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#61 OFFLINE   chodweaver

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Posted 27 November 2016 - 08:38 PM

Correction: I see there is a version of VMWare Workstation Player for Macs



#62 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 27 November 2016 - 08:45 PM

I'm trying to resist, but it's surprisingly difficult...

You don't normally stop yourself!
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Posted 27 November 2016 - 09:24 PM

Perhaps I can make this a little more tempting....

If the winner is a holder of two tickets, then they will also receive:
a full tank of unleaded AND
a copy of the Renault Electronic Parts Catalogue and Workshop Manual for the Vel Satis, in the form of two VMs that run Renault Dialogys.
(You will need a windows pc to make use of this, but the only other software you'll require is VMWare Workstation Player, which is free to download)


Go on then, throw me one more random number....
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Posted 27 November 2016 - 09:50 PM

Perhaps I can make this a little more tempting....
 
If the winner is a holder of two tickets, then they will also receive:
a full tank of unleaded AND
a copy of the Renault Electronic Parts Catalogue and Workshop Manual for the Vel Satis, in the form of two VMs that run Renault Dialogys.
(You will need a windows pc to make use of this, but the only other software you'll require is VMWare Workstation Player, which is free to download)


I'll have another twenty tickets if you fit it with an autobox.
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#65 OFFLINE   chodweaver

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Posted 27 November 2016 - 10:11 PM

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Posted 01 December 2016 - 11:41 PM

I'll have another twenty tickets if you fit it with an autobox.

 

While it might not be the most sporty of motors, I can think of no better way of removing the pleasure of driving the thing than by replacing a six speed box of silky smoothness with a 5 speed slush box. I've currently got two other autos in the fleet, so I'm getting a feel for which cars are better for an auto box. I don't think this is one of them. Also, it's now quite rare enough as it is - I don't want to make it the only Vel Satis to have been converted from manual to auto... so, sorry, but I will not be turning it into a badermatic  :-D


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Posted 03 December 2016 - 11:36 AM

What part of the country is this in?

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Posted 03 December 2016 - 06:27 PM

I'll have number 6 too please.

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Posted 04 December 2016 - 12:17 PM

Fuck it two randoms please (payment by bacs ok? I don't do PayPal :/)

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Posted 04 December 2016 - 10:44 PM

Sorry, been feeling crap the last two days, but soldiered on with some work on the XM (so I'd better update that thread next), so only just catching up with this now

 

It's in Congleton, just north of Stoke-on-Trent

 

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Posted 05 December 2016 - 04:08 PM

Thank fook this didn't roffle over the weekend just gone... or I'd now be lumbered with it  :shock:



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Posted 05 December 2016 - 07:03 PM

Lumbered? LUMBERED?

This is an example of French engineering* (and British bodging) at its best* I'll have you know...

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Posted 05 December 2016 - 07:07 PM

I may even have to resort to using the word 'peerless'
Aft trawl, there's not another Vel Satis anywhere with er, exactly the same mileage as this one.

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Posted 06 December 2016 - 11:33 AM

I can't wait to win it, my two girls are going to love being chauffeured around in it. Does it have picnic tables?

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Posted 06 December 2016 - 01:02 PM

I can't wait to win it, my two girls are going to love being chauffeured around in it. Does it have picnic tables?

 

 

Of course it doesn't, it's French. 

It has an upright storage facility for a bottle of wine and a baguette.

And maybe somewhere moist to encourage snails to breed.


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Posted 06 December 2016 - 04:01 PM

They like a baguette, so it's all gravy.
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Posted 06 December 2016 - 04:08 PM

MUST......RESIST.......

 

 

Ok put me down for a couple of randoms PLZ


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Posted 06 December 2016 - 06:29 PM

MUST......RESIST.......

 

 

Ok put me down for a couple of randoms PLZ

 

Gladly!

 

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Posted 11 December 2016 - 01:37 AM

Bump 'cos the Presidential Renner is still at Chez Chod, with it's lovely seats and long MOT and there's still 24 chances to amaze* and impress* your family and friends before Christmas by scooping up a properly opulent looking motah for a tenner...

 

(And because I need to free up a parking space on the drive, so I can free up a parking space on the road, 'cos the gates to the drive are completely doing my head in.)

(And because Mrs CW is being very good about not nagging me about the Renner STILL being here, but this can't last much longer...)



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Posted 16 January 2017 - 08:21 PM

Thread bump because that is one lovely car Sir! I couldn't get insured on one of these - £2k per annum! I would have a number otherwise though. With respect, perhaps the high mileage is putting a few people off? A bit of a gamble for a buyer as one breakdown would almost certainly spell the end economically speaking!

 

Instead of offering a full tank of fuel, why not drop the price a little, surely someone will be tempted to take the plunge?


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Posted 16 January 2017 - 08:23 PM

I've driven this and it was pretty good. You feel a cut above all the munters driving normal cars and the thing is deceptively big in the metal. I thought it would be Austin Maestro sized.


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Posted 16 January 2017 - 08:28 PM

 I thought it would be Austin Maestro sized.

 

I would have said Fiat Ritmo in length, Silver Shadow in width and Williams F1 '96 in height.................



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Posted 16 January 2017 - 09:59 PM

I'd forgotten how stunningly ugly these are, thanks for the reminder.


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Posted 16 January 2017 - 10:08 PM

Gis two randoms. 

Where the eff do I send MON COINZ pls 


What we need is more poo brown cars.


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Posted 16 January 2017 - 10:15 PM

Forgot about this - still good for the tickets but will donate them to SiC if it goes ahead
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Posted 17 January 2017 - 11:06 PM

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I was going to hold off sending out payage details until closer to the draw. PayPal and bank transfer will be acceptable methods of payage.
 
I can see how many will think the car (not the roffle, that IS) a gamble. But while I've fettled the bits that bugged me cos they didn't work, and after I had the turbo oil feed return pipe sorted (as soon as I bought it), it's been a really solid performer. It starts, it goes, it stops. I've done some properly long journeys in it and it's a brilliant car for this - it's so comfy and effortless.
 
I could do with the space that it's taking up, as Mrs CW is about to commit the cardinal sin of buying some modern on PCP and I have a Badermatic Corsa C to work on for her pleasure and 8 vehicles of various types is, even in my book, too many, she's about to make it 9...
 
so...
 
it can be yours for £500 and the ticket price is now down to £7.5 And the winner (single ticket holders included) will get a full tank of sans plomb, the Renner software and the brake pads and ARB bushes. I will have to reward double ticket holders with pies. But pies from Westmorland Tebay services, so they don't feel too hard done by.
 
Roll up, roll up, you only live once etc. etc.

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Posted 17 January 2017 - 11:26 PM

42, please.

 

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Posted 17 January 2017 - 11:29 PM

Where is this monstrosity fine example of Gallic classic motoring?

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Posted 17 January 2017 - 11:36 PM

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It's in Congleton, Cheshire



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Posted 18 January 2017 - 09:25 AM

I will have another 2 please 


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