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#31 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 04 September 2016 - 04:20 PM

Update - Windows fixerated.  I took the door apart but there was nothing wrong with the mechanism. It just needed a good slavering in silicon spray to get them greasier than a strippers pecs and they are good to go. 

 

I looked at fitting the wing, but CBA.  Looked at removing the bumper cover to paint it. It looks a fairly easy job to do, but honest would be better painting it on the car. 

 

 

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#32 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 04 September 2016 - 04:25 PM

If I win it, those bumpers are getting sprayed black with Poundland aerosols.


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#33 OFFLINE   DeeJay

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Posted 04 September 2016 - 04:43 PM

4 randoms for me please.

(I've got to win a raffle one day  :-D)



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Posted 04 September 2016 - 04:45 PM

Pretty certain they were black originally and someone body coloured them without using a plastic primer first. Was a great car, loads of history and mechanically spot on.Go on I'll have 46 please though I'll probably donate it if i win it!


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#35 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 04 September 2016 - 09:11 PM

Funky feature, passenger seat not only tilts but also moves forward to allow access to the rear.

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#36 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 05 September 2016 - 11:50 AM

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Posted 05 September 2016 - 12:09 PM

One more for monday plz.

#38 OFFLINE   shumarialto

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Posted 05 September 2016 - 04:14 PM

If I win it, those bumpers are getting sprayed black with Poundland aerosols.

That poundland paint is spot on. I painted wheels, wipers, black trim on the 75 with it. Matt black is the best one, dries to a good finish. The satin and gloss are poor.



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Posted 05 September 2016 - 07:41 PM

Your command is my wish ... 

 

And the rest of you stop it! I am now looking at how to paint the bumpers black, which I promised myself I wasnt going to do. 

 

 

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Posted 05 September 2016 - 09:16 PM

You've put me down for the wrong number Moog I'm afraid. Asked for number 46. Though if 46 comes out I might be regretting that decision! To be clear if I win it will get donated to someone else in exchange for a tenner to the forum funds.

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Posted 06 September 2016 - 12:12 PM

Keep debating whether to have another 4 randoms - I mean its only £30 in total isnt it? Would make a nice surprise for the lad who is a bit pissed off his "cool" dad is selling the Grom and buying a shit battered CB250 instead.

Go on then Mr Moog - lets fill this board up. Another four of your luckiest numbers please.

 

I'll regret it when Eddie Ramrod wins again though... Might go and lick a lucky black cat or something.


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Posted 06 September 2016 - 12:21 PM

If I do win, you can be first in the queue for when I get bored.  I give it two weeks...


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Posted 06 September 2016 - 12:51 PM

All updated... 


We are over halfway!  Remember includes Pies... 

 

 

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Posted 06 September 2016 - 01:14 PM

If I win I might keep the pies! Just not the car :-D


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Posted 06 September 2016 - 01:15 PM

Sod it, give me another three randoms (so 4 in total)

 

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Posted 06 September 2016 - 01:31 PM

All added mr Pricey

 

 

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Posted 06 September 2016 - 05:44 PM

If I win I might keep the pies! Just not the car :-D

There are pies?

No one told me about the pies... Butter pies?


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Posted 06 September 2016 - 08:20 PM

Butter pies can be included. Homebrew or some bottles of pop can also be added to the mix

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Posted 06 September 2016 - 09:04 PM

What happened to the home brew on offer or didn't it last the weekend?   :food-smiley-015:



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Posted 07 September 2016 - 09:31 AM

Offer as it stands 4 bottles of homebrew or 3 bottles of pop, 2 Hollands Pies and a slight red Suzuki Swift 


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Posted 07 September 2016 - 10:11 AM

 and a slight red Suzuki Swift 

 

with black bumpers??


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75 CDT Auto Tourer

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ZT-T Diesel Manual

LPG 4.0 Jeep Grand Cherokee WJ

Saab 9-3 Convertible 

Focus 1.6 Auto

 


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Posted 07 September 2016 - 12:03 PM

And deny you the pleasure of painting them ? ...

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Posted 08 September 2016 - 12:33 AM

If I win I'm going to Bacofoil the buggers for an authentic chrome look.


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Posted 08 September 2016 - 08:50 PM

I am not going to stand in the way of your dreams....

How many tickets would you like?

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Posted 08 September 2016 - 09:02 PM

And deny you the pleasure of painting them ? ...


Looks like the car needs a shave....

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'02 Saab 9-5 Aero (mega mega miles),

99 Xantia Hdi Exclusive Estate,

LPG Rover of doom 214sli,

Rover 214 Sei

75 CDT Auto Tourer

75 CDT Auto Saloon

ZT-T Diesel Manual

LPG 4.0 Jeep Grand Cherokee WJ

Saab 9-3 Convertible 

Focus 1.6 Auto

 


#56 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 09 September 2016 - 08:26 PM

Right, need the space

So

Either

a) give me 59*£3 in my hand
B) all roffle tickets £3

A car for a pint of beer.... Amazeballs


Plus buy tickets now and get free booze/pop and pies

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Posted 09 September 2016 - 08:31 PM

Four randoms plz.

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Posted 09 September 2016 - 08:37 PM

sod it give us number 40 as well

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99 Xantia Hdi Exclusive Estate,

LPG Rover of doom 214sli,

Rover 214 Sei

75 CDT Auto Tourer

75 CDT Auto Saloon

ZT-T Diesel Manual

LPG 4.0 Jeep Grand Cherokee WJ

Saab 9-3 Convertible 

Focus 1.6 Auto

 


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Posted 09 September 2016 - 09:36 PM

8 & 36 please



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Posted 09 September 2016 - 09:39 PM

Will do numbers when on a computer...

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