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#99541 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted Yesterday, 10:39 PM

Da fuck in tins!

 

https://www.gumtree....orio/1143115742

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Imagine pushing this into the show corral at Chodmolestly and listen to that daft announcer!


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#99542 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted Yesterday, 10:41 PM

Give yourself a pat on the back & spend that £3200 on something that will at some point see the Queen's highway again, unlike that Lancia.

 

I really, seriously can't see the point of all this earnest, worshipful spanking over Italian cars made of digestive biscuits; life's complicated enough as it is.

 

EDIT: on reflection that seems a bit harsh. I quite like Fiats, but Alfa Romeo and Lancia can get in the fucking sea. Where the salt content would mean they would last -18793875 seconds.

 

Buy Australian!


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#99543 ONLINE   strangeangel

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Posted Yesterday, 10:44 PM

Spesh edish innit?

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http://www.ebay.co.u...in-/29753/i.htm

 

 

Happily this will be IKEA cutlery in just a few weeks from now.


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#99544 OFFLINE   MorrisItalSLX

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Posted Today, 12:49 AM

I

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Oooof!

 

https://www.carsales...-14328643/?Cr=1

https://carsales.li.csnstatic.com/carsal...

 

https://carsales.li.csnstatic.com/carsal...

 

Oh man. If there were a God, he'd tell me what to do now.

 

 

Da fuck in tins!

 

https://www.gumtree....orio/1143115742

https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/...

 

https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/...

 

Imagine pushing this into the show corral at Chodmolestly and listen to that daft announcer!

 

WANT. WANT. WANT.


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#99545 OFFLINE   MorrisItalSLX

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Posted Today, 12:51 AM

Ooooh, those wheels are lush!

 

Make mine a Statesman or Caprice on those wheels and with a big bloody V8 Please!

Junkman said 'please'!

 

I already have a car with lions everywhere, so one of those Holden barges would be a natural next to it, no?

 

Here Ya go (Close Enough)

 

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http://www.ebay.co.u...BUAAOSwfVpYpEYe


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#99546 OFFLINE   17-Coffees

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Posted Today, 04:30 AM

Da fuck in tins!

 

https://www.gumtree....orio/1143115742

https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/...

 

https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/...

 

Imagine pushing this into the show corral at Chodmolestly and listen to that daft announcer!

 

Im a bit too drunk to care (blamer talking to Yanks for that) but is that a P76 for sale?!?

A  drink mor and ill id be in to bid 


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#99547 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted Today, 05:16 AM

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Good afternoon, Stupid and...

 

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'DAVID BOWIE HAVING A WANK ON MY ASTRA VAN BONNET'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.u...nYAAOSwzgBY2B-V


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#99548 ONLINE   Breadvan72

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Posted Today, 06:11 AM

Give yourself a pat on the back & spend that £3200 on something that will at some point see the Queen's highway again, unlike that Lancia.

 

I really, seriously can't see the point of all this earnest, worshipful spanking over Italian cars made of digestive biscuits; life's complicated enough as it is.

 

EDIT: on reflection that seems a bit harsh. I quite like Fiats, but Alfa Romeo and Lancia can get in the fucking sea. Where the salt content would mean they would last -18793875 seconds.

 

 

I suppose that it's quite Autoshite to favour Fiat over Lancia and Alfa Romeo, as the more conventional petrolhead thing would be to rank Lancia and Alfa above Fiat (although of course at various times they are all Fiats anyway).  I like Italian cars for some of the same reasons that I like British cars - great design and engineering.  Build quality can be poor, although the rust thing is really much the same as for most old cars. At least we can blame the Germans for the shonky electrics.

 

I am still slightly regretting the Beta, but the buyer had failed to reply to two emails asking for details of the car, and the car would inevitably have required a lot of recommissioning work; so, on to the next folly.


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#99549 ONLINE   richardmorris

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Posted Today, 11:28 AM

Hmmmm

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...VMAAOSwuxFYz-Cf........

 

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This Alpine chalet vehicle is a unique ‘one off’ design by artist/designer Barry Stimson.  The design was to have been put into production in Europe and marketed throughout Europe, but the unforeseen effects of the ‘Brexit’ vote changed that plan.  ‘Classic old vans’ are great… but running costs and reliability of a modern van is of paramount importance in running a successful business .  The essence of ‘classic old’… or ‘funky’ new remain the same…. both have to appeal to the potential customer purchasing from the trading unit.  However for your information please see part of that design brief set out  below.  The ‘one off’ vehicle being offered for sale  is a Fiat Ducato MWB with 134000 miles on the clock and MOT’d until July 2017. and is in very nice condition.  The Alpine conversion was carried out in 2016 and is ply lined and ready to be ‘set up’ by the purchaser to fill their requirements and is in new and unused condition.


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#99550 ONLINE   richardmorris

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Posted Today, 11:31 AM

Cheap pair of XMs.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.u...xYAAOSwdGFYu~V4


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#99551 ONLINE   richardmorris

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Posted Today, 11:34 AM

One for c15 collectors......

 

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#99552 ONLINE   richardmorris

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Posted Today, 11:41 AM

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This looks delightful

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#99553 OFFLINE   NorfolkNWeigh

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Posted Today, 11:52 AM

One for c15 collectors......
 
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/VjAAAOSw32...http://www.ebay.co.u...EEAAOSwhQhY138x

And only about 10 miles away from the Buckinghamshire Jay Leno.

#99554 ONLINE   strangeangel

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Posted Today, 01:44 PM

I'm genuinely lost for words here.

 

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reasonable offers or swap try me

 

HOW MUCH FOR THE SHOPPING TROLLEY M8??

 

https://www.gumtree....ect-/1226296214






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