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#99151 OFFLINE   BorniteIdentity

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 04:30 PM

History is good on that, is it an 1800? My old boy had a D plate 1800 L.

Aye, 1.8 pinto.

My old man had an E plate too... But his had the smokey old CVH thing.

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 04:50 PM

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This has been upgraded from 8 to 10 hp, only one seat but the ladies will be getting straight into the back anyway.

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#99153 OFFLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 04:55 PM

Yes, this is a 2004 L322 that someone has tried to put new Range Rover parts on.

 

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/T~8AAOSwux...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252809350408

 

 

Wood! Seriously?

 

What a fucking nail

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 05:02 PM

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"As you may be aware Vincents were the first choice of Royalty to build horse boxes of top quality, and were "By Appointment". This box was fully refurbished inside and out a few years ago, and was displayed at some shows and events. It's been left outside for a number of years,by me. The varnish is spoilt, and of late the weather has took its toll on the woodwork and the rear corner of the body has been torn off by the wind. Carries three horses with two grooms seats at rear."

Well it did until the poor fuckers fell out on the M11.

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 05:05 PM

That ^^ Ford is nice but overpainted

 

I like this one though, especially the tie wraps holding the tyre on

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...jMAAOSwsW9Yyvam

 

"no mot needs m8"

 

 

 

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 05:09 PM

Wonder what the next step in this cars history is most likely to be

 

Blah blah METRO blah blah 1275 blah blah

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...sd=232271534653

 

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 05:12 PM

Wood! Seriously?
 
What a fucking nail
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/gGYAAOSwdG...


This was a perfect £6000 Range Rover when I bought it.

It's now worth about 60p M3

Plenty of new cars are total shite too, they are just not very interesting.

 

​There must be a million barns in the UK that are full of old cars waiting to be found and sold on fleabay. Do our farmers now use garages?


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 05:14 PM

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Item location: Purgatory

 

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http://www.ebay.co.u...n-/272597862036

 


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 05:24 PM

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This was a blast from the past, I'd completely forgotten about those car red noses. Remember seeing them months after red nose day, pogwealsed to shit dangling from a MK2 Cavalier grille?

 

Also for memorabilia a 1967 log book with VIN plates in with auction (if reach required price).

 

Yeah, why wait eleven months for it to become tax exempt when you could fuck up its legal identity forever now and save a few months low band tax. You could buy a Medion smartphone from Aldi with the Scrooge McDuck style money reserve you'll save. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...T-/282401852405


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#99160 OFFLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 05:28 PM

Really nice and tidy Series 3 88 Land Rover

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...sd=232276612389

 

 

Just needs ID and V5

 

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Also included in sale SIIa vin tag V5C


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 05:31 PM

MAHINDRA JEEP INDIAN CHIEF PROJECT COMPLETE AND ORIGINAL

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...dcAAOSwuxFYx9mW

 

The Jeep when sold will be pulled out of the woodland and moved to an area where it can be trailered away.

 

 

Bring skip

 

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 05:35 PM

I can imagine Angrydicky tooling around the country in this as a daily! (And it is in Essex). £5k is not shite territory, but even so.

 

http://www.carandcla....uk/car/C849353

 

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 05:46 PM

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MY PRIDE AND JOY

 

Mmm.

 

 

 

THIS CAR RETURNS 25 MPG, BETTER THAN A DISCOVERY DIESEL

 

Mmm.

 

 

THE  REASON FOR SPARES OR REPAIRS IS, TWO YEARS AGO A SLATE CAME OFF THE ROOF AND LANDED ON THE WINDSCREEN AND CRACKED IT.

THE VEHICLE RAN PERFECT WITH NO PROBLEMS AT ALL PRIOR TO THAT.

 

...and after, surely?

 

 

IT ALSO NEEDS A FAN BELT AND I HAVE ORDERED IT TODAY IT WILL COME WITH THE CAR IF THE PRICE GOES IN EXCESS OF £1000. 

 

The fuck are you going to do with that fanbelt if it doesn't?

