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#1381 OFFLINE   Dave_Q

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Posted 24 February 2018 - 10:01 PM

A D06 VET the other day on an A4 estate.

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#1382 OFFLINE   Skizzer

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Posted 24 February 2018 - 10:57 PM

Someone who lived on Cheyne Walk in Chelsea - I think it might have been Sir Peter Hall, founder of the Royal Shakespeare Company - used to have an R129 SL and a Range Rover with 2BE and NOT2B, which used to make me smile as being a very expensive pun.
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Posted 27 February 2018 - 01:22 AM

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Posted 27 February 2018 - 02:01 AM

VEE 8 on a 17 plate merc c220 diesel! what a waste needs to go back on a car with the correct number of cylinders! 


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Posted 27 February 2018 - 04:50 AM

Someone near me has UXW1 and UWX1 as a his & hers pair, one is on an X-type, and the other a white Fiesta - the woman has a habit of buying white Fords, she had a mk6 Escort estate before the modern-ish Fiesta.

 

I have to wonder how much effort they went to to get those two plates.


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Posted 27 February 2018 - 10:26 AM

Someone who lived on Cheyne Walk in Chelsea - I think it might have been Sir Peter Hall, founder of the Royal Shakespeare Company - used to have an R129 SL and a Range Rover with 2BE and NOT2B, which used to make me smile as being a very expensive pun.


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#1387 OFFLINE   Skizzer

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Posted 27 February 2018 - 01:56 PM

My, their taste in cars has gone downhill. Won’t be Peter Hall then, I think his car buying days were past before some of those pics were taken.

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Posted 27 February 2018 - 11:27 PM

Saw SUP3R the other day on a white Rangey Evoque (I think), didn't get a snap though. That would've been super.
Our MP, Lesley Laird has a white Rangey with LA16RDS on it, which tells you everything. And I don't imagine me putting this on a publicly accessible forum is much of a security risk to the Shadow Scottish Secretary, as she's quite happy to YPLAC it in Tescos...
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Posted 01 March 2018 - 12:35 AM

Spotted B16WER on a Renaultsport Megane earlier, but it'd been printed as 'BL6WER' with an actual L in place of the 1 front and back.

 

HTF hadn't that been pulled? Very very illegal.


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Posted 01 March 2018 - 07:41 PM

Someone who lived on Cheyne Walk in Chelsea - I think it might have been Sir Peter Hall, founder of the Royal Shakespeare Company - used to have an R129 SL and a Range Rover with 2BE and NOT2B, which used to make me smile as being a very expensive pun.

 

It's not Peter Hall, it's Sally Greene and husband Robert Bourne.  

 

http://sallygreeneob...ut-sally-greene

 

http://www.bournecap...ctors.php?loc=2


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Posted 01 March 2018 - 10:56 PM

Wonder what there name is...

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Posted 01 March 2018 - 10:57 PM

Risky spaced plate ian..

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Deafining folk in fozzie the Focus  :roll:  :roll:  :roll:  

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Posted 01 March 2018 - 10:59 PM

80s song ..looking for linda... well i found her...

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Posted 01 March 2018 - 10:59 PM

Strange on....

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Posted 01 March 2018 - 11:00 PM

Richey??

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Posted 01 March 2018 - 11:05 PM

Risky spaced plate ian..

 

At least Ian is eating well.  Around here, TD5 material is in the KFC queue.  Waiting.


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Posted 01 March 2018 - 11:26 PM

Spotted B16WER on a Renaultsport Megane earlier, but it'd been printed as 'BL6WER' with an actual L in place of the 1 front and back.

 

HTF hadn't that been pulled? Very very illegal.

 

There's a fiesta around here that's something like S20 LAN (I forget what the numbers are) but they've used a fucking lower case L so it spells Ian.

I spent ages seeing it and wondering "but that's not right.... you can't have an I there". 



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Posted 02 March 2018 - 02:21 AM

Saw A M15ERY today on a new C Class( or maybe a 3 Series) whatever , cool number though..
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Posted 02 March 2018 - 09:33 AM

Richey??

 

Nah, They're Too Itchy!


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Posted 03 March 2018 - 03:11 PM

I wonder who's car this is?e59deb4258351f4fd5f0f9e2208ab550.jpg

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Posted 03 March 2018 - 03:38 PM

HOR53X on a tired, muddy Land Rover Discovery.

Who owns HOR 5E?
F*ck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside,
F*ck your Subaru, I have a horse outside.
And f*ck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside,
If you're lookin' for a ride, I've got a horse outside

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Posted 03 March 2018 - 07:39 PM

HOR53X on a tired, muddy Land Rover Discovery.

Who owns HOR 5E?


Well I read that as HORS 3X (whores three times for those who don't share my brain space) which is probably different to they intended....

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Posted 04 March 2018 - 01:34 AM

Picked some stuff up from a company called DCE the other day

 

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Posted 04 March 2018 - 01:37 AM

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Posted 04 March 2018 - 01:44 AM

Well known plumber's reg

 

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Pimlico Plumbers have loads

 

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What can I say about this?

 

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Posted 04 March 2018 - 08:53 AM

What’s going on in the Pimlico plumbers photo? Is is a works holiday abroad?

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Posted 04 March 2018 - 10:10 AM

I saw MOT 1 this morning. Not on a Humber driving Ernest Marples on a newly opened M1, as you might expect, no it's on a very basic looking HiLux.

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Posted 04 March 2018 - 11:15 AM

What’s going on in the Pimlico plumbers photo? Is is a works holiday abroad?

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That will be the tax haven where their HQ is.

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Posted 04 March 2018 - 04:17 PM

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Posted 05 March 2018 - 11:03 PM

Sideboob?


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