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#31 OFFLINE   holbeck

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Posted 14 August 2016 - 12:46 PM

Who is mongaging this roffle? Just stick me down for three randoms, not for me you understand, I shall work out who the victims are later. (I could be really mean and buy the tickets for Dollywobbler, has anyone won their own raffle yet?)

 

Tis I, I'll put them in your name until you allocate your victims, sorry recipients.

 

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#32 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 14 August 2016 - 05:08 PM

No 19 for me pls.


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#33 OFFLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 14 August 2016 - 06:30 PM

Put me down for one pls
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#34 ONLINE   Ghosty

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Posted 14 August 2016 - 06:41 PM

I feel like this roffle may interest Cleon-Fonte.


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#35 OFFLINE   holbeck

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Posted 14 August 2016 - 06:41 PM

​There you go.

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#36 OFFLINE   Dave_Q

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Posted 14 August 2016 - 06:49 PM

I don't want any tickets, but would suggest putting Roffle in the thread title might draw in the punters.

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#37 OFFLINE   holbeck

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Posted 14 August 2016 - 06:58 PM

I don't want any tickets, but would suggest putting Roffle in the thread title might draw in the punters.

 

That's a good shout Dave, but only DW himself or the mod's could do it.



#38 OFFLINE   dollywobbler

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Posted 14 August 2016 - 08:40 PM

Done. Took this for a drive today. It's quite jolly in its own, not-really-fussed-about-being-a-sports-car sort of a way! Relaxing too. Once you're moving, there's top gear, or there's top gear.


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#39 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 14 August 2016 - 08:43 PM

You live in the arse end of Wales ffs - there must be space somewhere.  Just pretend it's a Frontera and dump it halfway up a mountain.

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Posted 14 August 2016 - 08:44 PM

Once you're moving, there's top gear, or there's top gear.

 

Or you could scream about everywhere in second.

 

Ah.....


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Posted 14 August 2016 - 08:52 PM

Two please
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Posted 14 August 2016 - 08:55 PM

Go on then, 42 please. That's number 42, not 42 tickets. No.

I like this car but for space reasons would probably have to donate it to another deserving/keen punter, who I'm sure will emerge.

I can see Bucketeer in this. Delivery could be interesting.
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#43 OFFLINE   holbeck

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Posted 14 August 2016 - 09:00 PM

Done.

 

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Posted 15 August 2016 - 06:21 AM

39 please.

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Posted 15 August 2016 - 07:30 AM

Oh go on then. 32 and 57 please.


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Posted 15 August 2016 - 08:55 AM

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Posted 15 August 2016 - 01:12 PM

4 and 16 please.  I think this is the third Roffle I've entered for this very car?  Must be my turn soon!


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#48 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 15 August 2016 - 01:15 PM

I'm tempted but am scared in case I win. 

 

Nowhere to put it, no money to do owt with it and no way of getting to it.


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Posted 15 August 2016 - 01:16 PM

Lord Sterling is always available for delivery!


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Posted 15 August 2016 - 01:23 PM

You are not helping me here :)


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Posted 15 August 2016 - 01:24 PM

I'm not helping my own case either, re the blue Astra in AndyClayton's thread...


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Posted 15 August 2016 - 01:54 PM

Hell I'll deliver it. Just because I can
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#53 OFFLINE   holbeck

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Posted 15 August 2016 - 01:59 PM

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Posted 15 August 2016 - 02:29 PM

My standards are low but I thought the later shape (1991 on?) Colt 1.3 3 speed auto I drove in Cyprus was fine, I even took it to the mountains.
Still DO NOT WANT.
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Posted 15 August 2016 - 02:34 PM

That answers that question - If I win, I'm going to gift it to Lacquer Peel.


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Posted 15 August 2016 - 02:38 PM

Aye, it is fine. Remember, I did 500 miles in it in the first weekend of ownership. No problems, no stress and the only real complaint is that the seats aren't that comfortable if you're doing that sort of mileage. 

 

I'm certainly willing to assist with collection capers, as I accept that I'm in the arse end of nowhere.


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Posted 15 August 2016 - 02:46 PM

That answers that question - If I win, I'm going to gift it to Lacquer Peel.

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Posted 15 August 2016 - 03:31 PM

I will take number 21 please.


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Posted 15 August 2016 - 03:32 PM

I'd better just say a very large thanks to Holbeck for running this one. Will be quite difficult to do myself once I'm on the road. THANKS!


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Posted 15 August 2016 - 03:37 PM

If I win Im giving it to Skizzer. And therefor Lack Apeal.
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