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#31 OFFLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 14 September 2016 - 03:59 PM

I'll have no. 27 if you don't put any primer on the wing.

 

 

FFS, I've bought the paint now!! Still want to partake? You can always strip the paint back off and then cover the bare wing in stickers...

 

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29. fatharris

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#32 OFFLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 14 September 2016 - 05:18 PM

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Two o clock this afternoon... this has been bodged before. I cut it all out, welded a plate in, skimmed it with filler, primed and painted and now it's waiting to dry overnight before I flat it back and clearcoat it because pearlescent paint. (Tahiti Blue if anyone is interested)

 

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#33 OFFLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 14 September 2016 - 05:21 PM

Tahiti Blue was also the name of an ill fated soft pornography channel you could get a 10 min preview of unscrambled at midnight when Sky satalite systems first came out.

Citation needed.
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#34 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 14 September 2016 - 05:57 PM


http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k198/s...


How apt; One A-ok, the other MAYDAY!
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#35 OFFLINE   J-T

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Posted 14 September 2016 - 07:09 PM

3 and 16 please



#36 OFFLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 14 September 2016 - 07:19 PM

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3. J-T

4. messerschmitt owner (from phil_lihp)

5. Tayne

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7. WilsonWilson

8. Barmatt

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11. 83C

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13. Tonedepear

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15. gm

16. J-T

17. Jazoli

18. hpi_matrix

19. Jazoli

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21. DrJ

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23. Loserone

24. The Moog

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27. Cavcraft

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29. fatharris

30. Tickman

31. eddyramrod

32. 83C

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34. DrJ

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36. dave21478

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40. Nyphur

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Over half the tickets claimed already, car can be tested and ready by the weekend!

#37 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 14 September 2016 - 09:00 PM

Go on then, I'll have a random, please.


 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

#38 OFFLINE   Craig the Princess

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Posted 14 September 2016 - 09:04 PM

So dead if I win this. Number 53 please.

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#39 OFFLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 14 September 2016 - 09:15 PM

1. SamR380

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3. J-T

4. messerschmitt owner (from phil_lihp)

5. Tayne

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7. WilsonWilson

8. Barmatt

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11. 83C

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13. Tonedepear

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15. gm

16. J-T

17. Jazoli

18. hpi_matrix

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21. DrJ

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23. Loserone

24. The Moog

25. The Moog

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27. Cavcraft

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29. fatharris

30. Tickman

31. eddyramrod

32. 83C

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34. DrJ

35. Sporty-shite

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44. rainagain

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#40 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 14 September 2016 - 10:02 PM

Two more random please...

2000 - Ford Poo ma 
2003 - Vel Shatis - Brightening my day with lovely warning lights

2000 - Focus 


#41 OFFLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 14 September 2016 - 10:14 PM

1. SamR380

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3. J-T

4. messerschmitt owner (from phil_lihp)

5. Tayne

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7. WilsonWilson

8. Barmatt

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11. 83C

12. The Moog

13. Tonedepear

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15. gm

16. J-T

17. Jazoli

18. hpi_matrix

19. Jazoli

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21. DrJ

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23. Loserone

24. The Moog

25. The Moog

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27. Cavcraft

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29. fatharris

30. Tickman

31. eddyramrod

32. 83C

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34. DrJ

35. Sporty-shite

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42. 83C

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44. rainagain

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46. RichardK

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48. M'coli

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53. Craig the Princess

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#42 OFFLINE   robinmasters

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Posted 14 September 2016 - 10:31 PM

Completely unsuitable, and surplus to requirements.

One random please.
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#43 OFFLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 14 September 2016 - 10:35 PM

Completely unsuitable, and surplus to requirements.


All the best cars are!

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First thing my wife said when I got home was "Don't you already have one of those you shouldn't have bought?"
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#44 OFFLINE   chatsharris

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 12:07 PM

Three randoms please!


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http://imgur.com/a/KWqHs  < 01 Saab 93 2.2 TiD SE.

 

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#45 OFFLINE   Craig the Princess

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 01:06 PM

"Don't you already have one of those you shouldn't have bought?"


That should be on an Autoshite T-Shirt
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Filtered through the Heather!


#46 OFFLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 01:38 PM

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11. 83C

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#47 OFFLINE   For Fiats Sake

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 03:22 PM

I presume these will go on a classic insurance policy?

 

I never win owt anyway, but I like to have a go just to make up the numbers.

 

I have a random nah, I'll have 49 please seeing as it will be my age next month!


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#48 OFFLINE   Danterzza

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 03:48 PM

One random for me please.



#49 OFFLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 04:03 PM

1998 is old enough for most classic policies, or there are MG car club schemes that are more or less the same thing.

