cms206 Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Time to bring QoTY kicking and screaming into 2017, with this gem from Nyphur on Japanese Imports. Does the interior smell slightly of vanilla? I've had 3 Japanese imports before and all of them smelt slightly of vanilla, long after I'd gone through a number of my own air fresheners. Never worked out why - just presume all Japanese people smell of a 99. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk Cavcraft, Junkman and Richard 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbaldy Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 That quote was last year though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil_lihp Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 This gem from BorniteIdentity's Launch Spec 75 thread: The key looks like it's been run over by the Phoenix 4 on their way to the bank coalnotdole, eddyramrod, Yoss and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rml2345 Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Still, at least it has new high pressure pies. Nothing more disappointing than a low pressure pie.Both made I roffle. Split_Pin, Parky, Skizzer and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted January 23, 2017 Share Posted January 23, 2017 Cambelt Roulette Anticipatory Position (CRAP) From Rantingyoofs most excellent focus for sale thread! Sigmund Fraud and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsinthewelder Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Both from the rather ace Sub 1000cc beater club StationMy old 998cc Whizzkid which was a lot of pendulum RWD fun.Also my 850cc Nippa. You can't have more fun with less than 1000cc, unless of course you have a 125cc powered butt plug. Barefoot My only other jaunt into sub 1000cc motoring was this piece of shit... The car is on the left, on the right is an even bigger pile of shit. It was 595cc/26bhp and the purchase was inspired by a little enthusiasm for that popular Irish beat combo - U2. To say it was worse than you'd expect remains an understatement. It functioned as a car, had an excellent heater, HRW & intermittent wipers. But despite being two stroke, peak power was at a lowly 4,200rpm & max (sustainable) speed was just 60 mph. It had, and needed a freewheel on top, fourth gear. It bucked worse than shagging your wife's younger sister from behind in the lower ratios. It had more grease nipples than a sane man would consider necessary. The steering, already lacking in self centring ability at the best of times, would stiffen like a porn star if you forgot to grease it weekly, the drum brakes snatched viciously and the 2,020cm wheelbase and 615 kg weight combo ensured a ride worse than Wilson, Kepple & Betty. chodweaver and Station 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 It bucked worse than shagging your wife's younger sister from behind You haven't met my wife's younger sister..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldcars Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 Good old/young Bren does it again on the Omega limo thread. My 2.5 senator had a sport button - it was as useful as tits on a bull. JohnK, chodweaver, CGSB and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 This image still haunts me and I still shudder whenever I see a Renault 17 or 15 , or indeed homeless men having a wank. Alusilber, chodweaver and blakey79 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Yes, I swapped the probably most virgin Series 2 V8 in existence for a hanging, clapped out heap and a few kippers. barmatt, Conrad D. Conelrad, chodweaver and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saucedoctor Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Thanks, but with the best respect in the world I think I'd sooner get towed down the road on my bare arse at 80mph than spend much time repairing a Volkswagen. myglaren, Junkman, gordonbennet and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Just picturing Billy sat on his arse hanging on to a tow rope at the back of his house ordering his son not to go to fast. mat_the_cat and saucedoctor 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeJay Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 http://autoshite.com/topic/27338-2001-suzuki-ignis-not-fit-for-sale/page-3 "Another satisfied noncustomer! " WW, after Jazoli dodged a bullet. djimbob 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quicksilver Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 It would be very AS if you managed to get some sort of scabby disease named after you. Preferably the sort of thing that you would get if you sat in, or maybe even looked at a photo of, a car that Cavcraft has just bought off eBay for forty quid. Junkman, Magnificent Rustbucket, eddyramrod and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 . Magnificent Rustbucket 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 ScaryOldCortina: Advisories:...3. Nearside Rear (Tyre is ancient, has a cracked sidewall and is a flipping fate-O.) Lacquer Peel, CreepingJesus, Magnificent Rustbucket and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 FFS, that A35 looks like a coal bunker. For context: http://autoshite.com/topic/26804-ebay-tat-volume-3/?p=1182351 chodweaver, Lacquer Peel, catsinthewelder and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quicksilver Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 On Sam Glover's epic Fiat 133 It looks like someone made a Fiat 126 out of melamine door panels. chodweaver, cobblers and Station 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 ​In response to Wilson's Peugeot 106 thread Alternators are wankers. It just doesn't get better than that. cort16, Station, Junkman and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC Rebel Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 From a particularly visually challenged boat project on the eBay tat thread - lol, did he use Minecraft as a CAD program? Magnificent Rustbucket, catsinthewelder, Cavcraft and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
83C Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Jayroller on answering Nigerian eBay bellends: "Will you post to Lagos?" "yeah, of course mate - I'll cover the windscreen with fucking stamps and leave it by the postbox on Monday morning" Dick Dastardly, Lacquer Peel, Junkman and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC Rebel Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Felly magic on the 50K mini thread .....those rear lights on that Mini, someone should be shot in the cock for them, hideous, chodweaver, Slartibartfast and Felly Magic 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC Rebel Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 Cort16 on the eBay thread Interesting photo setup. I particularly like the scale model of Frankenstein doing a shit in someones kettle. Cavcraft, chodweaver, Slartibartfast and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 Cort16 describing the ooodles of access in a Mazda 323 v6 engine bay... You've more chance of finding the arc of the covenant than changing the spark plugs on the opposite bank. chodweaver, Cavcraft, Sloth in a bowl and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 When Junkman and Cavcraft are posting concurrently, it's like all of life's problems melt away and become eBay items. chodweaver and AMC Rebel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC Rebel Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Perfect for eBay 'RaT LOOOK NOT GOLF CUSTARDWORT V16 ESCROT TWUNT UNDERHEDCAMM CRAPI" ad then. Remember to lower the suspension on one side and to invent a model / trim level first remove all punctuation and say "i am told" quite a few times if you can get the engine size changed on the v5 so that insurance is cheaper m8 that would be better also you should start with 2000 words on when the car was launched how many were made and how mr bertram dingley-faggot of west dangling in the forest bought it from "dodgy bastards" in 1764 .... Easy. Cavcraft and chodweaver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 PS; "Double the batteries, double the pussy." Lacquer Peel and chodweaver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 mercrocker On Allotments..... Margot would approve ".. for so little reward and so much backache as that miserable stony little gradient. If you think old car bores are twats, hangers-on, time-wasters and gribble-spouters you ought to try tolerating the kind of fork-wielding Nazi that stalks the pitches there. " TS holbeck, chodweaver, CreepingJesus and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC Rebel Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 It's better to have tried and failed than to look a gift horse in the bush. Banger Kenny, chodweaver, Dave_Q and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC Rebel Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 In my experience the best way to replace a car door is to make sure that you are working on a series Landrover .That way everything is out in the open, and when you have finished nobody expects the thing to lock or remain watertight. somewhatfoolish, cms206, cobblers and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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