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#61 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 25 November 2016 - 07:41 PM

A shark was swimming through the ocean when he spotted a squid floating there looking rather sorry for itself.  He swam up to the squid and enquired as to what was ailing it, to which the squid responded that he reckoned he'd eaten some dodgy shellfish or something and he felt like absolute shit.  So the shark said "well hop on my back and I'll take you home".

 

A little while later, as the shark was swimming along with the squid on his back, he bumped into his mate the killer whale.  "Alright mate?" said the killer whale.  "Yes, not bad ta chief", responded the shark.  "Oh, by the way, here's that sick squid I owe you."

 

 

 

TL,DR:  paid.


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#62 OFFLINE   eddyramrod

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Posted 25 November 2016 - 07:45 PM

I'd have to post that twice; CBA, so let's just say: paid.


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#63 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 25 November 2016 - 09:29 PM

groats thrown in your general direction :D


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#64 ONLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 25 November 2016 - 09:41 PM

96kg of mixed scrap at this weeks price sent.



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Posted 25 November 2016 - 09:54 PM

Thanks to all those who have purchased a ticket and good luck (or bad luck (only joking)) for tomorrow.

 

I have updated the list with those I think have paid but I may have inadvertently missed someone, so if you have and I haven't noted it let me know or if you have chosen a number and I haven't noted it? I should have made an Exel spreadsheet, would have made it easier to keep track!  I am surprised Paypal haven't rang me to see what is going on as usually nothing happens in my paypal account and suddenly all this activity, they might think I am money laundering! 

 

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15 Cavette P
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17 Panhard65 P
18 Holbeck P
19 320touring P
20 Andgrydicky
21 TIckman P
22 Garycox
23 Faker P
24 the moog P
25 the Moog O
26 Wilko220 P
27 TonedPear P
28 NorfolkNWeigh P
29 Laquer Peel
30 WilsonWilson P
31 Cavette P
32 Holbeck P
33 FOAD
34 Braddon81 P
35 Faker P
36 Hairnet P
37 captain_70s P
38 Tickman P
39 Scaryoldcortina P
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42 Barrett
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44 Cavette P
45 SamGlover P
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Posted 25 November 2016 - 09:58 PM

I've done several raffles now, and paypal don't seem to care that a load of people all sent me a multiple of a small amout of money all at once.

 

I'd bet they looked into it if 59 people all sent you a grand, but 6 quid?

 

Having said that, we are probably all under investigation by the security services now. Look out for autoshite becoming a banned organization under the terrorism act.


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Posted 25 November 2016 - 10:12 PM

We are probably all under investigation by the security services now. 

 

According to some news sources today, I can do the investigation. HO HO


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Posted 25 November 2016 - 10:25 PM

Good luck folks (commiserations really!) For tomorrow!
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Posted 25 November 2016 - 10:49 PM

Paid!


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#70 OFFLINE   HillmanImp

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Posted 25 November 2016 - 11:26 PM

Can I have 2 numbers too please.
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Posted 25 November 2016 - 11:30 PM

This is certainly better than the last Horizon I could have bought for £100

 

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Posted 25 November 2016 - 11:32 PM

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2 NorfolkNWeigh P
3 4wheeledstool P
4 Eddyramrod P
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6 bucketeer c/o the moog  P
7 Panhard65 P
8 Panhard65 P
9 Dean36014 P
10 FOAD P
11 Braddon81 P
12 SamGlover P
13 Vulgalour P
14 Bucketeer c/o the moog P
15 Cavette P
16 Eddyramrod P
17 Panhard65 P
18 Holbeck P
19 320touring P
20 Andgrydicky
21 TIckman P
22 Garycox
23 Faker P
24 the moog P
25 the Moog O
26 Wilko220 P
27 TonedPear P
28 NorfolkNWeigh P
29 Laquer Peel
30 WilsonWilson P
31 Cavette P
32 Holbeck P
33 FOAD P
34 Braddon81 P
35 Faker P
36 Hairnet P
37 captain_70s P
38 Tickman P
39 Scaryoldcortina P
40 Hillmanimp
41 Angrydicky
42 Barrett
43 Wuvvum P
44 Cavette P
45 SamGlover P
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47 NorfolkNWeigh P
48 Garycox 
49 jollyfkr2 P
50 WilsonWilson P
51 Garycox
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Posted 26 November 2016 - 10:20 AM

Paid.


