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#1711 OFFLINE   Jerzy Woking

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 01:18 PM

Just seen DVLA's list of "68" registrations they will not release (not that this concerns most of us here) for being rude,racist or homophobic.

https://www.walesonl...er-15151181.amp

Even with my somewhat warped mind, I cannot make anything rude, racist or homophobic out of any of them.
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#1712 OFFLINE   jumpingjehovahs

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 09:55 PM

Saw a Prius in West London today wearing SM06 BAD, which gave me a bit of a chuckle.


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#1713 OFFLINE   Fumbler

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Posted 15 September 2018 - 09:56 PM

A Tesla I met on holiday has the number plate G0 13AMP. Very fitting.


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Dream Shitebuckets:

VAZ 2104, 2105, 2109 (That's going to be tricky)-Nissan Bluebird-A Yugo of some sort.

Can't help himself over Ladas.
Careful now.


#1714 OFFLINE   Willy Warpit

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Posted 16 September 2018 - 04:47 PM

Whilst on holiday last week I bought Steve Parrish's book Parrish Times (£6 from The Works) and in it as previously

mentioned on here is a picture of his Mercedes PEN 15 alongside his E Type Jaguar 6 OCK.

 

In the book due to his love of practical jokes most of which are usually funny provided you are not the victim he notes he

has been described as hard to dislike but well worth the effort :-D


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#1715 OFFLINE   Fumbler

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Posted 16 September 2018 - 04:58 PM

Belgian "friends" arrived yesterday. Numberplate reads: 1-FCK-472.


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#1716 ONLINE   bunglebus

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Posted 23 September 2018 - 08:11 AM

Just seen DVLA's list of "68" registrations they will not release (not that this concerns most of us here) for being rude,racist or homophobic.

https://www.walesonl...er-15151181.amp

Even with my somewhat warped mind, I cannot make anything rude, racist or homophobic out of any of them.


Are we even getting any number plates in September 2019 then? I wanted LL69GYP to go with the L69GYP I already had. But then the ex wife disposed of the car for me.
(has no meaning, just came with the car)


Fuck new cars.


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Posted 23 September 2018 - 08:15 AM

Passing through Keady yesterday I saw N1 UTE on a Nissan type pickup. No pics coz driving.

#1718 ONLINE   bunglebus

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Posted 23 September 2018 - 08:15 AM

Anyway, 1 ASH, W1LTS, YE5 2 TAP (not Pimlico either!), LO07KER all spotted, along with 8888 GG which are my boss's initals. Well the letters are anyway.

Fuck new cars.


#1719 ONLINE   stuboy

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Posted 28 September 2018 - 07:55 PM

No actual picture but saw L7777 on a ford focus
..why?

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Deafining folk in fozzie the Focus  :roll:  :roll:  :roll:  

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#1720 OFFLINE   Jerzy Woking

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Posted 04 October 2018 - 11:32 AM

More Pimlico Plumbers vans:

HA51 EAK
TH15 LOO
84 TH.

All properly spaced too

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#1721 OFFLINE   panhard65

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Posted 04 October 2018 - 04:47 PM

Today I saw OO6 on a DB5, Lovely car actually being driven even though I expect the plate and car combo are worth a few million.


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#1722 OFFLINE   New POD

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Posted 04 October 2018 - 06:09 PM

Today I saw OO6 on a DB5, Lovely car actually being driven even though I expect the plate and car combo are worth a few million.


Wasn't 006 very bad in one of the film's ? https://en.m.wikiped.../Alec_Trevelyan

#1723 ONLINE   bunglebus

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Posted 05 October 2018 - 07:25 AM

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Fuck new cars.


#1724 OFFLINE   willswitchengage

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Posted 05 October 2018 - 08:42 PM

Just seen DVLA's list of "68" registrations they will not release (not that this concerns most of us here) for being rude,racist or homophobic.

https://www.walesonl...er-15151181.amp

Even with my somewhat warped mind, I cannot make anything rude, racist or homophobic out of any of them.

 

Who got paid to think of that list?! Lol that this one is banned though:

 

 

 

EU68 BAD

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#1725 OFFLINE   Peter C

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Posted 07 October 2018 - 04:02 PM

If God had a car, it would be a new Range Rover.

