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#31 OFFLINE   dollywobbler

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 06:38 PM

On that Saxo abomination, he quotes that it was featured in Max Power magazine - which tells you exactly why that title folded!

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#32 ONLINE   cobblers

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 06:44 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTE5MlgxNjAw/$...

http://www.ebay.co.u... ... 19cffaaa16

'This campervan as won numerous awards for interior and exterior as shown on photo's'

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#33 OFFLINE   Alexg

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 06:49 PM

Welcome EBAY TAT VOLUME 3. I wish you many a LOL filled moment as your predecessor so often provided.

Now allow me to enter my first contribution.

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#34 OFFLINE   Tayne

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 07:32 PM

Here's a rather reasonable Mazda MX-3 for page 3.

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#35 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 07:37 PM

Pop your cherry with this hot piece of ass!:

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Wow, I never knew these things came with a dogleg 'box. You learn something new every day...

#36 OFFLINE   pbottomley

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 08:24 PM

Want a nice classic old car with a unique well engineering engine conversion, with room for a radiator. Well look no further

http://www.ebay.co.u...=item2a1c9e3770

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#37 OFFLINE   cort16

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 08:41 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/$...
http://www.ebay.co.u... ... 0700999757

one similar to this one featured in the hit cult TVseries the proffesional's and possibly cagney & Lacey


I'm not sure if thats right, can someone photoshop Sharon Gless onto the bonnet of this please so i can check?

What a fanny he's obviously getting Cagney & Lacey confused with Starsky & Hutch, which we all know was bursting with Allegros.
I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!

#38 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 08:47 PM

Jeezus that Kadett looks shocking! What a POS. This on the other hand.....

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#39 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 08:51 PM

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Looks quite good, though the dark blue doorshuts and engine bay look fairly terrible.

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#40 OFFLINE   cort16

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 08:54 PM

I'm seriously nursing one over this Cortina.

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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!

#41 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 09:07 PM

Taste versus money, you decide who wins.

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'professionally wrapped in Metallic Red across the roof and front to give the car some individuality!'

If I wrapped my COCK AND BOLLOCKS in cellophane and painted my big fat arse orange it'd be 'individual' but just like that heap of third rate, third divison toss no fucker would want to see it.

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#42 OFFLINE   Mr Lobster

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 09:07 PM

Today I am mostly selling my Renault 4

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#43 OFFLINE   Alexg

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 09:42 PM

Good luck Lobster.

This Allegro Estate is probably worse than it looks...

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#44 ONLINE   M'coli

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 09:56 PM

Good luck Lobster.

This Allegro Estate is probably worse than it looks...

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/OTAxWDE2MDA=/$...
http://www.ebay.co.u... ... 41651f6c88

Hmmm...

The enquiry is complete.The vehicle details for RHN 330X are:
Date of Liability 20 04 2007
Date of First Registration 08 10 1981
Year of Manufacture 1981
Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1485cc
CO2 Emissions Not Available
Fuel Type PETROL
Export Marker N
Vehicle Status Unlicensed
Vehicle Colour RED
Vehicle Type Approval Not Available

Have I suddenly gone red/green colourblind?

#45 ONLINE   garycox

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 10:16 PM

WOW, that Cortina is awesome!

Unfortunately it's also 500 miles away.

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#46 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 10:18 PM

Tie down your love trumpets gents

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I don't actually know what the seller may/may not have typed, I just can't stop looking at the pictures.

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 10:25 PM

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'Any questions please ask.'

Do you f*ck on the first date?

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 10:38 PM

Regarding that Saxo... I'm on my own with this opinion, but it's so close to actually being good. The smoothing out of the lines is nearly something excellent, but ruined with the front lights and wheels. I also can't figure out where the back lights have gone. Wouldn't, if it makes any difference.

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 11:08 PM

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 12:16 AM

Regarding that Saxo... I'm on my own with this opinion, but it's so close to actually being good. The smoothing out of the lines is nearly something excellent, but ruined with the front lights and wheels. I also can't figure out where the back lights have gone. Wouldn't, if it makes any difference.


I've seen a show Saxo (or maybe it was a Fiesta) where the rear lights were wafer thin LED strips hidden in a panel gap. It was pretty impressive. I agree that this one seems reasonably well executed, but the ad says it cost £27,000. Assuming that's not a typo, you can get an almost new Focus RS for that.

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 12:19 AM

If people keep posting those blue disability tripods I'm going to end up buying one with money I don't have. I've wanted one since I was too young to understand why cars have three pedals.

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 02:39 AM

£400 starting bid. Needs the usual tideline welding, but could be a nifty project. Sadly, it's more likely to get fragged than restored as there isn't the following there needs to be for these.

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 07:42 AM

If people keep posting those blue disability tripods I'm going to end up buying one with money I don't have. I've wanted one since I was too young to understand why cars have three pedals.


Those ones probably have one pedal and about 300 levers like something out of charlie and the chocolate factory.

My earliest memory is when one ran into the back of my nan's Chevette on the Sheffield Parkway because a bolt had come out of one of the linkages that makes the brakes work from the drivers wiggling their earlobe or something. I was absolutely livid! I loved that Chevette! I remember seeing blue fibreglass flying all over the place, it was quite spectacular

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:05 AM

If people keep posting those blue disability tripods I'm going to end up buying one with money I don't have. I've wanted one since I was too young to understand why cars have three pedals.



I didn't think they could be used on the road now?

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:56 AM

I've seen a show Saxo (or maybe it was a Fiesta) where the rear lights were wafer thin LED strips hidden in a panel gap. It was pretty impressive. I agree that this one seems reasonably well executed, but the ad says it cost £27,000. Assuming that's not a typo, you can get an almost new Focus RS for that.


Additionally, if I'd spend £27000 modifying my Saxo I probably wouldn't be using it to transport rolls of old carpets.

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 11:43 AM

Today I am mostly selling my Renault 4.

Hey Lobster, she's a beaut.
I didn't know you were so close to us here, just over the hill really (on the wrong side of the border), 40 mins away.
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Posted 25 April 2012 - 11:49 AM

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Hi M8, could U tax it 4 me so I can drive it back to Scotland?

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Nice car but the advert looks like it's been encoded by an enigma machine.

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JUST TO ANSWER A QUESTION THAT HAS BEEN ASKED A FEW TIMES,

YES I THINK I WOULD BE PUT IN FRONT OF THE XJS OWNERS CLUB FIRING SQUAD , FOR PAINTING THE CAR THIS COLOUR,


I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 01:16 PM

Not usual AS fodder, but currently i am trying not to hit BIN on this for £380

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 01:21 PM

When you get it home, forget the clutch, just park it on your lawn surrounded by kids’ toys like all other examples of that car.

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 01:44 PM

And then spend the clutch money on Stella.




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