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#1 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 20 November 2016 - 08:51 PM

Its Autumn.

At all points of the compass leaves drain from green to golden brown and race like feathers to the ground. Where they die.


Pops WW rang me out of the blue.


"Son, I've found a car under a pile of leaves."


Me: Dont you mean in a barn?


"No, in the next village under a big pile of leaves. Under a big tree."


Me: Well that wont be worth owt. If only you'd found the same car in a barn.


"Its a BMW. I thought you might like it. So I bought it."



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Send me some pics then please.
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#2 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 20 November 2016 - 08:55 PM

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#3 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 20 November 2016 - 08:58 PM

The interior isnt that bad mind.

 

 

 

 

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Well.  Those bits are.

 

 

 

 

Sludge city.


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#4 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:01 PM

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Apparently its drives like a brand new car, but does smoke a bit.   Going in for MOT this week.


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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:01 PM

Dire. At least the engine bay should be free of leaves, the oil leaks will have taken care of that problem.

 

 

Is that back wheel on the piss, or is it just the picture?


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#6 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:03 PM

Just the pic I think hope.


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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:10 PM

...and people say this place isn't what it used to be.

FUCKING GOLD.
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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:11 PM

This also looks ace.  TOP RWD PURCHASAGE


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#9 OFFLINE   richardmorris

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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:15 PM

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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:16 PM

My brother had one like that, the ABS light came on and it cost over a grand to fix.  Still, you might be alright, there's always a chance.


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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:20 PM

You are God.


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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:22 PM

Duller than a dull thing on a dull day, but may still turn a profit with a bit of luck.
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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:23 PM

You need to invite vulgalor and Beko up to your place

Like an autoshite daz doorstep challenge
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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:23 PM

 

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Aw, look at your teeny tiny fingers!


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924: Likely to dislove a bit slower than anything elas on my chod for a gran list

 

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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:24 PM

My Lady had a 53 reg 2 door, 'twas a lovely thing to drive but got sacked off when it took a liking to supping oil. ABS/stability shiz is very voltage sensitive, make sure it has a good battery before mot'ing it.


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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:28 PM

Still have this one sitting waiting to go the distance and I could strip some bits of if you need owt.
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#17 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:31 PM

Cheers dude, thats a smashing offer.


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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:31 PM

Still have this one sitting waiting to go the distance and I could strip some bits of if you need owt.
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I suspect this is exactly why my gaffer won't ok the purchase of a forklift for the workshop.

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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:35 PM

James Brown.


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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:37 PM

Nice!

 

The rear seatbelts are buckled up though, almost as if it'd gone for an MOT and failed then been abandoned. That's how half my cars look.


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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:38 PM

No love for these whatsoever.

I would have left it to nature...
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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:39 PM

Not presented for mot since expiry in 2015


MOT history of this vehicle
Test date16 October 2014 Expiry date31 October 2015 Test ResultPass Odometer reading129,618 miles MOT test number9185 0988 4248 Advisory notice item(s)
Offside Rear position lamp(s) has light sources not illuminating, but not more than 50% (1.1.A.3b)
Rear Brake pipe slightly corroded (3.6.B.2c)
Rear Brake hose has slight corrosion to ferrules (3.6.B.4e)
Front brake disc worn, pitted or scored, but not seriously weakened (3.5.1i)
Offside Rear Shock absorber has a light misting of oil (2.7.3)
Front Anti-roll bar corroded but not seriously weakened (2.4.G.1)
Oil leak
Under-trays fitted obscuring some underside components
Engine covers fitted obscuring some components in the engine bay
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#23 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:41 PM

Yeah I checked the history and it doesnt look mega bad.  I think he has his heart set on saving it, so we'll see how it goes. 


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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:42 PM

Whoa there, back the f*** up:

 

You appear to have the only E46 in the world that hasn't got an airbag light glowing on the dash.


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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:46 PM

About your Trump image:

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Sorry about that.

 

Carry on.


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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:48 PM

Whoa there, back the f*** up:
 
You appear to have the only E46 in the world that hasn't got an airbag light glowing on the dash.


Mine doesn't.

It always amuses me that e46s vie with the PT Cruiser as the car that's too shit for Autoshite, 

 

 


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Posted 20 November 2016 - 09:49 PM

ABS light? They all do that

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Posted 20 November 2016 - 11:09 PM

I'd love it if my dad phoned me up and said that. Hopefully won't need much to get it on the road.

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Posted 20 November 2016 - 11:26 PM

Well played Sir. Sounds like your father is a top bloke. Should be fine with a clean. But I have to agree the wheel does look squiffy but again could be the angle. What could make it go like that otherwise?

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Posted 20 November 2016 - 11:31 PM

I had one almost identical to that, although being a V-plater it was pre-facelift.  Wasn't a bad old bus at all to be fair - decent steer and bloody good on fuel for what it was.







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