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PBK WINS the £3-a-pop Volvo S40 Roffle!!

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#31 OFFLINE   Supernaut

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Posted 16 December 2016 - 06:14 PM

It's actually carisma.


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Posted 16 December 2016 - 06:19 PM

Couple of ransoms please

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Posted 17 December 2016 - 07:16 PM

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#34 OFFLINE   smellypoo

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Posted 17 December 2016 - 07:16 PM

Couple of ransoms please

 

14 and 30 are yours! :)

 

(sorry about the delay, been out since yesterday evening)



#35 OFFLINE   chatsharris

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Posted 18 December 2016 - 09:28 AM

Go on then, two randoms please!


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#36 OFFLINE   smellypoo

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Posted 18 December 2016 - 04:53 PM

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#37 OFFLINE   smellypoo

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Posted 18 December 2016 - 04:54 PM

Go on then, two randoms please!

 

Cheers chatsharris, 12 and 55 are now yours!



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Posted 19 December 2016 - 07:15 AM

8, 16 and 32 for me please. I would love an old maroon Volvo!


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Posted 19 December 2016 - 08:43 AM

I just remembered, I'm duty and I haven't spent much money lately.

 

I'll have an extra 3 please.


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http://imgur.com/a/KWqHs  < 01 Saab 93 2.2 TiD SE.

 

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 08:44 AM

Oh, and any photos of the interior? I want to see if it's as grotty as the exterior.


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http://imgur.com/a/KWqHs  < 01 Saab 93 2.2 TiD SE.

 

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#41 OFFLINE   smellypoo

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 08:53 AM

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 08:54 AM

8, 16 and 32 for me please. I would love an old maroon Volvo!

 

Thanks PBK, all done! This one is extra tasty, I forgot to mention the paint is solid rather than metalllic for true budget spec goodness. 



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Posted 19 December 2016 - 09:02 AM

I just remembered, I'm duty and I haven't spent much money lately.

 

I'll have an extra 3 please.

 

I have randomly selected for you the following 3 numbers - 1, 22 and 38. Many thanks - we are 1/3rd of the way there now! 

 

Oh, and any photos of the interior? I want to see if it's as grotty as the exterior.

 

I shall ask my aunt to take a few and send them over for me to post here. It's grey cloth (can't remember if it's 'velour') and should become nicer after a deep clean, it's not nearly as minging as that farmyard fiesta that was on here about a month ago, this is more 'urban grime' if that can be said. That's actual grime as opposed to what passes as 'music' amongst the yoot of today. By grime, it's just neglect and kid detritus (there might be the odd stale space invader/wotsit/monster munch under the seat from one of the grandkids), it's not been driven by a mechanic or breakers yard owner and there is no doggy/pet smells or smoke (non smoker, doesn't own pets).



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Posted 19 December 2016 - 09:10 AM

I'll have a couple of randoms please.


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Posted 19 December 2016 - 09:32 AM

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 09:32 AM

I'll have a couple of randoms please.

 

Cheers, 46 and 56 are now yours! 



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Posted 19 December 2016 - 10:11 AM

Actually... go on, I'll have 2 more randoms.

 

I feel I need to make an effort to join the SVM at some point, and to bring this Volvo to its spiritual home.



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Posted 19 December 2016 - 01:09 PM

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 01:11 PM

Actually... go on, I'll have 2 more randoms.

 

I feel I need to make an effort to join the SVM at some point, and to bring this Volvo to its spiritual home.

 

Cheers - you now additionally have 26 and 53!

 

SVM - what is that, I've seen that occasionally? Swedish Volvo Mafia or something? :)



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Posted 19 December 2016 - 01:17 PM

So some interior pics were requested, this is what I was sent;

 

IMG-20161219-WA0009.jpg

 

Yes, I did request INTERIOR. The rest that were sent are as follows;

 

IMG-20161219-WA0008.jpg

 

IMG-20161219-WA0013.jpg

 

IMG-20161219-WA0010.jpg

 

Apologies for the pics, they're not quite what I had in mind. Let me know if you need more.

 

On the plus side, it doesn't look as bad as when I last remember seeing it. Kiddie seats are out of the back, so she might have given it a quick vacuum clean inside.

 

I don't think the cassettes are included. Sorry if that is a deal breaker!

 


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Posted 19 December 2016 - 01:38 PM



SVM - what is that, I've seen that occasionally? Swedish Volvo Mafia or something? :)


The Scotoshite Volvo Massiv; there were about 15 various Volvos between the regular contingent at one point which got a bit excessive. The AMM (Autoshite Midlands Massiv) are associate members.


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Posted 19 December 2016 - 02:43 PM

I don't think the cassettes are included. Sorry if that is a deal breaker!

 

I think I'll survive without Now 8 (I hope).


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http://imgur.com/a/KWqHs  < 01 Saab 93 2.2 TiD SE.

 

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 02:57 PM

That interior is actually very tidy, if a bit dismal.



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Posted 19 December 2016 - 05:00 PM

OMG I soooooo want this! No idea why, I just do. Perhaps it's the sheer misery of it and the fact that it is actually in my neck of the woods!!!


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Posted 19 December 2016 - 11:55 PM

Lol! Having driven it a few times before, it's not that miserable, at least not compared to some cars I've driven! It looks tatty but would clean up nicely - ideal if you want to drive a basic car with minimal specification and in need of a tidy-up.. it'd respond well to some tlc. A mop, an interior valet, some back-2-black on the plastics and some wheeltrims will make it respectable, if a bit brown...

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Posted 20 December 2016 - 07:27 AM

On here a description of 'misery' is a most excellent accolade.

 

That looks like a bloody brilliant car. Love it.


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Posted 20 December 2016 - 01:46 PM

The Scotoshite Volvo Massiv; there were about 15 various Volvos between the regular contingent at one point which got a bit excessive. The AMM (Autoshite Midlands Massiv) are associate members.


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Ah, thanks for that! :) 

 

Good to see some love for the Volvos, I have always had admiration for the boxy 200 series.



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Posted 28 December 2016 - 09:16 AM

Hey 'Shiters, 

 

I hope you had a great Christmas/Hanukah/Holiday weekend. 

 

In an attempt to get the Volvo shifted, there is a bargainous price drop - it's going down to £3 a ticket! You know you want a base model brown (well, Maroon) Volvo S40 to see in the New Year! 

 

Anyone who has already put their name down, obviously this applies to you too (so if you are thinking 'hey, I could get an extra ticket effectively for nowt!' - let me know what numbers you want)!

 

Cheers!  :-D 

 

 

 

 



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Posted 28 December 2016 - 09:32 AM

Anyone who has already put their name down, obviously this applies to you too (so if you are thinking 'hey, I could get an extra ticket effectively for nowt!' - let me know what numbers you want)!
 
Cheers!  :-D 


Go on then, bung us down for number 10 as well.

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Posted 28 December 2016 - 11:06 AM

Two more randoms as well please.


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