AMC Rebel Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 The thing is those dickheads are the same dickheads tooling around in shite Astras with four bald Happy Dragon Ditch Molesters, sills made of wob and ABS lights wrapped in tinfoil; which are they going to pick, a car that has a heating and ventilation system that works and ignition that isn't dependent upon the phases of the moon and the ambient humidity, or Fred Flintstone's Viva HC? Let's face it, the kind of 1970s shitter that can be bought at this price point is suitable only for bridging or longterm restoration; putting such a car into regular use would result in a continuous stream of FTPs guaranteed to drive the miscreants back to modern motoring quicker than you can say 'vorsprung durch knackered'. Cavcraft, chodweaver, Junkman and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC Rebel Posted September 18, 2017 Share Posted September 18, 2017 Go for the Fiesta. The 1.2 8v engines in those Puntos make them slower than a week in jail. Junkman, clayts450 and Supernaut 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSdriver Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Anonymous User explaining how DVLA works Seriously, have you seen the size of the DVLA building? What makes you think it has a computer, they did try one early on when computers were the size of rooms but soon found them inefficient and prone to breakdown. A committee chaired by Wendy the tea lady voted to replace the computer with filing cabinets and some girls on YTS as typists and filing clerks. This has worked well for years, occasionally one of the girls will be off and there will be a delay in responding. Unfortunately, due to space constraints, sometimes a filing cabinet has to be emptied and things get thrown out, this is done totally randomly to ensure fairness. Recently due to efficiency savings they have had to let one of the girls go and replaced her with a Jack Russell which now opens the post instead. The online service is outsourced to a lad down in the town who sends a note up to the DVLA office by pigeon, but will give the girls a call on the phone if it's urgent chodweaver, flat4alfa, eddyramrod and 14 others 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Anonymous User explaining how DVLA worksWas literally just thinking that this should be on here DSdriver 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 That's fucking hideous. It looks like a Citroen fucking Xsara fucking Picasso in its pupal stage. Do not like. John F about a car in the super mini thread chodweaver 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 Properly belly laughed at this. Now I've got the image of Andy CMS hurling himself through the air at an oversized hatchback screaming a uniquely Scottish AArrrooooowwwwafuckingooooooooo.Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk Cavcraft, Junkman, catsinthewelder and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 I'm getting royally pissed about by two bob botty rockets on social media trying to sell this, so it's for sale cheaper on here.I've spent rather too long laughing at "two bob botty rockets" gm, chodweaver and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel Tidybeard Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 this thread has caused gasket failure of my spherical optical units- you barstaads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quicksilver Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 The one redeeming feature of the PT Cruiser the bonus is that from inside you don't have to look at it. Brodders, tooSavvy, clayts450 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 Looks like a tsunami of Bailey's is cascading through the car. From Mr Conrad D.Conelrad from the Ebay thread. Junkman, catsinthewelder, Cavcraft and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 I don't see how it can't suffer unmanageable body roll, like if you hold your arm out it'll tip over like Dolly Parton in a friggin Kayak. Junkman, phil_lihp, Sigmund Fraud and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Actual laugh at that last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Properly belly laughed at this. Sent from my SM-G930F using TapatalkWhat the hell would Rapunzel think of a wheelchair modded Caetano Toybota that nearly all the rear end has become one huge hatchback? Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted October 3, 2017 Author Share Posted October 3, 2017 What the hell would Rapunzel think of a wheelchair modded Caetano Toybota that nearly all the rear end has become one huge hatchback?That is exactly what the GC Smith bodied Leylands did. I have done a wheelchair access Coaster on more than one occasion too. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 The fantastic... 'I resisted the temptation to buy Russian brake shoes, as I'm quite attached to not being dead' ...from StrangeAngel in his Vodkashots motorbike for sale thread catsinthewelder, Junkman, cms206 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Yet another spat tea moment brought to us by Cavcraft "Have worked in the same department as some completely useless fat balloon of a bloke for about 11 years now. I still haven't figured out what the custard bollocked two bob knob weasel actually does, and I strongly suspect I never will." catsinthewelder, clayts450, sheffcortinacentre and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloth in a bowl Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 A picture says 1000 (very quotable) words The £5 Vel Satis Roffle Thread The Moog, on 04 Oct 2017 - 4:28 PM, said: chodweaver, Sigmund Fraud, chaseracer and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 This has everything mine didn't; tweedy seats (the fabric, not the (alleged) racist toilet pugilist), Cavcraft, Dave_Q and chodweaver 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat4alfa Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Insignia? I had one as a rental, it was like sitting in an upholstered coal cellar. chodweaver, DSdriver, rml2345 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 Can't make either, both coincide with Mrs_Pillock competing in strongwoman competitions Only here would this seem quite normal... DSdriver, tooSavvy and eddyramrod 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Richard Morris on headlights: I've put halogens in the 2cv which does at least mean you can warm your hands on the switch! DSdriver, AMC Rebel, chaseracer and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quicksilver Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Only on AS would such a suggestion be made Maybe he would do a scrappage scheme. We give him some modern shite in return for an auto Maestro. Winning. eddyramrod, AMC Rebel, chodweaver and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigmund Fraud Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Mental illness is still a disability... No, it's a requirement for this forum. chodweaver, chaseracer, Junkman and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 I never thought I'd make the heady heights of this thread, I feel honoured. Bren, Sigmund Fraud, eddyramrod and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinmasters Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 From the ebay tat thread: Phwooorrr... rare and massively appealing. A Renault 25 with extra 1980s sci-fi spank on the outside and a sticky brown velour sex dungeon on the inside. flat4alfa, chodweaver and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Billy's snap reply to the observation of "There's a bit more of her than there used to be too..." made about the slight porkitude of cute-faced actress Sheridan Smith There’s a bit more of me when I see her on telly. eddyramrod, DSdriver, purplebargeken and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartacus Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 'It's parked outside my house and the wife doesn't know it's mine yet.' SRi05, on the purchase of his new Honda. Sigmund Fraud, chodweaver, Cavcraft and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 'It's parked outside my house and the wife doesn't know it's mine yet.' SRi05, on the purchase of his new Honda. It does have all the makings of an utterly classic thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quicksilver Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 The interior of Uganda's aptly-named Kiira Smack provoked some interesting reactions but this one is my favourite Like someone's been shown a fuzzy picture of what the interior of a modern car ought to look like for 10 seconds, then asked to reproduce it in plasticine. Sheefag, clayts450 and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Yes that one is an absolute level 14 belter! LOL Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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