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Baffling collection thread 94, Berlingo (less) BROKEN


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#1 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 09:11 AM

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#2 OFFLINE   Tamworthbay

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 09:12 AM

:lol: was that pic accidental or on purpose?

#3 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 09:14 AM

Both and neither.
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#4 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 09:15 AM

The bus has been 'stopping' for 20 miles. 5bf382ed1f6cde24e3fba4b09af942fc.jpg
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#5 OFFLINE   Hooli

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 09:16 AM

Stagecoach?



#6 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 09:18 AM

Aye. It's taking me quite a long way for a nominal fee. I'm glad I used my Tesco clubcard when filling up the work vans.
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#7 OFFLINE   Richard

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 09:20 AM

That's the return leg, he's bought David Fowler's bus.


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Posted 03 December 2016 - 09:28 AM

Thought I knew the seats, I used to drive for them.



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Posted 03 December 2016 - 09:31 AM

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Not enough seats. Great job Megabus!
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Posted 03 December 2016 - 10:00 AM

Surely someone would only subject themselves to a megabus if they knew they were travelling home in comfort.

Must be a Luxury Barge of immense value / long term pain.
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Posted 03 December 2016 - 10:04 AM

70bhp and Jaguar cloth seats.
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#12 OFFLINE   320touring

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 10:10 AM

Good luck:)
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#13 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 10:28 AM

I'll need it.
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Posted 03 December 2016 - 11:26 AM

70? Non-turbo XUD?


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#15 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 11:29 AM

1868cc wrongness.

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 11:46 AM

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Big Brother is watching. There's a girl talking loudly on her phone about her gap yea-ah to the Gambiaah. I hate her.
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Posted 03 December 2016 - 12:01 PM

1.8 turdodiseasal Mondy?


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Posted 03 December 2016 - 12:09 PM

shitrun bilingual (they are crap in two languages)


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Posted 03 December 2016 - 12:14 PM

1868cc means Dee Doubleyou Eight.

 

So yes, your journey home will indeed be miserable.


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#20 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 01:20 PM

I reckon a high mileage Berlingo with X type seats (for some reason) will be quite comfy.*

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 01:25 PM

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Not enough seats. Great job Megabus!

Call me a child but when that side locker is opened it will look like the chubby lad is flashing  :mrgreen:


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Posted 03 December 2016 - 01:57 PM

Call me a child but when that side locker is opened it will look like the chubby lad is flashing  :mrgreen:

 

Especially if one of the passengers is carrying that giant inflatable penis from Pheonix Nights as lugagge.


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#23 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 04:27 PM

I am in a BMW.

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 04:28 PM

Sorry to hear that


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Posted 03 December 2016 - 04:32 PM

I am in a BMW.

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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"


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Posted 03 December 2016 - 05:11 PM

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Misery achieved.
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#27 OFFLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 05:13 PM

Stay above 70 so you can see the needle.
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Posted 03 December 2016 - 05:13 PM

Also. Your put your clock right.
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#29 OFFLINE   Hooli

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 05:14 PM

He's put it on summer time to get warm quicker.


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Posted 03 December 2016 - 05:15 PM

Xantia?


"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"





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