one page back
I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!




9 user(s) are reading this topic

5 members, 4 guests, 0 anonymous users


    Terence Johnson Stevenson, oilnchain, MorrisItalSLX, the judge, egg