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#31 OFFLINE   Cheezey

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Posted 14 September 2016 - 05:31 PM

Number 24 please

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#32 OFFLINE   RobT

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 07:28 AM

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#33 OFFLINE   RobT

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 07:36 AM

Almost a third of tickets gone in the first day, not bad going.

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You can also win the prize, roll up!
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#34 OFFLINE   carlo

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 04:45 PM

No ticket for Junkman yet?



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Posted 15 September 2016 - 04:49 PM

Crikey

 

Pez, auto, cruise, air

Will fit onto my classic policy for 50 notes

 

it's blue too

 

 

DEUX billets s'il vous plaît !

 

Merci.

 


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Posted 15 September 2016 - 05:28 PM

No ticket for Junkman yet?

 

I beg your pardon?


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1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
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#37 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 05:28 PM

Come on guys, you too can drive during the next septic napalm attack!

 


1970 Rover P6 V8..........................................................blue in colour
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1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


#38 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 05:30 PM

Alternatively you can even do things I have no clue what they are about.

 


1970 Rover P6 V8..........................................................blue in colour
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1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


#39 OFFLINE   RobT

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 05:35 PM

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#40 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 05:37 PM

Hey, you can even drive it along a road while a boy plays with his toy Toyota at home.

 


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1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
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1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
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Posted 15 September 2016 - 05:39 PM

Alternatively you can even do things I have no clue what they are about.
 
https://www.youtube....h?v=SJAM0Y6vmFU


That is all a bit random innit.
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Posted 15 September 2016 - 05:40 PM

The car even comes with a history:

 


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1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


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Posted 15 September 2016 - 05:42 PM

I've woken him up.


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Posted 15 September 2016 - 06:27 PM

Hit me up with a random please, When you're in trouble with the missus about spending lots on a new car and you enter 3 raffles in a week.


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Posted 15 September 2016 - 08:13 PM

Go on then, I'll have a random please. Be rude not to.
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Posted 15 September 2016 - 09:25 PM

A random please
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Posted 15 September 2016 - 09:31 PM

No. 42 please! 


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Posted 15 September 2016 - 09:51 PM

Two randoms please!

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 10:13 PM

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Posted 16 September 2016 - 12:44 PM

For just 7 quid, you too can buy in to the celebrity lifestyle.

 

'Famous' 405 owners #1.  Ronnie Pickering's brother....

 

angry-driver-4.jpg

 

http://www.henleysta...ws.php?id=41277

 

 


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Posted 16 September 2016 - 01:06 PM

Erm, that's it.  I can't find any others, so just make do with anonymity instead!


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Posted 16 September 2016 - 01:09 PM

You forgot the two most famous 405 owners of EVAH!

 

I speak, of course, of Junkman and Carlo of this very parish.


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Posted 16 September 2016 - 02:39 PM

You, too, can drive like Ari Vatanen with one of these.

 

 

Well, almost. Maybe.


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1971 Mercedes 280SE............................................................fucked
1979 Mobylette AV89............................................................running

1985 Ford Granada 2.8 Ghia X......................................The Beast Estate
1991 Jaguar 4.0 Sovereign.........................with fresh MoT and fucked wings
1997 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive Estate...................................almost mint


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Posted 16 September 2016 - 05:44 PM

It seems Junkman really wants me to a have a car.

edit: £1700 insurance, that's as much as a 205 auto/manual Polo/Golf mk3 1.4 etc. Seems this is the closest thing out there to a system beater...


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Posted 16 September 2016 - 10:44 PM

Have a free bump. This is a smart looking car and proper 90's sales executive or posh giffer spec.
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Posted 16 September 2016 - 10:47 PM

I was just about to buy a ticket, and then I saw the vid...

I thought these elderly French motors were for the waft, I'm out, looks far too frantic for me

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Posted 16 September 2016 - 11:24 PM

Compared to the beige Jag they are well and truly out wafted, that's for sure. Can I suggest buying Junkman a ticket instead? I'm sure he'd appreciate that after his XM disappointment.
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Posted 16 September 2016 - 11:26 PM

Gissa random please


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Posted 16 September 2016 - 11:56 PM

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Posted 17 September 2016 - 04:21 AM

I've woken him up.

 

You ain't kidding.


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