 

 

 

I HAVE ADDED 20 LITERS OF PETROL TO IT TODAY, VERY UNFORTUNATELY I PURCHASED DIESEL INSTEAD OF PETROL AND NOW THE TANK NEED TO BE EMPTIED.

 

Mmm.

 

 

 

Please remember to bring a trailer to pick up as there is no M.O.T on this car.

 

(and also it's full of diesel, has a smashed windscreen, seized water pump and I'm throwing this fan belt in the bin because the car sold for £999.99)

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...s-/122405519103


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 05:48 PM

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Coventry and America

 

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 06:05 PM

 

 

This reminds me of...

 

...Tea suggested, change of pants mandatory. Strap in, it's a long ride. Oh and don't let the thumbnail fool you, it's not over until you see him drive away in the tow car.

 

 

I thought exactly the same thing while surfing BX's last night. Shame really.


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 06:55 PM

That video is scary and hilarious at the same time. That's the shonkiest towing dolly I've ever seen too.


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 07:10 PM

Wankshaft & Dogvomit recovery, how may I help?

 

'Ahh, yes. Could you give me a price, please? I would like a Reliant Robin with no engine or gearbox moving two streets away please. Could you do this for me?'

 

No problem, ace, it'll be £575.

 

'£575! It's only fucking 500 yards! How is that £575, FFS?'

 

£300 for the diesel, £275 for the two nights hotel stay our driver will need to get it to you

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.u...hIAAOSw32lYzuM4


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 07:31 PM

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Good Eventide, Stupid & Co, how can I he....

 

30376924-Funny-nerd-guy-in-eyeglasses-ha

 

 

'Anything at all, even portraits of legends?'

 

Show us the face and we'll give it a trace!

 

'Ok, nice one. Can I have Ace Ventura, Paint Defective on the bonnet please?

 

Just that, seems a bit plain for you?

 

'Oh aye, you're right. Tell you what, have him next to Chevy Chase and Bradley Walsh, but all with oddly sized arms'

 

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Anything else, me old tater?

 

'A young Romesh Ranganathan and Muhammed Ali doing a passable impression of Simon Cowell, please'

 

 

Ready Tuesday afternoon, sir,

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.u...7EAAOSw32lY0Bn4

 

 

Verdict: A little less conversation a little more HIAB, please.


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 07:36 PM

This is THE BOLLOCKS

 

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 07:36 PM

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GUY INVINCIBLE sounds like a James Bond baddie


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 07:46 PM

Billy you have a knack for finding these piss poor airbrush paintjobs, and that Guy is salty for something that's not been on the road for 20 years or so


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Posted 20 March 2017 - 07:47 PM

Humber Pig 1954 armoured vehicle.  Handy for the school run.

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...LcAAOSwa~BYdVJ4

 

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 07:51 PM

A recovery truck that needs a recovery truck? Why yes indeed. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.u...sd=152478242742

 

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 08:22 PM

http://www.annonce.c...279-wzmg9q.html

 

Another variegated Favorit

 

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 08:25 PM

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"As you may be aware Vincents were the first choice of Royalty to build horse boxes of top quality, and were "By Appointment". This box was fully refurbished inside and out a few years ago, and was displayed at some shows and events. It's been left outside for a number of years,by me. The varnish is spoilt, and of late the weather has took its toll on the woodwork and the rear corner of the body has been torn off by the wind. Carries three horses with two grooms seats at rear."

Well it did until the poor fuckers fell out on the M11.

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I know that, it's a Putney Creech Land Yacht.

 

 

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 08:33 PM

Win at life with this gorgeous* LDV Pilot dropside

 

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 08:45 PM

South paw misery spec Onion in London

 

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 08:49 PM

This looks value at £1300! Black plates need hurling into the ocean mind

 

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 08:51 PM

Ooh, yes.

 

http://www.carandcla....uk/car/C849018

 

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Posted 20 March 2017 - 09:01 PM

If only we knew someone around the sort of Ludlow area who likes old vans.

 

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