Junkman Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 14 year old Pooshite 206 3 door pezzer locaterised at the towering Junkmanish towers.Looks shite, is shite, so what's not to hate? It could soon be your problem, imagine that! I'll post some pics later for general amusement/slagging triggerage. 250 of HM's pics, no oriental rugs, grandma's gold teeth, or broken eggs boxes, please.No tyre kickers and time wasters. Will settle for either. 1st 2 C will buy, will be bridged if it doesn't sell, I really don't want to sell it, but wouldlike to have it gone ASAP, genuine reason for sale, spears or reapers and all that sort of rot applies. Cleon-Fonte, EssDeeWon, Skizzer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Any chance you could translate that into something resembling English? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 30, 2016 Author Share Posted November 30, 2016 Any chance you could translate that into something resembling English, please?FTFY I have a Pug 206 for sale.At least I think it's a 206. eddyramrod, Supernaut, barefoot and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hpi_matrix Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 I've never understood the whole i'll scrap it if it doesn't sell thing? Why not price it closer to scrap value if that were really true? Junkman and eddyramrod 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Swop 4 206 pez m8? Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephen01 Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 I think the irony may have been missed here? Cleon-Fonte, oldcars, The Moog and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldcars Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 80QUID CASH 2NITE MATE AND HALF EATEN TWIX Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 30, 2016 Author Share Posted November 30, 2016 OK, it has landed. Selling on behalf of good friends of ours: Peugeot 206 Look 3 door hatchbackBlack with red interior01-08-20031124cc Petrol, 148 G/km57,000 milesMoT 10-03-2017 Drives really nicely, as you would expect from a sub 60k mile car. It's quiet and much nippier than I expected it to be.However, it is the dirtiest thing I've seen this side of a farm tractor. Dog owners, you know. Not Working: - Cigarette lighter- Key blip Faults: - I think the engine light is on- There is another yellow light on, no idea what it is- Boot mat missing. Had to be chucked because milk incident- Needs new indicator/headlight switch (still works, but is wonky)- Left front indicator bulb is out- Slight blow from exhaust (I think) Not so nice: - Interior is a pig stall- Big dent in passenger door/rear wing from burglary. It still all works fine though- Small dent in bonnet- Bonnet to wing gap affected- One wheel trim missing, the remaining ones are fucked Pictures: Damage from burglary: Dent in bonnet: Shonky panel gap: Missing trim on door: Missing trim around inner door handle: How clean is your car? Low milage: No boot mat: Two keys present, blip fucked. eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 If you close your eyes, you can almost smell it. Junkman, Twiggy, rantingYoof and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Damn. If that were metallic green, on a pee reg and with an orange velour interior, I'd have payded fool asking prize. Junkman, AMC Rebel and EssDeeWon 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 30, 2016 Author Share Posted November 30, 2016 And how much do you pay me for the black one with the red interior on an 03 plate? Dick Longbridge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted December 1, 2016 Author Share Posted December 1, 2016 The fight against an outbreak of Cholera has commenced today. Look at the state of it: People were actually driving their children in this. The school they are going to should be put under quarantine. Ironically, the engine is relatively clean: Anyway, this is the result of two hours of scrubbing: eddyramrod and Jim Bell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 I've just finished dismantling and scrubbing my vacuum cleaner in scalding water. I've never felt the need to do that after cleaning a car before. Dave_Q, eddyramrod, SiC and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinmasters Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 At least I think it's a 206. Have the lights ever all worked at the same time? No: It's a 206Yes: It's not a 206 Skizzer and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 I shudder to imagine what their house looks like. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Have the lights ever all worked the same time? No: It's a 206Yes: It's not a 206Unless its brake lights. Then they're all stuck on all the time, even when not breaking. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted December 1, 2016 Author Share Posted December 1, 2016 Have the lights ever all worked at the same time? No: It's a 206Yes: It's not a 206 OK, it's deffo not a 206 then. I shudder to imagine what their house looks like. It's actually not that bad, apart from the dog hair everywhere.I must be the only person in the entire land of Eng whose opinion it is that dogs aren't supposed to be inside houses and cars. Lord Sterling and DVee8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 That is rather controversial. Unhairy dogs are the best compromise. Cavcraft and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 We need to train that elephant to change a 206 into a Morris Oxford. Junkman, Skizzer, LC Torana and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted December 1, 2016 Author Share Posted December 1, 2016 Wiser words were never written. Besides, can elephants suck dog hairs out of carpet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted December 3, 2016 Author Share Posted December 3, 2016 Wahey, ready* for the show* season: loserone, Twiggy, Skizzer and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Where is junkman towers and the car located in this fair isle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Thats gonna look lovely once youve cleaned it. DeeJay, beko1987, chodweaver and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizzer Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Living proof that you can't polish a turd. Got any pics of Conrad's hoover, for maximum giggles? GLWTS, by the way. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Only the extent to which I had to clean it. Brand new hose, that was. Skizzer, eddyramrod and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r.welfare Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Nice Marigolds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Cleaning a hoover is a thing. Every days a school day. I wish I needed this car but just dont. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacquer Peel Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Why are you putting so much effort into a post-1986 design? Just send it over the bridge man. Richard, loserone, Jim Bell and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted December 4, 2016 Author Share Posted December 4, 2016 Where is junkman towers and the car located in this fair isle? That would be in Stockport, sir. SiC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted December 4, 2016 Author Share Posted December 4, 2016 And now for something entirely different. But since it is a French car, it's going to be roffled on the French Loto, which is still proudly only 49 numbers.For more info, see https://www.fdj.fr/jeux/jeux-de-tirage/loto/resultats Tickets are €4.78, or £4.00 in non metric money. 01020304050607080910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031323334353637383940414243444546474849 Ghosty, SiC, gm and 17 others 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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