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#61 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 02:41 PM

And put an old sofa and broken washing machine next to it, perhaps painting 'fuk of Walsal' on your wheelie bin too?

Check this bag of wank out

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'Anyone interested rare? cant say i have seen one around, the supercarry body on the back is not the sale'

Effing wonderful.

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 02:47 PM

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'You are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth, and the plums have mutated and they have got beaks. You make pigs smoke. You feed beef burgers to swans. You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And in these sheds you have 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small.'
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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"


#63 OFFLINE   willswitchengage

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 02:49 PM

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http://www.ebay.co.u... ... 1c265807a4


BID ONLY IF YOU INTEND TO BUY


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#64 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 02:52 PM

Relive those magical 1970's holidays when it took eleven days to get four miles down the coast


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#65 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 03:02 PM

Gottle of geer

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'Ford Garago reiesterd as brackdown recovery mot exemped don't bother biding your time waiting for me to type properly, I'm illegitimate'

No great surprise that the crossbred word spaz who typed that seems to be claiming this is MOT exempt.

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#66 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 04:03 PM

Is it a turd, are you insane?

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#67 OFFLINE   vulgalour

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 05:26 PM

That Safari caravan is a thing of beauty and I want it behind the Princess so I can clog up any A road I happen to be on.

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 05:44 PM

Hey i'm sure i've seen that Superman car driving about. I LOL'd

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 06:48 PM

"...it as got new breaks" "...it as been very reliarbull" etc. etc.


If I read one more cryptically illiterate listing by a vacuum-headed dickfisted wandstroker i'll kick my monitor in and send Selwyn Gummer (MP) the bill.
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Posted 25 April 2012 - 06:50 PM

This looks quite sweet. One for the "late registration madness" thread?

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 07:32 PM

THESE ARE SUCH A LOOKER!!!

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This one is 850€, its not been used for a bit but looks alright to me. MEGAWANT 5! I would love to go and A-frame this back to base.

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 07:45 PM

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I WANNA GIVE U DEVOTION

(€550)

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 07:56 PM

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These are excellent, as is the above posted Sunny.

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:46 PM

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I think this guy's been on the magic mushroom cupa soups.

Not going to lie ! Yee kood repair this car ! I jus dnt have time body works goood ! Driveshafts popped out ! Ae B honest probs best jus for parts fnee mee or txt


I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:03 PM

225 quid 272,000 miles
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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:06 PM

Barn find XR2

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XR2 1986 barn find this car is a 1 owner car with 0 previous owners 45578 miles i dont have any history to back this up


Date of Liability 01 12 2008


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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:11 PM

Relive those magical 1970's holidays when it took eleven days to get four miles down the coast


http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/$...

http://www.ebay.co.u... ... 3a73804bf8

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/$...

http://www.ebay.co.u... ... 256fc68f7e


Buy the crab, slip down to Cornwall and pick up the 'van, and take your time coming home. Crab's even got a towbar already! Winnah! 8)
Wouldn't they just look so right together?

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:12 PM

This is for sale, again.

ford escort cotina vauxhall viva renault etc

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:17 PM

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Just 500 Eurogroats.

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:18 PM

Fancy a nice cheap camping holiday? Not in a particular hurry to get there? No gradients of more than 1:100 on the way? Don't mind looking a bit of a tit and being overtaken by scruffy Landcrabs towing Safari Lanterns? Then does eBay have the vehicle for you...

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:19 PM

Barn find XR2

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/$...

XR2 1986 barn find this car is a 1 owner car with 0 previous owners 45578 miles i dont have any history to back this up


Date of Liability 01 12 2008


http://www.ebay.co.u... ... _500wt_951


sorry and at the risk of one of those 'embarrased' emoticons due to me have having a few alcoholic drinks tonight

I don't understand?

It's a 1986 XR2 that was last on the road in 2008? I don't see the problem here?








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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:20 PM

overtaken by scruffy Landcrabs towing Safari Lanterns?


:lol: As if! But now the picture is in my head, I'll be smiling all night...

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:28 PM

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That is brilliant!

COOKER AND FRIDGE ( WHICH HAVENT BEEN TESTED) AS I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT THIS AS IM SELLING FOR A FRIEND

Er.. why not ask him you div'

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:34 PM

Im hoping the seller of this eventually runs out of money listing it on eBay. That's the 4th time it's been on in very quick succession, and everytime it 'mysteriously' gets loads of bids early on but doesn't quite reach reserve or buy it now. I'm absolutely convinced that there's nothing in this, or the fact it's a private listing.

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:36 PM

We had one of those Renault Trafic Campers, with the 1647cc engine and that was slow!!

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:37 PM

Woo Bayern! Anyway...

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Reminds me of...

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And this just looks awful. I didn't know brutalist architecture made its way into caravan design.

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:41 PM

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'I'VE GOT ENOUGH TREATMENT TO LAST'

One photo of that and I've got a raging trouser tent.

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:42 PM

Nice original Marina

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:44 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/Mzc1WDUwMA==/$...

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'I'VE GOT ENOUGH TREATMENT TO LAST'

One photo of that and I've got a raging trouser tent.


Strange man, that does nothing for me. Everyone to their own, you can have that if I can have a tax-free CF with a 2.3 auto in it. Deal? :wink:

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#90 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:51 PM

Not pointless, idiotic, fat, mockney, gobshite, spray tanned, slags, wankers, pondlife, reality, tv, fucking, fuckitty, twats.

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'He works very quietly, to the extent that during the boot hard to see if it is already running'

I work so quietly once I fell asleep and got the boot. What do I win?

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