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Megabarg waftbarge eye turner brought. Now for sale. £6 tickets!1!

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#31 OFFLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 03 February 2019 - 05:18 PM

Three randoms if it has a ticket...


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Posted 03 February 2019 - 05:32 PM

Ok, I'll try a roffle.

If it passes an mot, £6 a ticket or £350 cash sale.

It will take me at least a week to get it booked in. Might take months to sell the tickets anyway!

Location is Kirriemuir and I can collect from Dundee if not during working hours.
I haven't seen the car for a while, last time it was covered in pigeon shit - not bad welding, the real stuff. I do remember the tyres aren't great.

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#33 OFFLINE   Cheezey

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Posted 03 February 2019 - 05:35 PM

I'd take two tickets please. Number 24 and a random please.

Can I just check that no one was transported home from your local famous ball in this? Could be grubby.
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Posted 03 February 2019 - 05:38 PM

Add a fourth random at that price :)


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Posted 03 February 2019 - 05:38 PM

I'd take two tickets please. Number 24 and a random please.
Can I just check that no one was transported home from your local famous ball in this? Could be grubby.


Couldn't fit the 4 and 20 virgins from Inverness in the omega.
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Posted 03 February 2019 - 09:44 PM

3 13 and 30 please!
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Posted 03 February 2019 - 09:49 PM

3 13 and 30 please!


Coming right up!
Would sir like salt and vinegar on those?
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Posted 03 February 2019 - 09:56 PM

My great great grandfather was James McLaren. He was a baker and invented the Forfar bridie.

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There are not one but two bridies for the lucky winner. A plain-een-an-an-ingin-een-ana.

Chances are the golden ticket holder will pass through Dundee. A short video on the lingo follows.

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Posted 03 February 2019 - 10:02 PM

Two randoms for me please. Local, so would be rude not to!


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Posted 03 February 2019 - 10:20 PM

AVAS.

so, one random please
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Posted 03 February 2019 - 10:22 PM

well, if there's baked goods on offer, it'd be rude not to :)

 

two mid table randys for me please


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Posted 03 February 2019 - 10:25 PM

TWO RANDOMS RIGHT NOW, PLEASE.

I have always fancied one of these fine beasts.
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Posted 03 February 2019 - 10:28 PM

Coming right up!
Would sir like salt and vinegar on those?


Salt and sauce down here haha! Love a bridie so fingers crossed :)
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Posted 03 February 2019 - 10:28 PM

The bridies are more appealing than the car, going by my previous posts in this very thread!

 

In that case I'll be going for a random.


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Posted 03 February 2019 - 10:43 PM

Bridies are good but will there be ginger cake?
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Posted 03 February 2019 - 10:47 PM

The famed Kirriemuir Gingerbread?

You'll have to wait and see..

You'll be wanting a figurine of Bon Scott next and a copy of Peter Pan.
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Posted 03 February 2019 - 10:57 PM

I got married in one of these

Don’t tell anyone


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#48 OFFLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 03 February 2019 - 11:05 PM

I got married in one of these

 

Where did the vicar sit?


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Posted 03 February 2019 - 11:47 PM

The famed Kirriemuir Gingerbread?
You'll have to wait and see..
You'll be wanting a figurine of Bon Scott next and a copy of Peter Pan.


Bugger! You've used up all of my other references.

I've only been to Kirriemuir once whilst en route to Brechin. It was a pleasant detour.
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Posted 03 February 2019 - 11:50 PM

Couldn't fit the 4 and 20 virgins from Inverness in the omega.

In Inverness?????

 

I have family up there.

 

Meanwhile, maybe I should put my name down for a random before it sells out!  I'm still not allowed to drive, but then the car isn't legal either yet so maybe it's fate.


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Posted 04 February 2019 - 05:03 AM

Every time I see this topic heading I read Waftbarge as Wartburg.

 

Funny thing is, I'm only marginally disappointed.

 

Oh Crap... Thats what I was just doing until I read this post. Wondering when the Omega was getting exchanged for a Wartburg! Must read properly 3/11


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Posted 04 February 2019 - 07:39 AM

A random my way please.


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Posted 04 February 2019 - 07:58 AM

I’ll have a random, ta!
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Posted 04 February 2019 - 08:15 AM

In Inverness?????
 
I have family up there.
 
Meanwhile, maybe I should put my name down for a random before it sells out!  I'm still not allowed to drive, but then the car isn't legal either yet so maybe it's fate.


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Posted 04 February 2019 - 08:29 AM

Yes, just the one please.  No idea how or when I'll be able to collect!


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Posted 04 February 2019 - 10:42 AM

Yeah, random me.
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Posted 04 February 2019 - 01:45 PM

two randomz please!
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Posted 04 February 2019 - 02:14 PM

I'll have a random, thanks.
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Posted 04 February 2019 - 08:12 PM

No47 please
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Posted 06 February 2019 - 08:18 PM

Casual bump


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