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Baffling collection thread 94, Berlingo (less) BROKEN


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#31 OFFLINE   Ghosty

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 05:16 PM

It's been clocked, it still thinks it's this morning.


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#32 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 06:01 PM

I wish it would go forward to me sitting by an open fire in my house.
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Posted 03 December 2016 - 06:05 PM

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Yeah don't worry racist illiterare toilet roll dispenser, I'll be out of your country soon.
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Posted 03 December 2016 - 06:59 PM

Wow toilet roll dispenser in a BMW was that a dealer fit option or special vehicle order only?
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#35 OFFLINE   IainL

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 07:09 PM

A large clock instead of a rev counter 😳
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Posted 03 December 2016 - 07:11 PM

Xsara or zx low trim level?

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 07:14 PM

I am in a BMW.

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Xantia?

 

 

Xsara or zx low trim level?

 

 

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#38 OFFLINE   Richard

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 07:16 PM

It's not a car. I think somebody has already got it right.



#39 ONLINE   bub2006

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 07:17 PM

Berlingo or expert/dispatch then
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Posted 03 December 2016 - 07:40 PM

I knew somebody had guessed it correctly...

 

I reckon a high mileage Berlingo with X type seats (for some reason) will be quite comfy.*

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#41 ONLINE   bub2006

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 07:57 PM

Ahhh

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 08:07 PM

There came a point in the 80s when only the most miserable cars didn't have a rev counter (apart from a Rolls). Still true today.

 

<Grumpy old man mode on>

And don't get me started about cars that can't be bothered to put the instruments where they belong in front of the driver rather than having to crank your neck to the left

<Back to normal mode>


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Posted 03 December 2016 - 08:15 PM

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Cheers yeah.
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Posted 03 December 2016 - 08:17 PM

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 08:22 PM

Where in France is that? I need to visit!

Edit, ah it's in the Somme- which is apt!
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Posted 03 December 2016 - 08:25 PM

Some quality* French and Italian cars have a guide clip witch clips on to the glass and sits in the channel and stops things like that from happening.

Now I'm unable to tell what said vehicle is berlingos don't have them but dispatch and others with same platform do 807 fiat ulyashite etc

I will probably have a clip in my van if you need one mate
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Posted 03 December 2016 - 08:28 PM

I was just searching Flickr for misery pictures. This one is in Cardiff I think.

 

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It sums up all family holidays ever. Every one of them would rather be somewhere else, and not because of the rain.


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Posted 03 December 2016 - 08:29 PM

Just the job. I look after one of these for someone and a clock is more use than a rev counter unless you're someone who likes to keep a record of how many times the engine has revolved. Only thing I didn't like was that the hole for the window winder has as plastic plug in it to remind you that your only one step above the poverty model, and the window switches are behind the interior mirror.
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#49 OFFLINE   Richard

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 08:34 PM

It's strange- rev counters are almost completely useless, but nobody (including me) wants a car without one.


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Posted 03 December 2016 - 08:46 PM

Fitting a rev counter was the worst thing I did to my first ever car. It just encouraged me to thrash it harder.



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Posted 03 December 2016 - 09:10 PM

Who needs a rev counter when you have a HUGE CLOCK?
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Posted 03 December 2016 - 09:12 PM

Who needs a rev counter when you have a HUGE CLOCK?


HUGE C......, OH CLOCK, I thought you said chicken.
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#53 OFFLINE   dave21478

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 09:32 PM

Well, a clock is probably more useful than a rev counter for telling you when its time to change gear on one of these things.


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Posted 03 December 2016 - 09:33 PM

Huge chicken you say?
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#55 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 09:33 PM

The performance of a 30 year old diesel and the fuel efficiency of a petrol car with double the power. Winning.
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Posted 03 December 2016 - 09:34 PM

As long as the big hens not gone it'll be ok.
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Posted 03 December 2016 - 09:34 PM

Such wins!
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Posted 03 December 2016 - 09:49 PM

Id feel the tits of that near the end of a long night in a quiet disco.
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Posted 03 December 2016 - 09:50 PM

Sorry, thats really quite sexist. In the interests of ballance I would aslo feel its balls and moustache.
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Posted 03 December 2016 - 10:43 PM

I have also been to Thailand. Although balls and moustaches were not involved. I think.
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