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Autoshite Quote of the Year Thread 2017

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#91 OFFLINE   quicksilver


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Posted 12 December 2017 - 09:57 PM

The interior of Uganda's aptly-named Kiira Smack provoked some interesting reactions but this one is my favourite



Like someone's been shown a fuzzy picture of what the interior of a modern car ought to look like for 10 seconds, then asked to reproduce it in plasticine.

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Always look on the Shite side of life


1999 Vauxhall Zafira - shit or shite?

1978 Austin Maxi - proper shite or proper classic?

1972 Renault 6 - genuine garage find


Rusty Old Rubbish - a shite blog about shite and stuff

#92 ONLINE   Split_Pin


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Posted 12 December 2017 - 10:32 PM

Yes that one is an absolute level 14 belter! LOL
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Posted 13 December 2017 - 10:58 AM

It's just flippin' mega in so many ways, but at the same time totally horrid. I'd love somebody else to buy it.


Barrett on  the vinyl-seated, four speed, super-pov BX in the ebay thread.

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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback


#94 OFFLINE   vulgalour


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Posted 17 December 2017 - 09:17 PM

Stanky, on sorting out his Geep petrol tank.

Then I needed to dry it out, or it'll just rust again. I hoiked the clothes out the tumble dryer, turned it on and wedged the outlet pipe over the pickup hole in the tank with a flip-flop.

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#95 ONLINE   DeeJay


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Posted 17 December 2017 - 09:59 PM

News 24,
This had me chuckling for ages.
Just picturing this fizzog glaring out of a Fiesta windscreen.

Also me and my wife are not what you would call "dainty"
She used to have a fiesta - when we got in it together we banged shoulders.

Plus, it looked like we were vacuum packed in it.



(I know it's not Bren).

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#96 OFFLINE   tooSavvy


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Posted 18 December 2017 - 07:57 AM

^^^ SWMBO complained about the narrow Savvy = 'elbow fencing' when doing up our seatbelts!

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Wallsend?.....it's not the End of the Walled ;<)


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Posted 19 December 2017 - 06:50 PM

It's my best friend, my wingman, my little puppy. If I see an architecturally interesting building, or some renaissance art, or a fit bird, I want the AX to be there to share it with me.

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#98 OFFLINE   vulgalour


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Posted 20 December 2017 - 06:26 PM

Still can't find how to switch off the invisibility cloak on the Land Rover. I'm now getting to the point that the next time someone cuts me up I may just run into them as it's wearing my brakes out.

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#99 ONLINE   purplebargeken


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Posted 20 December 2017 - 09:21 PM

^^ apply that to the i10. I so want to do that!!!

Hyundai i10 auto - white goods shite

Rover 75 1.8 auto - wafty kettle

Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space

Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite

Triumph Dolomite 1850 auto - crusty shite

#100 OFFLINE   shumarialto


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Posted 21 December 2017 - 10:16 AM

Bren pulls another belter out of the bag in the LDV400 V8 thread.


You would need balls of steel to drive that fast - I would imagine 90 mph in that is like trying to stay on the back of a shot giraffe. 

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Posted 22 December 2017 - 10:22 AM

Dollywobbler on the Lexus LS400.



...driving this car down a narrow, Shropshire B road is a lot like threading a fish finger into a Smarties tube. It's messy and best avoided.

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