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14 year old Pooshite 206 3 door pezzer locaterised at the towering Junkmanish towers.

Looks shite, is shite, so what's not to hate? It could soon be your problem, imagine that!

 

I'll post some pics later for general amusement/slagging triggerage.

 

250 of HM's pics, no oriental rugs, grandma's gold teeth, or broken eggs boxes, please.

No tyre kickers and time wasters. Will settle for either.

 

1st 2 C will buy, will be bridged if it doesn't sell, I really don't want to sell it, but would

like to have it gone ASAP, genuine reason for sale, spears or reapers and all that sort of rot applies.

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OK, it has landed.

 

Selling on behalf of good friends of ours:

 

Peugeot 206 Look 3 door hatchback

Black with red interior

01-08-2003

1124cc Petrol, 148 G/km

57,000 miles

MoT 10-03-2017

 

Drives really nicely, as you would expect from a sub 60k mile car. It's quiet and much nippier than I expected it to be.

However, it is the dirtiest thing I've seen this side of a farm tractor. Dog owners, you know.

 

Not Working:

 

- Cigarette lighter

- Key blip

 

Faults:

 

- I think the engine light is on

- There is another yellow light on, no idea what it is

- Boot mat missing. Had to be chucked because milk incident

- Needs new indicator/headlight switch (still works, but is wonky)

- Left front indicator bulb is out

- Slight blow from exhaust (I think)

 

Not so nice:

 

- Interior is a pig stall

- Big dent in passenger door/rear wing from burglary. It still all works fine though

- Small dent in bonnet

- Bonnet to wing gap affected

- One wheel trim missing, the remaining ones are fucked

 

Pictures:

 

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Damage from burglary:

 

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Dent in bonnet:

 

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Shonky panel gap:

 

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Missing trim on door:

 

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Missing trim around inner door handle:

 

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How clean is your car?

 

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Low milage:

 

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No boot mat:

 

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Two keys present, blip fucked.

 

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The fight against an outbreak of Cholera has commenced today.

 

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Look at the state of it:

 

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People were actually driving their children in this. The school they are going to should be put under quarantine.

 

Ironically, the engine is relatively clean:

 

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Anyway, this is the result of two hours of scrubbing:

 

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Have the lights ever all worked at the same time?

 

No: It's a 206

Yes: It's not a 206

 

OK, it's deffo not a 206 then.

 

 

I shudder to imagine what their house looks like.

 

It's actually not that bad, apart from the dog hair everywhere.

I must be the only person in the entire land of Eng whose opinion it is that dogs aren't supposed to be inside houses and cars.

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And now for something entirely different.

 

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But since it is a French car, it's going to be roffled on the French Loto, which is still proudly only 49 numbers.

For more info, see https://www.fdj.fr/jeux/jeux-de-tirage/loto/resultats

 

Tickets are €4.78, or £4.00 in non metric money.

 

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