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Furthest away car for sale.


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#211 OFFLINE   egg

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Posted 30 January 2019 - 02:34 PM

https://www.facebook...192904040949439

 

First pic in the advert.

 

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Posted 30 January 2019 - 07:16 PM

https://www.ebay.co....68/254102651858

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#213 OFFLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 30 January 2019 - 07:26 PM

This is 11,835 miles away from my house, which is about as far as it is possible to be.

https://www.needacar...d-Falcon/314942
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#214 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 30 January 2019 - 07:28 PM

This is 11,835 miles away from my house, which is about as far as it is possible to be.

https://www.needacar...d-Falcon/314942

 

 

Is the next sentence.......................................................................... and so I bought it and booked a container?

 

 

gee whizz I hope so.


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#215 OFFLINE   cort16

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Posted 30 January 2019 - 08:13 PM

I CU CHUBBY

 

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https://www.ebay.co....353.m1438.l2649


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#216 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 30 January 2019 - 08:28 PM

 

 

 

That MUST be in gold medal position for FURTHEST AWAY!


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Posted 04 February 2019 - 08:49 AM

For the love of god...

 

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Try again

 

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Oh well done.

 

Has the Apocalypse happened overnight?

 

https://www.facebook...178864322374027


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#218 OFFLINE   egg

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Posted 05 February 2019 - 04:21 PM

Bloke has lost his job sadly, and it looks like his mojo too...

 

https://www.facebook...343608826242885

 

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Posted 05 February 2019 - 08:29 PM

Punto with no MoT for £150. Possible interest. Until I saw the only photo...

 

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https://www.gumtree....o-04/1329058862


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Posted 06 February 2019 - 07:05 AM

This is 11,835 miles away from my house, which is about as far as it is possible to be.

https://www.needacar...d-Falcon/314942


It looks very like a generation 6 honda or rover 600?

Weird that.

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 03:13 PM

Will get better pics soon 

 

https://www.facebook...17885119070028/

 

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 05:51 PM

Fuggin amazing.

 

https://www.leboncoi...1563487258.htm/

 

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 09:28 PM

https://www.facebook...218514211646782

 

don’t come along and try and knock the price down because of the scrape or the bumper

 

No v5 as I’m still waiting for it off the dvla

 

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Posted 09 February 2019 - 02:03 AM

https://www.ebay.co....F6/303054359062

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Posted 10 February 2019 - 07:21 AM

https://www.facebook...40925675992261/

 

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Posted 10 February 2019 - 10:08 AM

^ Security camera pic, that's a new one on me! Helpfully datestamped so we can see that it's 5 months old, too.
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Posted 18 February 2019 - 09:55 PM

https://www.autotrad...201902175016778

Long range potato cam

Also has a bonus "will mot for an extra 200" thrown in

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Posted 20 February 2019 - 08:01 PM

https://www.facebook...05410400146542/

 

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Posted 22 February 2019 - 07:18 PM

Saw this today and actually laughed out loud

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Posted 22 February 2019 - 07:34 PM

Compared to some of the gems on here, this actually looks quite a reasonable pic, as pics taken from your front door go

 

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Posted 22 February 2019 - 09:42 PM

Sometimes Facebook's attempts at making sense of people's utterly shitty ads can be quite hilarious.


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Posted 22 February 2019 - 09:45 PM

Saw this today and actually laughed out loud
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I think we have a winner, surely there cant be a worse one than this?
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Posted 22 February 2019 - 11:15 PM

Saw this today and actually laughed out loud

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That is absolutely quality, and attracted some well deserved mockery in the comments.

 

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The seller did add some half decent photos later, but still left the original one as the main picture.


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Posted 22 February 2019 - 11:17 PM

Compared to some of the gems on here, this actually looks quite a reasonable pic, as pics taken from your front door go

 

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Although as they apparently think they are selling a F150, have they photographed the right vehicle?

Also, dizel   :-D


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Posted 02 March 2019 - 12:34 AM

Exemplary
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Posted 02 March 2019 - 04:08 PM

https://www.gumtree....sel-/1331670845
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Posted 02 March 2019 - 07:12 PM

Screen grab of the above in case the ad gets taken down:
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Quality photo and an inviting house!
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