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Posted 26 November 2016 - 01:01 PM

Despite advice not to my dad bought this new

 

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Posted 26 November 2016 - 01:17 PM

I was so smashed last night, I don't even remember entering this. I will be using my emergency car parking space in Bingley if I win I think.


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Posted 26 November 2016 - 01:28 PM

To comply with security concerns all future raffle payments to be made by wild boar trained in accordance with ISO2000 standards going into an Internet cafe and transferring bit-coin.

If only it was a diesel I would have been buying tickets
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Posted 26 November 2016 - 02:49 PM

I'll have 46 and 56, please !


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Posted 26 November 2016 - 06:21 PM

1 jollyfkr2 P
2 NorfolkNWeigh P
3 4wheeledstool P
4 Eddyramrod P
5 Barrett
6 bucketeer c/o the moog  P
7 Panhard65 P
8 Panhard65 P
9 Dean36014 P
10 FOAD P
11 Braddon81 P
12 SamGlover P
13 Vulgalour P
14 Bucketeer c/o the moog P
15 Cavette P
16 Eddyramrod P
17 Panhard65 P
18 Holbeck P
19 320touring P
20 Andgrydicky
21 TIckman P
22 Garycox
23 Faker P
24 the moog P
25 the Moog O
26 Wilko220 P
27 TonedPear P
28 NorfolkNWeigh P
29 Laquer Peel
30 WilsonWilson P
31 Cavette P
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33 FOAD P
34 Braddon81 P
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42 Barrett
43 Wuvvum P
44 Cavette P
45 SamGlover P
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48 Garycox 
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Posted 26 November 2016 - 06:52 PM

Oh go on then. 53 please.

 

EDIT - about to eat dinner, but I WILL pay when I can.


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Posted 26 November 2016 - 07:18 PM

^^I'll vouch for him and can pay his share if req
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Posted 26 November 2016 - 08:12 PM

Is it being drawn this week or next?



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Posted 26 November 2016 - 08:13 PM

is this a go for tonight or do we need to wait til they're all paid? :S


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Posted 26 November 2016 - 08:16 PM

Going by the list as it appears now I'd advise waiting until next week, you should have a full house all paid up by then.



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Posted 26 November 2016 - 08:30 PM

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Posted 26 November 2016 - 09:01 PM

Can I have some payment deets please?


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Posted 26 November 2016 - 09:02 PM

1 jollyfkr2 P
2 NorfolkNWeigh P
3 4wheeledstool P
4 Eddyramrod P
5 Barrett P
6 bucketeer c/o the moog  P
7 Panhard65 P
8 Panhard65 P
9 Dean36014 P
10 FOAD P
11 Braddon81 P
12 SamGlover P
13 Vulgalour P
14 Bucketeer c/o the moog P
15 Cavette P
16 Eddyramrod P
17 Panhard65 P
18 Holbeck P
19 320touring P
20 Andgrydicky P
21 TIckman P
22 Garycox P
23 Faker P
24 the moog P
25 the Moog P
26 Wilko220 P
27 TonedPear P
28 NorfolkNWeigh P
29 Laquer Peel P
30 WilsonWilson P
31 Cavette P
32 Holbeck P
33 FOAD P
34 Braddon81 P
35 Faker P
36 Hairnet P
37 captain_70s P
38 Tickman P
39 Scaryoldcortina P
40 Hillmanimp P
41 Angrydicky P
42 Barrett P
43 Wuvvum P
44 Cavette P
45 SamGlover P
46 Sigmund Fraud P
47 NorfolkNWeigh P
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49 jollyfkr2 P
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Posted 26 November 2016 - 09:05 PM

Actually I think as there are only two numbers left we should do it tonight as that is what I stated earlier.


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Posted 26 November 2016 - 10:08 PM

17 Panhard


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Posted 26 November 2016 - 10:08 PM

Congratulations Panhard


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