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Someone is getting a Car for a pint - TONIGHT!

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#1 ONLINE   The Moog

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 06:16 PM

Time for the swift to move on. Absolute hoot to drive (given me my first speeding ticket in 6 years).

It is pretty much a new car, with hardly any miles on it. 1.0 is pretty quick off the line although 80mph can get noisy!

Cheap insurance, 40 mpg make it a good runabout.

No abs or power steering to get in the way of a focused driving experience.

The good

X reg swift 1.0
Mot till June
39k from new
Manual
Go faster red (so quick some of the paint has been torn off)
Electric Windows
Brand new battery
New front discs and pads (less than 2 miles on them)
Decent tyres - Rainsports (3 are pretty new)
Sony stereo
2 keys
Handbook and invoices

The Challenges

1 of the tyres popped of the rim. I swapped on the spare but it will need reseating before going back on the car
Front and rear bumpers have lost some of their paint
Windows occasionally pop off the runners (will try to fix if it stops raining)
Front wings have got scrapes. Spare pass included in sale.

Aside from the bumpers it is such a straight car, barely worn in.

Located in Accrington although if someone down south wanted it this week i may be able to deliver.

£300 - shiters payment scheme available

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#2 ONLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 06:34 PM

Will it roffle?

Quite interested but don't have £300 worth of a need for it
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Posted 28 August 2016 - 06:43 PM

How much BHP are these? And how heavy?



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Posted 28 August 2016 - 06:43 PM

You got a speeding ticket in one of these? Good going. Also no shit 80mph is noisy, you're doing 4k RPM at that point. Out of curiosity, how many miles did you do before filling the tank (if you filled right up each time)?
 

How much BHP are these? And how heavy?

 
52bhp at 5700rpm & 76 Nm at 3300rpm, 0-60 is apparently 16 second and the top speed supposedly 90mph, but I don't really believe that. In this spec probably around 800kg. Handbook says 745kg to 935kg for the 3 door hatch.


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Posted 28 August 2016 - 06:52 PM

Gets the 'tooSavvy KarpetKrush' Seal of Approval......

 

Absolutely NO SLOWING DOWN..... Anyone hooned an 850 Mini? will be UpTo[some]Speed with these 8)

 

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Get it borrt

 

 

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 07:04 PM

Always up for a Roffle if there is interest.

Mpg was slightly worse than 1.3 due to gearing, was getting 40 mpg round town but tank is tiny!

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 07:05 PM

Actually looks like I've won* the roffle Colt so might not be able to have tickets for this one
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Posted 29 August 2016 - 01:41 AM

I think performance figures are irrelevant with this. The 3 cylinder awesomeness purring away like a cat with mumps makes you feel like you're screaming around at the ragged edge even when you're just pottering through B+Q carpark.
I've driven it all of 20yards and can confirm that the interior is absolutely mint. It really does feel like a new car. I can also confirm that it is (mostly) red.
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Posted 29 August 2016 - 08:02 AM

Did someone say Roffle?  I'm in!  The last time I won a car from Moog Roffles Ltd it did daily duty for me all through the winter, including the Cadillac collection.  I can therefore vouch for the quality of the goods supplied.


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Posted 29 August 2016 - 08:25 AM

More than happy to Roffle. Is there any interest at £4 a ticket - 4 for £15
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Posted 29 August 2016 - 08:52 AM

At that price, I'll take 4, 16, 38 and 59 please!


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Posted 29 August 2016 - 09:42 AM

The power to weight is the similar to a proper old style Panda!



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Posted 29 August 2016 - 09:46 AM

Surely this'd be ideal for Bub? I'll have some roffle tickets if it goes that way though.


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Posted 29 August 2016 - 11:10 AM

Can someone do the Roffle numbers?

I am on my phone so can't do them here.

I offered it to Bub a while back but I think it is too small for his needs b

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Posted 29 August 2016 - 11:11 AM

How urgency would collection have to be undertaken? Is there premise for personage collexsionz from Manchester station for someone who has to travel?


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Posted 29 August 2016 - 11:14 AM

If it sells then happy to hold on to it for a while.

Preston would be best I could do train collection wise. I may even be able to drive it to Edinburgh/Kinross if that helped someone (they would have to insure it though)

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Posted 29 August 2016 - 11:38 AM

I would therefore purchase a singular ticket of LOSING, given the above post, which quite clearly guarantees me a fully serviced impeccable motor vehicle with twelvety-seven stamps in the service book and a chauffeur-driven taxi service from the nearest tubular-bus station.

 

Many thankolas.


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Posted 29 August 2016 - 12:11 PM

I'm sorted vehicle wise !
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Posted 29 August 2016 - 12:23 PM

I might buy some roffle tickets.

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Posted 30 August 2016 - 01:42 PM

I will start a Roffle numbers. I am happy either way.

 

£4 a ticket or 4 for £15

 

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Posted 30 August 2016 - 02:19 PM

6, 7. 25 and 44, please.

*Edit: I can't add to list myself as on my phone soz.
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Posted 30 August 2016 - 06:25 PM

No. 28 please

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Posted 30 August 2016 - 06:47 PM

I don't need it, I'm not in the country and I've been banned from more roffles........put me down for a random quartet my good man :-D

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Posted 30 August 2016 - 09:02 PM

All updated

 

I will include a magical mystery selection of homebrew for the lucky lucky winner!  For non drinky people, pies can be offered as a replacement ... 

 

 

 

 

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Posted 30 August 2016 - 09:13 PM

Pies?  now your talking!

 

I'll take 4 non sequential random numbers please.

 

Ta very muchly.


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Posted 31 August 2016 - 07:47 AM

Not just pies ... a selection of pies

 

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Posted 02 September 2016 - 07:10 PM

Anyone else? Too much? Too red? Too boring?

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Posted 02 September 2016 - 08:18 PM

Three please. You can never have enough Suzukis.

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Posted 02 September 2016 - 08:30 PM

One random for FOAD please in light of the Pride roffle being called off
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Posted 02 September 2016 - 08:49 PM

Can I have four Randoms please Mr Moog.

 

I can help with pick up from say Preston if anyone is coming this way and take them down the M65


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