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#61 OFFLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 09 September 2016 - 09:53 PM

Another one please.

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#62 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 09 September 2016 - 10:03 PM

Will do chief... .and a bonus...
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Posted 09 September 2016 - 10:04 PM

I'll take a random please.



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Posted 09 September 2016 - 10:11 PM

Well I shall take a further ticket then. It would be mighty rude not to.


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Posted 10 September 2016 - 12:53 AM

Two randoms puleease, and are payment details in the thread? If not, can you pm em to me?



#66 ONLINE   Richard

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Posted 10 September 2016 - 06:08 AM

Normally payment details are sent out once all the tickets have sold.



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Posted 10 September 2016 - 06:49 AM

1 Sealtainn

2 - Deejay
3 -UltraWomble
4 - EddyRamrod
5 - Forfiatssake
6 - Cavcraft
7 - Cavcraft
8 - Momentary lapse of reason 
9-gadgetgricey
10 - UltraWomble
11 -anonymous tit 
12-anonymous tit 
13 - FOAD  (C/O Kiltox)
14 -Ultrawomble (Bonus)
15- Wilson Wilson
16 - EddyRamrod
17-Ultrawomble
18-- Deejay
19- Gadget Pricey (bonus) 
20 - Forfiatssake
21-Ranting yoof
22-Cavcraft (bonus)
23-Chodweaver
24-RantingYoof
25- Cavcraft
26-anonymous tit 
27-Chodweaver
28 - gadgetgricey
29-Ultrawomble
30-Wilson Wilson 
31-Shiterrider
32- Sealtainn
33-- Deejay
34-gadgetgricey
35 -UltraWomble
36-Momentary lapse of reason 
37 - Wilson Wilson (bonus ball) 
38-EddyRamrod
39-Ultrawomble
40-Gadgetpricey
41-Wilson Wilson
42 -Wilson Wilson
43-Shiterider
44 - Cavcraft
45-gadgetgricey
46-dean36014
47-Forfiatssake
48 -Ultrawomble
49 - Sealtainn
50-anonymous tit 
51-anonymous tit 
52-Shiterider
53-Forfiatssake
54 -Wilson Wilson
55 - UltraWomble
56 - Sealtainn
57 - Richard 
58 - Deejay
59- EddyRamrod


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Posted 10 September 2016 - 08:38 AM

All the tickets are taken ... 

 

If we can get most of the money in today, then it will be a go for tonight! 

 

Pms will be incoming

 

Remember the rules of Roffle club 

 

1) Tell all your friends about Roffle club

2) Dont mention the R word when paying 

3) Be nice to each other


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#69 OFFLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 10 September 2016 - 09:17 AM

Think Ive added up right. Virtual pund coins rattling up your internet pipe sir.
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Posted 10 September 2016 - 09:21 AM

Coined you right up, chief.


"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

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Posted 10 September 2016 - 09:23 AM

I can almost taste the pies.

Hopefully payment sent.

(I still don't believe this electronic cash transfer gubbins)



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Posted 10 September 2016 - 09:34 AM

I feel like Scrooge McDuck with all these virtual coins

Thanks chaps

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Posted 10 September 2016 - 09:38 AM

As a sob story sometimes helps on xfactor and Brittains Not Got Tallents, I would like to share my plans for post winning.

My boss has two kids and a mother and a husband. They all live in a two bedroomed house and scrape by. The eldest girl is now of driving age but they cant afford a car, lessons is the best they could do.
My boss has heard tales off my roffle adventures and said "if you see anything that might be good for the little un, could you let me know because Id like to buy a ticket" in a voice exactly like Charley fucking Bucket in the original Charley And The Chocolate Factory film.

So If I win, out of good old fashioned humanitarian selfish kindness, Im going to give a teenage girl one.

A car that is. This car that is.

Im sure it will look amazing covered in My Chemical Romance Stickers and eyeliner.

Just call me Shitty Wonka.
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#74 OFFLINE   dean36014

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Posted 10 September 2016 - 09:50 AM

All paid!


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Posted 10 September 2016 - 10:03 AM

Paiderifficated.


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Posted 10 September 2016 - 10:35 AM

As a sob story sometimes helps on xfactor and Brittains Not Got Tallents, I would like to share my plans for post winning.

My boss has two kids and a mother and a husband. They all live in a two bedroomed house and scrape by. The eldest girl is now of driving age but they cant afford a car, lessons is the best they could do.
My boss has heard tales off my roffle adventures and said "if you see anything that might be good for the little un, could you let me know because Id like to buy a ticket" in a voice exactly like Charley fucking Bucket in the original Charley And The Chocolate Factory film.

So If I win, out of good old fashioned humanitarian selfish kindness, Im going to give a teenage girl one.

A car that is. This car that is.

Im sure it will look amazing covered in My Chemical Romance Stickers and eyeliner.

Just call me Shitty Wonka.

 

Bollocks to that, if I win its getting sold and I'm going out on the piss off the proceeds.


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Posted 10 September 2016 - 10:40 AM

You've got my money now.


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Posted 10 September 2016 - 10:54 AM

I've sent an envelope via Bulgaria Post who amazingly are even crappier than Royal Mail which contains the money I had in my wallet - a few Euros, some Romanian funny money and 4 Leva. Oh and I think.a German receipt for a Burger King.

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Posted 10 September 2016 - 11:19 AM

Paid


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Posted 10 September 2016 - 12:57 PM

We are missing 4 people to pay but as her madge puts it

 

"I do declare this Pie Roffle on .... God bless all who munch on them "

 

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Posted 10 September 2016 - 02:37 PM

I'm not complaining, but how did I get a 'bonus' numer (22) please?


"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

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Posted 10 September 2016 - 03:05 PM

I'll be paying in an hour or so when i get home from work.

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Posted 10 September 2016 - 07:27 PM

Just sent my coin
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Posted 10 September 2016 - 07:36 PM

Only just checked in and paid up Soz for lateness (spent most of day watching proper top gear on netflix where they don't bleep the swearing and dozing in chair like a grandad).



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Posted 10 September 2016 - 08:55 PM

No.2 Djay?
"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

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Posted 10 September 2016 - 09:01 PM

Last night a DeeJay saved my drive...


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Posted 10 September 2016 - 09:02 PM

WooHoo :-)


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Posted 10 September 2016 - 09:43 PM

Congratulations DeeJay!
Stock up on sandpaper and black paint!

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Posted 11 September 2016 - 12:52 AM

Congrats Deejay :-)

Sorry didn't reply earlier, just popped to Edinburgh and back.
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Posted 11 September 2016 - 07:25 AM

I'll pm you later Moog to sort pick up details.


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