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#99211 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 11:31 PM

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BARN FIND

 

27 expired mots spanning from 1975- 2017


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1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


#99212 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 11:32 PM

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DUEL FUEL

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#99213 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 11:33 PM

Van Rouge.

 

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1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


#99214 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 11:35 PM

Let's all talk Eddyramrod into doing something terminally daft.

 

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1970 Rover P6 V8........................................................white in colour
1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 11:36 PM

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The car does have a mot

 

 

 

As the car is not running and does not have a mot will need to be trailed away 
 

 

make your mind up you dullard


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 11:36 PM

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At least he could have wiped his dandruff off the camera lens.


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 11:39 PM

Jesus this is a whole new level of hopelessness

 

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http://www.ebay.co.u...on/232277076998

 

 

THE GREEN CAR HAS AN AMAZING ENGINE WITH ONLY 43000 MILES AND THE GRAY CAR HAS BEEN RE PAINTED TO A VERY HIGH STANDARD. I HAVE ENOUGH PARTS TO MAKE ONE REALLY GOOD CAR THAT IS FAST BECOMING RARE ! I HAVE A FULL SET OF LEATHER PLUS MANY OTHER PARTS AND IF THERE IS SOMETHING MISSING (WHICH i VERY MUCH DOUBT) i KNOW WHERE TO GET THE PARTS. i AM VERY RELUCTANT TO SELL BUT i FEEL THE CARS WILL JUST SIT AND ROT IF i DO NOT.

 

You're right, best weigh them in now


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 11:41 PM

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this car needs help!

 

No, you do.

The car is fucked.


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 11:43 PM

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Parked up driving and running.

 

Now it's a hopeless pile of rubbish.


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1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


#99220 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 11:45 PM

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Mr Conelrad, do we have everything that's missing?

 

Edit: We actually do!

 

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1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 11:52 PM

I'd normally bow to the unstoppable force of Mango but I simply couldn't let you tear another good leather interior out of a car. 


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 11:53 PM

I'd normally bow to the unstoppable force of Mango but I simply couldn't let you tear another good leather interior out of a car. 

 

Since when?


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1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 11:54 PM

Speaking of good interiors:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.u...W-/232277878135


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 11:54 PM

One of the very rare moments I wish I was a tad weller off.

 

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1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
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1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 11:55 PM

 

Decidedly Ungranadaland.


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 11:58 PM

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Well, you can't have it all:

 

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1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
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1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


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Posted 21 March 2017 - 12:14 AM

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This is a very rare car being one of the first Cavaliers supplied to a nurse who worked at Stoke Mandaville Hospital (yes the same hospital associated with Jimmy Saville)

 

Where to even start with this, where to even start?

 

 

 

she kept the car for 20 years then donated it to the Atwell Wilson Musuem in Calm Wiltshire.

 

Lord Montagu must have been devastated to have missed out on that one.

 

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26th February: Serviced car

1st March: Rotated tyres to prevent flat spots

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4th April: Checked tyre pressures and bulbs

 

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 12:24 AM

OMEX Project

 

Don't leave home with it.

 

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I'm selling this after being unexpectedly accepted onto a degree programme that I never expected to!

 

The car currently doesn't have an MOT because I thought I wasn't going to drive it due to fees and two lots of insurance, etc and that I would get it reMOTed in the summer rather than doing it in December. I'll listen to offers for it with and without an MOT, if there is little difference between the two then I won't bother getting another MOT for it, if there is a big difference then clearly I will get another ticket for it!

 

If your thesis is on the most verbose way of saying "no mot" then you're getting first class honours.

 

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 01:02 AM

Just how bad does an area have to be to make the local gypsy site the best place to take a photo?



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Posted 21 March 2017 - 01:29 AM

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 01:47 AM

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 01:47 AM

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 01:48 AM

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 01:51 AM

I don't get excited by Astras as a rule but this... THIS!

 

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 02:25 AM

I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life...

 

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I honestly though these had hit the bottom of the depreciation curve a good few years ago, but this is the cheapest I've seen a 'modern' Maserati go for! 
Only a quid short of £8,000! 

 

And it turns out, that all the Maserati's of the same era seem to have slipped under the £10k mark! 

I maybe rethinking my position of another V8 luxobarge soon...

 

 

*Yes I know these aren't really Autoshite, but the fact its a prestige name and now stupidly below there original price, and has the massive WCPGW factor surly count for something? 


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Posted 21 March 2017 - 02:38 AM

 

 

 

 

The big problem though is the gearbox

 

 

This is to alcyonecorporation what P6 rear brakes are to Junkman.


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Posted 21 March 2017 - 05:49 AM

That Cavalier looks like it had a fight in the pub car park and got punched in the eye.


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Posted 21 March 2017 - 06:55 AM

I don't get excited by Astras as a rule but this... THIS!

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/cAgAAOSwB-...

http://www.ebay.co.u...6-/322456165320


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Posted 21 March 2017 - 07:04 AM

I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life, I Don't need a Maserati in my life...

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/HwcAAOSwza...

I honestly though these had hit the bottom of the depreciation curve a good few years ago, but this is the cheapest I've seen a 'modern' Maserati go for!
Only a quid short of £8,000!

And it turns out, that all the Maserati's of the same era seem to have slipped under the £10k mark!
I maybe rethinking my position of another V8 luxobarge soon...


*Yes I know these aren't really Autoshite, but the fact its a prestige name and now stupidly below there original price, and has the massive WCPGW factor surly count for something?

Less vulgar than a Ferrari !


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