 

1. SamR380

2. chatsharris

3. J-T

4. messerschmitt owner (from phil_lihp)

5. Tayne

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7. WilsonWilson

8. Barmatt

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11. 83C

12. The Moog

13. Tonedepear

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15. gm

16. J-T

17. Jazoli

18. hpi_matrix

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21. DrJ

22.  chatsharris

23. Loserone

24. The Moog

25. The Moog

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27. Cavcraft

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29. fatharris

30. Tickman

31. eddyramrod

32. 83C

33. Danterzza

34. DrJ

35. Sporty-shite

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38. dave21478

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40. Nyphur

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47. chatsharris

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53. Craig the Princess

54. Tickman

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MoT repairs completed, will test in the morning. 13 tickets left, we could easily be drawing this on saturday.



#50 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 04:34 PM

Still want 27, cheers.


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#51 OFFLINE   barmatt

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 06:30 PM

Stick me down for 28 as well then please. I haven't been to Newcastle for at least 3 weeks :D


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#52 OFFLINE   Robson3022

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 06:59 PM

I'll take the 3 lowest randoms! If someone wins this and doesn't want it let me know!!!

#53 OFFLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 07:09 PM

1. SamR380

2. chatsharris

3. J-T

4. messerschmitt owner (from phil_lihp)

5. Tayne

6. Robson3022

7. WilsonWilson

8. Barmatt

9. Robson3022

10. Robson3022

11. 83C

12. The Moog

13. Tonedepear

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15. gm

16. J-T

17. Jazoli

18. hpi_matrix

19. Jazoli

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21. DrJ

22. chatsharris

23. Loserone

24. The Moog

25. The Moog

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27. Cavcraft

28. barmatt

29. fatharris

30. Tickman

31. eddyramrod

32. 83C

33. Danterzza

34. DrJ

35. Sporty-shite

36. dave21478

37. dave21478

38. dave21478

39. dave21478

40. Nyphur

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42. 83C

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44. rainagain

45. robinmasters

46. RichardK

47. chatsharris

48. M'coli

49. For Fiats Sake

50. WilsonWilson

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52. The Moog

53. Craig the Princess

54. Tickman

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56. fatharris

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59. SamR380

#54 OFFLINE   fatharris

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 07:35 PM

In case anyone wants to get excited about this, it's the car I owned longer than any other car in my whole life, and the one I've spent most money on. Mucho pictures available here:

http://www.flickr.co...157633411356825

Also, the slightly torn bit of the wing was caused by me trying to lift it on to SOC's ramps by the wheel arch last year or the year before.

As the person who literally just got rid of it due to impending marriage in 3 weeks, i will literally get murdered to death if I happen to win it back. Fingers crossed tho cos I miss it and I think I left my good adjustable spanner under the seat...

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Your wife-to-be needs tea making remedial training - that brew is as pasty as a ginger birds arse!

Nice to see an illustrated history on here!

#55 OFFLINE   barmatt

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 07:42 PM

I'm likely to be offline after tonight until Sunday morning at the earliest, so just in case this is a go for Saturday could you send me the payment details please?

 

Cheers.



#56 OFFLINE   tonedepear

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 08:27 PM

Your wife-to-be needs tea making remedial training - that brew is as pasty as a ginger birds arse!

Nice to see an illustrated history on here!

They're milky motor trade coffees made by me!

Wife to be *is* Ginger but was in London when those drinks were made, iirc
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#57 OFFLINE   fatharris

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 08:54 PM

Fair one, +1 point for the man tabs though.
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#58 OFFLINE   ifc63

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 09:55 PM

Number 20 please .



#59 OFFLINE   RobT

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 10:16 PM

I'll have a random please.

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#60 OFFLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 10:58 PM

1. SamR380

2. chatsharris

3. J-T

4. messerschmitt owner (from phil_lihp)

5. Tayne

6. Robson3022

7. WilsonWilson

8. Barmatt

9. Robson3022

10. Robson3022

11. 83C

12. The Moog

13. Tonedepear

14.

15. gm

16. J-T

17. Jazoli

18. hpi_matrix

19. Jazoli

20. ifc63

21. DrJ

22. chatsharris

23. Loserone

24. The Moog

25. The Moog

26.

27. Cavcraft

28. barmatt

29. fatharris

30. Tickman

31. eddyramrod

32. 83C

33. Danterzza

34. DrJ

35. Sporty-shite

36. dave21478

37. dave21478

38. dave21478

39. dave21478

40. Nyphur

41.

42. 83C

43.

44. rainagain

45. robinmasters

46. RichardK

47. chatsharris

48. M'coli

49. For Fiats Sake

50. WilsonWilson

51.

52. The Moog

53. Craig the Princess

54. Tickman

55. RobT

56. fatharris

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59. SamR380





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