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#151 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 26 May 2018 - 07:44 PM

https://www.ebay.co....40/282978302233

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Instead of walking a few steps, the next pic is merely a cropped version:

 

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Posted 31 May 2018 - 06:08 PM

https://www.leboncoi...46.htm/?ca=17_s

 

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#153 OFFLINE   0ldCh0d

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Posted 01 June 2018 - 09:37 PM

https://www.gumtree....saxo/1301010498

 

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#154 OFFLINE   neil1971

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Posted 03 June 2018 - 06:01 AM

OK, so not that far away, but nicely concealed behind a tree to make up for it. Only photo in the listing

 

https://www.ebay.co....ct/173345459566

 

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#155 OFFLINE   egg

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Posted 03 June 2018 - 01:27 PM

https://www.leboncoi...705.htm/?ca=4_s

 

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Posted 03 June 2018 - 01:28 PM

https://www.leboncoi...733.htm/?ca=4_s

 

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Posted 11 June 2018 - 10:14 PM

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Potatocam and 

 

 

 

body work needs alot of attention

 

 

No close up of said bodywork

 

£370 BINs

 

https://www.ebay.co....l4AAOSwkKBbHXTO


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#158 OFFLINE   0ldCh0d

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Posted 16 June 2018 - 09:42 PM

On my phone just now, so can't post the one & only picture in this advert...


https://www.gumtree....ale-/1302889801
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Posted 16 June 2018 - 09:59 PM

^ Impressive

 

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Posted 17 June 2018 - 06:27 AM

I see adverts like the ones in this thread (and all the other usual keyboard thumper rubbish) and wonder if there could be money made purely from the fact I have a decent camera and can put together a better sentence than these people. Ask say 5-10% of sale price and you get loads of high quality photographs and a well written description in return. Happens with high end exotic cars.



like the bloke from AutoTrader that used to come around and take a grainy photo?

And like when they mix up the photos and some bloke comes to your house and says in a (probably fake) Kingston Jamaica accent. "That am not zee wheels me woman send me to buy"

#161 OFFLINE   0ldCh0d

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Posted 18 June 2018 - 09:19 AM

This has to be a thread winner....again, on my phone at the moment, so I can't link the pictures....but defo well worth a look...not one close up pic...lol

https://www.gumtree....-16v/1303019799

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Posted 22 June 2018 - 04:40 PM

suspect zoom was used.

 

https://www.leboncoi...84.htm/?ca=12_s

 

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Posted 23 July 2018 - 03:19 PM

Only pic. Looks like motorway breakdown forces sale!

 

https://www.ebay.co....70AAOSwDMZbU3RY

 

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#164 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 26 July 2018 - 07:58 PM

https://www.ebay.co....24/163169012555

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Posted 26 July 2018 - 11:41 PM

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Posted 27 July 2018 - 08:42 AM

 

Description made me chuckle.

 

 

 

Car in quite good condition. Dive very well. Front breaking pads and disks are worn and battery is currently death however interior, engine and bodywork are in good condition. Blue, 5+ owners, £199

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Posted 27 July 2018 - 08:46 AM

"Currently" death at least has a bit of hope

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 09:31 AM

I thought the idea was to point the camera at the thing the photo was meant to be of, clearly not

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 09:37 AM

Outstanding!

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 05:15 PM

Car sales, savvy style.

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Posted 11 August 2018 - 07:14 PM

Series 3 XJ project

 

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Posted 12 August 2018 - 05:53 PM

Not far enough away.

 

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https://www.autotrad...ge=80000&page=1



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Posted 24 August 2018 - 05:40 PM

Putting enough effort to upload 2 photos, but not enough to get off your chair or lift your old socks...

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#174 OFFLINE   Pillock

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Posted 24 August 2018 - 05:42 PM

That has to be a pisstake, surely?

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Posted 24 August 2018 - 07:03 PM

That has to be a pisstake, surely?

 

No mate, I checked.

 

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Posted 24 August 2018 - 07:18 PM

That's just fantastic, to be fair though it does look as though it might be raining outside and he did bother to clear all the random tat away from beside the window........oh wait



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Posted 24 August 2018 - 08:09 PM

Still this thread.
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#178 OFFLINE   Pillock

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Posted 24 August 2018 - 09:36 PM

The car's so yoghurt-truck-crashingly amazing you'll need not one but two wanksocks if you buy it.
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Posted 25 August 2018 - 03:32 PM

The car's so yoghurt-truck-crashingly amazing you'll need not one but two wanksocks if you buy it.


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Posted 25 August 2018 - 03:34 PM

Makes a mental note never to borrow a pair of socks off Pillock

You're safe, they don't come off without soaking.




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