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#100591 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 08:40 PM

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'And who could forget that classic moment when Poirot's just about to nab Gary Glitter and his moustache slips'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.u...-MAAOSwSypY93yG


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Posted 19 April 2017 - 09:14 PM

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If I had to describe this car in two words, it would be...

 

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Hella Goody. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...e-/262944433966


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#100593 OFFLINE   HillmanImp

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 09:33 PM

Saw this on FB

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 09:35 PM

And this bad boy.

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Not checked MOT history mind you.

*edit* just realised there was a photo of the phail sheet and its rotten as a Tory MP.
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Posted 19 April 2017 - 09:57 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...n-/332185188677
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Have you got a hard on yet?
No?
Then step right this way, sir:
 
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/23YAAOSwtZ...
 
May I kindly ask Skizzer and Breadvan what the fuck you are waiting for?


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Posted 19 April 2017 - 10:06 PM

I may* have slightly bought this, a bit. I went to look at it and it took an hour to persuade it to start. Obviously I didn't let that put me off. Collection on Monday.

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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 10:32 PM

http://www.ebay.co.u...l-/332186046043

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How does one use painted paint? And for what?

 

I'm calling Peter Best tomorrow.


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#100598 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 10:54 PM

I may* have slightly bought this, a bit. I went to look at it and it took an hour to persuade it to start. Obviously I didn't let that put me off. Collection on Monday.

 

What does it feel like to be a winner and a hero at the same time?


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Posted 19 April 2017 - 10:59 PM

I'm calling Peter Best tomorrow.

 

BTW if you want a fucked up red car with black tape all over the wings you don't need to go to Penzance. 


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Posted 19 April 2017 - 11:03 PM

I might have to enquire about the XJ as well for the hell of it, I do like XJ40s. I feel it'd be harder to win the mother over though - when I told the mother the S124 was an auto she suddenly became enthusiastic and agreed to try and win over Old Man for me (which involves selling his A4). 

 

I don't think I'd convince either of them to let me have an XJ.


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Posted 19 April 2017 - 11:13 PM

What does it feel like to be a winner and a hero at the same time?


Worrying. No, wait - terrifying.
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Posted 19 April 2017 - 11:25 PM

I know the feeling. Some terrifying vehicular developments could unfold at the GGG at any time as well.

Switches have been toggled, strings are being pulled. Granada migrating to Granadaland is part of the package.



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Posted 20 April 2017 - 12:51 AM

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Householder: So, I was thinking of lawn here, roses along this side, a rhododendron in the middle...

Landscaper: yeah, yeah, but what about this - an ACRE of polished coal, with, and get this, a FLOOR COMPASS!

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...4-/311845220568


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 12:58 AM

Oh fuck...

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...=STRK:MEBIDX:IT

 

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 01:03 AM

It's getting way too German here for my taste.

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...E-/182537023273

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Delboy Van, Del Boy Trotter Van, III, OFAH, VERY RARE!

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 01:07 AM

http://www.ebay.co.u...5-/152517130944

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 01:08 AM

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 01:11 AM

http://www.ebay.co.u...r-/122454095696

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Car almost complete - excludes engine and bell housing.

 

 

Please note: this is less the engine and bell housing and are not for sale.


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1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 01:15 AM

http://www.ebay.co.u...d-/162481739196

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Genuine Barn Find!

 

 

After a days of hard work it looks totally different, don't you think?

 

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No, I don't.

 

 

 

Don't take me wrong, it is NOT in concourse condition and if you expect to come and drive it away then stop reading now

 

Yep. I just wonder why you dinglebrain didn't already scrap that hopeless shitheap in France.


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1970 Rover P6 V8..........................................................blue in colour

1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 01:16 AM

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1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.................with bolloxed steering and fucked wings

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 01:19 AM

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Just how oval might its future be?


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1970 Rover P6 V8..........................................................blue in colour

1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.................with bolloxed steering and fucked wings

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 01:19 AM

 

 

I was going to make it in to pick up

 

A Morris Minor pickup? How novel! 

 

Anyway, how did the conversion go? Excellently?

 

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Excellently. 

 

What's this photo? The first load of stuff you were going to take to the tip in your new pickup?

 

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Opening bid £1,000

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...t-/282436637866


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 01:21 AM

Deary me...

 

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What might this car have done to deserve this?


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1970 Rover P6 V8..........................................................blue in colour

1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour

1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.................with bolloxed steering and fucked wings

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 01:24 AM

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THE HONDA ENGINE AND GEARBOX ARE FITTED TO THE CAR SO THERE'S NO WORRIES ABOUT HEAD GASKET ISSUES 

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...E-/382048280478

 


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 02:45 AM

From America:

 

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$7,500.00 Sell-Trade-Offers willing to hear all.

 

Many more photos on the ad, including the luxurious wooden centre console:

 

https://chicago.crai...6092321629.html


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 09:44 AM

Oof! Vanshite.

 

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 11:47 AM

Few Capri trim bits
And a nice bit of spotting

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 12:18 PM

Interesting photo setup. I particularly like the scale model of Frankenstein doing a shit in someones kettle.

 

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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 12:30 PM

I bet this heap still makes a fair bit of money

 

 

 

fully restored in the late eighties bought in 1991 and left stored ever since

 

I'm not sure parking it in a field really counts as stored.

 

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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 12:31 PM

This Punto dizzler looks alright.  With 6 months test for £195.

 

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http://www.autotrade...=at_cars&page=3

 


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