Jim Bell Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Celebrity New Car Buy © Sky 2015. Hello and welcome to the show! Good afternoon to you fans of the shite and shit! You may remember me from if at all, One Man And His Hob, Through the Keyhole, and X-Factor: Battle Of The Stars! When I am not cooking the fish, or doing all the good singing, I like nothing more than to cast my Shite net far and wide, to trawl up the good best catches. This week I have only been and gone to buy a car. It is extra nice. I had better take all of my dough. (this is actually pasta). This weeks car is the colour of Red. Just like a lobster! (this is actually a crab) A had better get this car picked up snappy! It has the got the low miles, and it make me want to be like Miles, Davis! With my trumpet of fish. This car has been in constant production since 1979 and comes origonally from the land of the rising sun, just like this tuna! (this is actually a trout). This car has the five doors so that I can carry all of my shopping or do with the dogging at weekends and bank hollingdays. The ladies will have to be smoll though as smallness is the KEY to this car. Though this is not an old or horrendous car, this may still be the plaice for me: (this is actually a Trout) With almost no options ticked at purchase, scoring a big zero on the desirability scale, this little number may grow up one day to be a prime Autoshite contender. So, look at the clues. Can you guess what this weeks buy has been? Just for fun, I have included a red Herring. (this is actually a Red Snapper) To go through to the Big Money round, TELL ME *in unison* WHATS, THAT, CAR!!!!? rantingYoof, Sigmund Fraud, Shep Shepherd and 14 others 16 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 PLAICE BETS NOW! 7th of January 22nd December (I may* have insider knowledge) Jim Bell and cms206 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlabamaShrimp Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Starlet, the last one, can't remember the mk number Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Suzuki Aldo? richardthestag, egg, Supernaut and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted December 17, 2016 Author Share Posted December 17, 2016 Suzuki Aldo? Winner. And so early in the game too. All the clues were there. Pics stolen from cellar. eddyramrod and Skizzer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 I am sad, I have never heard of a Suzuki Aldo. Looks allright though... if you squint Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted December 17, 2016 Author Share Posted December 17, 2016 I am sad, I have never heard of a Suzuki Aldo. Looks allright though... if you squint They are quite rare. Popular in India I believe. Lacquer Peel, loserone, Dave_Q and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Wot no Zil? sadface. eddyramrod and Ghosty 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 They are quite rare. Popular in India I believe. That's an enjoyable bizarre thread. I got it right too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Is it turbot or normally aspirated? Jim Bell, robinmasters, blakey79 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 is it the cheapo tax or the bent over tax version Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Is it turbot or normally aspirated?stock asthmatic hamster as standard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted December 17, 2016 Author Share Posted December 17, 2016 Auld aht yerrand! The car that started Mike on the road to supercar status, WORLDWIDE! Dick Longbridge, egg, The Moog and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted December 17, 2016 Author Share Posted December 17, 2016 Wot no Zil? sadface.Im a doctor Jim, not a magician. That's an enjoyable bizarre thread. I got it right too!We have only just begun. Im joking. We are finished. Is it turbot or normally aspirated?Very not any turbo. is it the cheapo tax or the bent over tax version£13 per year. Which is one big billy bargain. xtriple, cms206, stephen01 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 That's an enjoyable bizarre thread. I got it right too!Yeah, you can say that now, lol... £13 per year. Which is one big billy bargain.Bloody right it is, I doubt you could tax a motorbike cheaper! stephen01 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyBastard Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 £13 per year. Which is one big billy bargain. Mine's £13 a month to tax... DSC_0218 by srblythe, on Flickr Cleon-Fonte, loserone and Jim Bell 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted December 17, 2016 Author Share Posted December 17, 2016 Mine's £13 a month to tax... DSC_0218 by srblythe, on Flickr Thats a bit strong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantingYoof Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 That's sumptuous compared to the bare metal you could see on the doors inside my Alto... Mine had 53hp. I can only imagine that yours is interstellar by comparison. In fact between FOAD's proper 1980s box version and mine it seems like the Alto became more basic, somehow. Skut, Jim Bell and eddyramrod 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 I've lost the plot. Have the 'his and hers' yellow perils long since departed WW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 stock asthmatic hamster as standard That fish pun was lost at sea.You sure it's not got a giant turbot ? rantingYoof, Jim Bell and cms206 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted December 17, 2016 Author Share Posted December 17, 2016 I've lost the plot. Have the 'his and hers' yellow perils long since departed WW? The "hers" one remains. Theres been a few in and our since then for me. egg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxi paul Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Very nice. Chelsea tractor without the Chelsea or tractor. Lovely. Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 (space reserved for raffle on Monday morning) fatharris 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacquer Peel Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 The font on the speedo is really cheap and nasty looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted December 17, 2016 Author Share Posted December 17, 2016 The font on the speedo is really cheap and nasty looking.They certainly did not push either the boat out, our the envelope when it comes to that font. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacquer Peel Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 It looks like it was designed and printed on a home computer. Are these TRIPLES or FOURS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted December 18, 2016 Author Share Posted December 18, 2016 Todays collectathon will be NOT FAR. Coprolalia 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted December 18, 2016 Author Share Posted December 18, 2016 Our steed of choice will be a smoll Suzuki car. Traveling will be swift and economical. And away we go. egg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 They certainly did not push either the boat out, our the envelope when it comes to that font. I don't think they pushed the boat out or the envelope on anything with the Alto. Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted December 18, 2016 Author Share Posted December 18, 2016 Mere minutes later and we arrive at destination of choice motor sale. Double Suzuki action. Patented handover shot. Seller exits stage right. I do not really fit. Pez action! Have you ever seen a cleaner filler? To the brim we go. VALU! Could barely keep up with the Yeller Peril on the run home. Barrels along gamely though. Happiest around theres levels of perambumance. Quality original dealer key ring. Home safely. Pea Shooter! All in all, much the same as the last Alto, only newer. I do remember that one fondly. This one is impossible not to like. Clean and tight like a very expensive manhattan prostitute. 5 Stars. Great seller. Great car. Skizzer, ProgRocker, Supernaut and 14 others 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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