chrisjvm Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 I've had this a few months now and it's been brilliant,So much fun to hoon around in....But I've just bought something that I may regret because it's far more economical than this gas guzzler!TBF it's not too bad on the motorway. If you're gentle with the loud pedal and keep your finger away from the 'sport' button it'll do low to mid 30s, but use the performance (mid range acceleration is fantastic for such a cheap mowta) and watch the petrol gauge move rapidly.It's been totally reliable and never had an FTP...Taking me 4k miles in approx 2 1/2 monthsGood PointsVery fast!Remapped ecu 265bhp apparently!! (much quicker than my 850 T5 that was supposed to have been chipped to 280bhp)30mm lowering springsBilstein sports shocksFerrita stainless steel exhaust (back half)ABS ecu repaired professionally.Goodridge front hosesATE super blue brake fluid302 front brakesPolybushed upper mount and lower tie barHandles really really well for a big old bargeDecent set of boots(treadwise)Mot till Feb 17 WRONG.... 15TH JANUARY... APOLOGIES!Black leather/suede insertsBright headlamp bulbs!Working load coverMileage 185k.The not so goodRear bumper has dropped on the o/s though I have 80 odd quids worth of repair bracket and all the gubbins to go with it from Volvo main stealer to effect a repair... just never got around to it.Both n/s doors are dentedN/s rear quarter has small dent in it too.Drivers door has surface bleb on it that's been 'treated' !Both bumpers are badly scratched/ chipped/scuffedGenerally a bit tattyI find the stainless steel performance zorst far too boomy at certain revs (mid range)There are 4 small holes in centre exhaust box that are currently bodged with gun gum but could easily be tickled with a welder in 5 mins as there is plenty of metal (box is not rusting away by any means)Rust blebs on tailgate when I got it which I treated/filled and rattle canned (10 footer repair!) But looks much better now.Uses a bit of oil when driven at hard/high speeds,but not at an alarming rate (1 litre per 1000 miles approx)Air con not coldCruise control worked when I first got it but not now.Heater fan has started to have a mind of it's own in the last week or so...On full blast it doesn't seem to be blowing out much air.Service light comes on when started up...So probs could do with a serviceThat's it really. .. If I think of anything else I will add...Pics to follow tomorrow ...Car is located in Shropshire SY7 0 Jim Bell, Skizzer, 155V6 and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2MB Posted October 5, 2016 Share Posted October 5, 2016 These cant stay this much of a bargain for long, surely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tetleysmooth Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 Bloody marvellous.I waited ages for one of these to come along at the right money. None were forthcoming, so I bought myself a 2.5t. Get this bought someone, it's searing my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drum Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 I'm trying to resist.What's the nearest train station? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 Any pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
83C Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 7, 11, 32 and 42 if you roffle. I'm trying to resist just buying it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjvm Posted October 7, 2016 Author Share Posted October 7, 2016 I'm trying to resist.What's the nearest train station? Nearest station is Craven Arms ... between Church Stretton and Ludlow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjvm Posted October 7, 2016 Author Share Posted October 7, 2016 7, 11, 32 and 42 if you roffle. I'm trying to resist just buying it. Give in to temptation kind sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldcars Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 Would but two chicken.............................. chrisjvm and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 I like the chickens, are they included? oldcars 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadgetgricey Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 28 & 44 please if its does raffle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjvm Posted October 7, 2016 Author Share Posted October 7, 2016 I like the chickens, are they included? What..... You want mats, flaps and cluckers ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugong Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 Jesus. Ein bargain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 FUCK AN ACTUAL DUCK Hopefully this sells 'cos a V70 T5 would be extremely compatible with the single lifestyle I'd be leading when the wife inevitably left me. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk chrisjvm, SiC, Cavcraft and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 I can throw a free oil filter in for the new owner to lubricate the deal chrisjvm and 83C 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
83C Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 Oh for fuck sakes. No, no, no, and again, NO! Yes, I'm talking to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted October 7, 2016 Share Posted October 7, 2016 What..... You want mats, flaps and cluckers ?? Of course, the full bag of bollocks! Damn shame I'm in no position to buy it as they are great motors. chrisjvm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tetleysmooth Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 Still not sold? Good grief. If it does go to raffle, I'll definitely have a punt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 This is the first car to make me rethink Jag ownership for some time but after some deliberation, I have decided to keep the Jag despite it being totally impractical for my current situation. The LOLvo would be much better but just isn't the Jag. chrisjvm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjvm Posted October 8, 2016 Author Share Posted October 8, 2016 I can confirm as of 7am this morn that both the heated mirrors work and the heated drivers seat!! I was able to ascertain these facts as I ventured out in to a dark and damp Saturday morning.(passenger heated seat failed to glow though ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tetleysmooth Posted October 8, 2016 Share Posted October 8, 2016 I can confirm as of 7am this morn that both the heated mirrors work and the heated drivers seat!! I was able to ascertain these facts as I ventured out in to a dark and damp Saturday morning.(passenger heated seat failed to glow though ) You're not making this any easier....... chrisjvm and rantingYoof 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjvm Posted October 8, 2016 Author Share Posted October 8, 2016 Still not sold? Good grief. If it does go to raffle, I'll definitely have a punt. No not sold Mr T! ..... This place ain't...... etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjvm Posted October 17, 2016 Author Share Posted October 17, 2016 Thought this had sold but I got a msg this evening to the contrary .... Not sure if I've talked it down too much !Just to reiterate ... It's a brilliant car if you can swallow the fuel costs...It really does handle very well with the mods it's had.I would drive it anywhere ... Its never let me down and has loads of life left in it .... I don't think for the money you could match the sheer speed, handling and practicality of this mowta...Am I sounding desperate ...(smiley fuggin face)??Well tbh I really need the space as the collection of my 'new' AS purchase is imminent.... Please someone save me from the 'GumBay' mongtards!You won't be disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegod Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 R.A.F.F.L.E tonedepear 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
83C Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Folks, I was supposed to go look at this in a day or two but events have overtaken me (details of which will be forthcoming later in the week). However, I surely can't be the only one here who thinks a turbo-nutter-bastard Labrador hauler for £350 is the bargain of the century? Someone get this bought, and make me look a tit for missing out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 I'm so glad this is too far away, I'm too busy to waste a day on a train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjvm Posted October 18, 2016 Author Share Posted October 18, 2016 WILL DELIVER FOR COST ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 I would bloody love this but my wife would properly do me damage 'cos I've still got too many sitting :/ Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
83C Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 WILL DELIVER FOR COST ! !If anyone in the South West wants this, I'll happily help with delivery. chrisjvm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 I had a cheeky grin when I saw the 405 in the background. MOT checker web site seems to reveal a clean sweep too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now