Spotted on the M3 this morning.

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Posted 11 October 2018 - 06:15 PM

Wednesday was the annual goose fair in Tavistock- sadly I didn’t have my camera for the most interesting stuff (elderly HGVs transporting fairground rides/ various airbrushed murals etc) but at the farmers market something I wouldn’t normally look at but for the highly suitable reg no....

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Posted 12 October 2018 - 09:04 AM

Recently I passed C10DER on the M5. Not quite right, even lthough it was on a waggon owned by Westons Cider of Herefordshire, but all is forgiven as it was on a Scania T380 six-wheeler, a mix of chassis and cab I've never seen before :o


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Posted 12 October 2018 - 09:06 AM

I was in Luxembourg this week, this was parked outside the hotel. f8da9816893a2316be9e6e56d7bf3a94.jpg
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#1729 OFFLINE   HillmanImp

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Posted 14 October 2018 - 04:42 PM

My old housemate in L.A. in Sussex just posted this on Facebook.

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#1730 ONLINE   bunglebus

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Posted 15 October 2018 - 06:51 PM

Got a fair list of no photo ones I've seen about;

 

8 WE

68 H

12 UP

41 TCH (looks like "AITCH")

R5 BOY - I like this as my initials are RS

N1 NUN

NL 1

EWE 1S (lorry full of sheep!)

CAD 3T (Cadet)

8CC

MKG 1 on a Jag hearse

 

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Fuck new cars.


#1731 OFFLINE   cms206

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Posted 16 October 2018 - 08:06 AM

This lives in a garage across the road from my mother in law.85e309cff3319a6e14c4767a2b94d577.jpg

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'89 Austin Montego 2.0EFi Mayfair - BAGGY HEADCLOTH

'96 Volvo 850TDi GLT - CLAGGY

'99 Kia Pride 1.3SX - DECAYING


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Posted 16 October 2018 - 12:22 PM

Spotted this in a car park:
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Posted 16 October 2018 - 10:16 PM

Shilton, or er...rather a lot of something?


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#1734 ONLINE   Tayne

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Posted 16 October 2018 - 10:19 PM

Are you in prison, Lord Sterling?


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It always amuses me that e46s vie with the PT Cruiser as the car that's too shit for Autoshite, 

 

 


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Posted 17 October 2018 - 09:25 AM

Are you in prison, Lord Sterling?


I sometimes feel like I am.....
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'97 Rover 825 Sterling auto - ...Needs; sills, radiator... :|
'95 Rover 827 Sterling auto - ...Needs; recommissioning... :(
'90 Rover 827 Sterling auto - ...Needs; engine work... :sad:
'87 Rover 825 Sterling auto - ...Needs; reccomissioning... :neutral:
'87 Rover 820E auto - ...Garaged, needs recommissioning... :mrgreen:

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Posted 18 October 2018 - 12:28 PM

Saw a great combination yesterday. Reg A17ENT spaced as 'A1 TENT' on a van belonging to a marquee hire company called '2 In Tents'. What a brilliant business name.


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#1737 OFFLINE   shedenvy

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Posted 18 October 2018 - 12:44 PM

Phocus Phail.

 

Saw this on the way out of work yesterday.  Made me chortle.

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Bit of a turbo guru called Bernie if i'm right.


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#1738 OFFLINE   quicksilver

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Posted 19 October 2018 - 01:23 PM

Two from today: MR58RAN on some Range Rover thing spaced as MRS BRAN, and NCH 1 on New City Heating's Fiat Ducato.


Always look on the Shite side of life

 

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1978 Austin Maxi - proper shite or proper classic?

1972 Renault 6 - genuine garage find

 

Rusty Old Rubbish - a shite blog about shite and stuff


#1739 OFFLINE   The_Equalizer

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Posted 19 October 2018 - 01:44 PM

Here is one of my all time favourites. Taken in Orpington April 2016:

 

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#1740 ONLINE   bunglebus

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Posted 19 October 2018 - 02:32 PM

Saw PA55 FKU on a driving instructor's car. Bit rude.

 

Also

 

2 OMG,

 

12 X

 

and

 

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Fuck new cars.





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