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#1 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 23 September 2016 - 11:05 AM

I shall hope collectionisation will commence soon.


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#2 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 23 September 2016 - 01:07 PM

Collectionisation threadage will commence immediately after the Cannock chod auctions tomorrow.


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#3 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 23 September 2016 - 01:16 PM

Is it a rover p6?


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#4 OFFLINE   LC Torana

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Posted 23 September 2016 - 01:50 PM

Thread title remind me of those eBay listings

 

not audi cortina escort mercedes jaguar bmw


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#5 OFFLINE   shumarialto

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Posted 23 September 2016 - 01:52 PM

Collectionisation threadage will commence immediately after the Cannock chod auctions tomorrow.

Yes, your buying something at Cannock  :mrgreen:

Just noticed as well that this is my 3000 post and it has Cannock in it. It gets no better.


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#6 OFFLINE   Bren

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Posted 23 September 2016 - 01:59 PM

Another RR?

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Posted 23 September 2016 - 02:04 PM

You mean you're not collecting FROM the auctions? That's a shame.


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#8 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 23 September 2016 - 02:17 PM

No, this was a shady deal outside the World of Auctions. So no, there will be no purchase at the auctioneers of fine tat tomorrow.

The deal is done.

It's not a P6, in fact, it's not a Rover at all. It's not even properly British, now that I think about it.



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1979 Mobylette AV89.............................................running

1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.................with comedy numberplates

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate..............exhaust borked


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Posted 23 September 2016 - 02:47 PM

If it is post-1986 I think I'm going to cry a little.
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Posted 23 September 2016 - 02:49 PM

I saw a P6 today, it was green.
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Posted 23 September 2016 - 02:55 PM

It's not even properly British, now that I think about it.

 

Given how far the last proposed WBOD deviated from The Motoring Laws of Junkman (laid down on stone tablets c.1985-87) I'm guessing this is going to be something completely uncharacteristic and unexpected like a MkI Focus TDCi auto with leather* seats.

 

*Plastic


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#12 OFFLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 23 September 2016 - 02:58 PM

My 5 ponds is on a Rover 75 shooting brake in cloth and v6 flavour.

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Posted 23 September 2016 - 03:00 PM

ASMM (surveillance branch 003.5) will tail CODENAME:JUNKMAN commencing 1300ZULU 24.09.16... SITREP to follow...


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Posted 23 September 2016 - 04:41 PM

My 5 ponds



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Posted 23 September 2016 - 04:49 PM

I don't have a fucking clue but it is unlikely to be a blue Citroen AX or a Mk3 Golf.


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Posted 23 September 2016 - 04:50 PM

Oh yes. Will someone please buy a fucking car at the Cannock chod auction. Please!



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Posted 23 September 2016 - 05:12 PM

I will call 2.0 Carina
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Posted 23 September 2016 - 05:17 PM

 

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Posted 23 September 2016 - 05:18 PM

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Posted 23 September 2016 - 05:23 PM

I see your civic 1.4 and raise you a Toyota Corolla with shoddy welding to cills !
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Posted 23 September 2016 - 05:23 PM

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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!

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Posted 23 September 2016 - 05:37 PM

It's not a P6, in fact, it's not a Rover at all. It's not even properly British, now that I think about it.

Obviously must be the only car ever designed to carry a 44 gallon drum of its own ATF.image.jpeg
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Posted 23 September 2016 - 05:45 PM

Brand new Dacia Sandero Stepway.  Obviously.



#24 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 23 September 2016 - 06:05 PM

If it is post-1986 I think I'm going to cry a little.

 
It is proudly pre-1986, so you can cheer up now.
 

Given how far the last proposed WBOD deviated from The Motoring Laws of Junkman (laid down on stone tablets c.1985-87) I'm guessing this is going to be something completely uncharacteristic and unexpected like a MkI Focus TDCi auto with leather* seats.
 
*Plastic

 
Given how predictably shit that post-1986 pile of tosh was, do you honestly believe, I will ever deviate from The Motoring Laws of Junkman (laid down on stone tablets c.1985-87) another time? There could not have been a better occasion to prove me right.
 

My 5 ponds is on a Rover 75 shooting brake in cloth and v6 flavour.

 
Nope. No Rover. It's not even entirely British.
 
 

I will call 2.0 Carina

 

96 honda civic 1.4

 

I see your civic 1.4 and raise you a Toyota Corolla with shoddy welding to cills !

 

Xg30

 
None of that Chinese tat.
 
 

Obviously must be the only car ever designed to carry a 44 gallon drum of its own ATF.
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Sadly it's not a P76, despite it actually can carry a 44 gallon drum in its boot.
 
 

Brand new Dacia Sandero Stepway.  Obviously.

 
Obviously not.


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1970 Rover P6 V8........................................soon red inside
1979 Mobylette AV89.............................................running

1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.................with comedy numberplates

1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate..............exhaust borked


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Posted 23 September 2016 - 06:11 PM

Pug 505 estate then
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Posted 23 September 2016 - 06:19 PM

I've been beaten to it with the 505 so I'm going for a Peugeot 309 SR with missing wheel trims
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Posted 23 September 2016 - 06:23 PM

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Posted 23 September 2016 - 06:23 PM

Facel Vega Excellence.
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#29 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 23 September 2016 - 06:26 PM

It proudly wears a full complement of wheel trims, but is not a Peugeot.

 

 

Facel Vega Excellence.

 

Now that would be the ultimate 'D' in WBoD.

 

Sadly not.


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1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate..............exhaust borked


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Posted 23 September 2016 - 06:34 PM

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