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#181 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 28 January 2017 - 09:43 PM

mrs shite sport is gonna freak


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#182 ONLINE   The Moog

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Posted 28 January 2017 - 09:43 PM

Oh bugger... Really fancied this...
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Posted 28 January 2017 - 09:48 PM

Not as nervous as some of the people who've got tickets.  "Errr, the thing is love, I've sort of won this car in a raffle" :-D



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Look love- got this for 14 quid
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#184 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 28 January 2017 - 09:49 PM

hairnet taxi available if tomorrow :P

 

you dont wanna do train on a sunday

 

plsu gets me out the house as man poo are at home - i can see the south stand from here



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Posted 28 January 2017 - 09:51 PM

Surely not
Look love- got this for back of your head

Le_20Creuset_20Toughened_20Non-Stick_20D


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Posted 28 January 2017 - 09:53 PM

Well done SS.
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#187 ONLINE   The Moog

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Posted 28 January 2017 - 10:04 PM

More than welcome to drop it in Accrington hairnet!

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#188 OFFLINE   doug

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Posted 28 January 2017 - 10:15 PM

Sore loser?

No not at all.



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Posted 28 January 2017 - 10:21 PM

:(  Fellow gambling addicts should get themselves over to the Perouda Nipper thread - that's now a raffle.


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#190 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 29 January 2017 - 12:29 AM

Congratulations Sporty!

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#191 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 29 January 2017 - 12:36 AM

Well in, Chris!


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#192 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 29 January 2017 - 02:33 AM

I think he said he was going to give it to his mother if he won it.
Please video her reaction for us Chris!
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Posted 29 January 2017 - 11:00 AM

Does he know yet that he's won it?



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Posted 29 January 2017 - 11:05 AM

I've pm'd him but no response yet

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Posted 29 January 2017 - 12:10 PM

Hes probably fainted.

#196 OFFLINE   Timewaster

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Posted 29 January 2017 - 01:20 PM

How long before he is declared legally dead and we re draw?
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#197 OFFLINE   keith777

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Posted 29 January 2017 - 04:22 PM

Gone !!
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Posted 29 January 2017 - 04:24 PM

I'm still alive!! Just handed the keys over to Mutha Sporty after a short test drive. She's still a bit nervous of it, but I'm sure it'll grow on her. If not, I'll have it back, because it's a most pleasant thing.

Thanks Keith. A1 ROFFLE WUD WIN AGEN.
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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

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Posted 29 January 2017 - 04:53 PM

Quickest kollecshun EVAH!

 

Congrats mate.



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Posted 29 January 2017 - 06:13 PM

Looks like I've still got 4 Mercedes wheels then. Bollocks.

Well done S-S.

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Posted 29 January 2017 - 07:18 PM

Looks like I've still got 4 Mercedes wheels then. Bollocks.

Well done S-S.


What are the tyres like on them, and whee are you? I'll ask dad if he wants them as backup.

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Posted 29 January 2017 - 07:46 PM

Cambridgeshire.  Two need tyres, two are fine.  Probably miles from you as is always the bloody way!


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Posted 29 January 2017 - 09:29 PM

You're right, it's miles away, but I'll ask him anyway. What siza are the tyres?

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Posted 30 January 2017 - 06:29 AM

205/55/16 and 235/50/16 from memory.


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Posted 30 January 2017 - 07:39 PM

Now I need to sort my wife a 50th birthday present.

 

Can I win a divorce in a raffle ?


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Posted 30 January 2017 - 09:35 PM

Now I need to sort my wife a 50th birthday present.

 

 

You could buy her a Seat Leon Cupra........ :-D


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Posted 31 January 2017 - 09:20 PM

You could buy her a Seat Leon Cupra........ :-D

 Oh, she'd "love" that.







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