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The world's worst LS400. COME GET IT DOME!

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#271 OFFLINE   dome

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Posted 07 December 2016 - 09:29 PM

And Jack and coke
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#272 OFFLINE   dome

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Posted 07 December 2016 - 09:29 PM

Mostly Jack and Coke

#273 OFFLINE   dome

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Posted 07 December 2016 - 09:30 PM

Once I collect this thing I may start on drugs though.
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#274 OFFLINE   aldo135

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Posted 07 December 2016 - 09:32 PM

You'll look like you've started dealing! Well done mate
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#275 ONLINE   loserone

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Posted 07 December 2016 - 09:33 PM

DAY THREE OF LS400 OWNERSHIP: I can see why you would.


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#276 ONLINE   Richard

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Posted 07 December 2016 - 09:37 PM

For the record I don't do drugs

 

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Posted 07 December 2016 - 10:48 PM

42


Fuck me that was a bullet dodged! 42 is one of my regular roffle numbers....
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#278 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 07 December 2016 - 11:34 PM

You live in Same corner oave jock

Hoo about noo

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Posted 07 December 2016 - 11:41 PM

Well done Dome! You now own one if the best cars ever made, even if it isn't the best example of one.
I salute you,

Hope to be able to attend the collection with the HMS LexBardge! :)
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Posted 08 December 2016 - 04:11 AM

So that'll liven up January's Scotoshite meet!
I'll bring the jump leads...
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Posted 08 December 2016 - 08:17 AM

Dome, your neighbours are going to love you when this turns up, good effort!


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Posted 08 December 2016 - 08:54 AM

Dome, your neighbours are going to love you when this turns up, good effort!


The 2k RPM idle when cold, with the backboxes removed, really endears me to my neighbours.

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Posted 08 December 2016 - 09:53 AM

The 2k RPM idle when cold, with the backboxes removed, really endears me to my neighbours.

It is silent compared to the Locost, just a bit* bigger!


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#284 OFFLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 08 December 2016 - 11:42 AM

The 2k RPM idle when cold, with the backboxes removed, really endears me to my neighbours.

Doubles as a fog generator on those proper cold mornings!

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#285 OFFLINE   dome

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Posted 08 December 2016 - 05:40 PM

Drove past one of these today, fuck me they're quite big aren't they?

In other news my spare no claims policy will come in handy, £150 for a years insurance.
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#286 OFFLINE   Supernaut

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Posted 08 December 2016 - 06:04 PM

About the same size as a current Mondeo estate, actually.

#287 OFFLINE   dome

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Posted 08 December 2016 - 07:06 PM

It looked massive sitting in the main Street in Girvan. I know what you mean about it being small compared to modern stuff. Although I was still hungover when I saw it...
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#288 OFFLINE   dome

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Posted 10 December 2016 - 10:18 AM

Coectioneering shall be occurring on Monday after work via the medium of a train and an e36. Shall I start a new thread for it or carry on this one?
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Posted 10 December 2016 - 10:30 AM

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#290 OFFLINE   dome

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Posted 10 December 2016 - 10:36 AM

Haha.

Timing belt doesn't look like too bad a job on these (compared to a certain Clio) and I'm guessing discs/pads will be a priority.

OH ARSES IM GOING TO FIX THIS AREN'T I?
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#291 ONLINE   cort16

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Posted 10 December 2016 - 10:56 AM

Yes. Worst comes to the word you can put the engine in your locost.


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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!






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