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#691 OFFLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 04:15 PM

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The lucky winner heading off into the sunset.
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#692 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 05:31 PM

Thanks to all involved.


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#693 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 06:02 PM

^^^ amazing what tesco sell now :D


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#694 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 06:13 PM

Lovely!

You broken down yet?
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#695 OFFLINE   njgleeds

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 06:29 PM

Presumably he's looking for the entrance to the filling station?
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Posted 08 March 2017 - 06:32 PM

Wot no woolarding handover money shot?


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Posted 08 March 2017 - 06:33 PM

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#698 OFFLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 06:39 PM

Presumably he's looking for the entrance to the filling station?

 

 

He was. 


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Posted 08 March 2017 - 06:58 PM

I fail at collection threads. With the great assistance of Mr Conelrad, I've been on my way for a while. Current status, Warwick services for a coffee.

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Probably around 1 hr left to run, fingers crossed. Only problem is a severe lack of cup holders.
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#700 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 07:00 PM

Just seen on the Internet, warwick services are out of pez. If it runs out between oxford and wycombe I can bring you a can of fuel. Should be enough to get you onto the hard shoulder!
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Posted 08 March 2017 - 07:02 PM

Did you guys check whether there was anything in the boot?


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#702 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 07:04 PM

Like a body?

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#703 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 07:12 PM

Who put a body onto my bags of white powder?


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1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

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#704 OFFLINE   meshking

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 09:13 PM

Boot was empty, didn't check the cd multichanger though.

Thanks very much all involved, this is really a great car! Got home about 1/2 hr ago, my missus has sat in it and was very impressed. I suspect she's ordering a horsebox and golden retriever right now.

Beko - thanks! All good. I put in £80 at chez-Junkman, it's only used half a tank to do around 200 miles.
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#705 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 09:27 PM

That's not as horrific as I thought it would be!

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 09:35 PM

I put in £80 at chez-Junkman, it's only used half a tank to do around 200 miles.


I take it you didn't get above 40mph?
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Posted 08 March 2017 - 09:41 PM

The tyres make a racket over 65, so I stuck around 60.

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 09:52 PM

Oh come on. Only one petrol station shot?


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Posted 08 March 2017 - 09:56 PM

Oh come on. Only one petrol station shot?

 

They probably turned off the lights as he was putting the nozzle back in.


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#710 OFFLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 10:44 PM

Only problem is a severe lack of cup holders.

 
That armrest thing in-between the seats. Open it, flip the lid 180º. Voila. Four cup holders.

 

Did you guys check whether there was anything in the boot?


Yes.

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Posted 08 March 2017 - 11:07 PM

. I put in £80 at chez-Junkman, it's only used half a tank to do around 200 miles.

That's what I did when I picked up Huggy and did the same distance home.  Did I really imagine I could support two cars doing that sort of mileage??????


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