Jim Bell Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Behold! 1996 Peugeot 106 1.5 Diesel. 167,000 miles. Half an MOT remaining. It's shit. Parcel shelf and drivers seat frayed, worn, split. Rear beam on its last legs, or fine, depending on your outlook on life. Used to cut out very occasionally and restart after being primed. Inline filter has this far fixed this issue. It's got dents. Centre dash vent adjusters smashed. Fucking look at it. Good points:Half a tank of diesel. Will get you to southern Portugal. Decent cd player. Actually drives OK. Clutch is light, brakes are fine. I ran this back from johnks about 50 odd miles on the A19 and I didn't die. Used it to commute for a fortnight and didn't die. Got to be worth a quid? cort16, JohnK and nacho man 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 9, 2016 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 1.ultrawomble 2.garbaldy3.cort164.ultrawomble 5.lackappeal6.nyphur7.ultrawomble 8.holbeck 9.lackappeal 10.Sealtainn 11.garbaldy12.ultrawomble 13.cort1614.ultrawomble 15.nyphur16.83C17.lackappeal 18.ultrawomble19.Foad20.ultrawomble 21.NorfolkNWeigh 22.mcoli 23.ultrawomble 24.ultrawomble 25.stephen0126.Ruffgeezer27.ultrawomble 28.Foad 29.ultrawomble 30.NorfolkNWeigh 31.nyphur32.johnk33.garbaldy34.ultrawomble 35.johnk36.johnk37.johnk38.lackappeal 39.Sealtainn 40.ultrawomble 41.mcoli 42.garbaldy43.ultrawomble 44.ultrawomble 45.JohnK46.johnk47.stephen0148.lackappeal 49.garbaldy50.JohnK51.ultrawomble 52.mcoli53.ultrawomble 54.ultrawomble 55.lackappeal 56.ultrawomble 57.ultrawomble 58.garbaldy59.ultrawomble KruJoe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 9, 2016 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 If anyone else contributed to the last roffle in my name, please speak up and get some free shots (shits) at fame and happiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Go on give me 10 random Unlucky Dips will you Mr Shitpeaz.This would be fun for my lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castros_bro Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Will get you to southern Portugal. if this is true I may put in an offer after a "discussion" with my line manager later today. Here is one I made earlier. nacho man and Jim Bell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 F.LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 9, 2016 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 Go on give me 10 random Unlucky Dips will you Mr Shitpeaz.This would be fun for my lad. Deal and no it wouldn't. CGSB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Actually, fuckit - make it 20 random unlucky dips. I sold some tent pegs on ebay & are feeling flush. You dont realise how much my lad pisses me off at times, yes, yes it would serve him right to own this. cort16, holbeck, andy18s and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 9, 2016 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 I think I've thrown an extra one on to REALLY serve him right. UltraWomble and andrew e 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyBastard Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 1 number please. Sent from my 5022X using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 9, 2016 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 For the record, this pile is also four sail on a gumtree for $150. There have been much interested retards. Rusty_Rocket, Conrad D. Conelrad, Dave_Q and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbaldy Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I saw the thread title and was gonna offer you 87 pence and collect tonight.I then I realised I've already bought three motors this month so I best not, I will take five please. 5,11,37,41,55 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 9, 2016 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 There have been two solid offerst of 80 so some luckyshitters could potentially reap eighty hundred percent of Profit?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 9, 2016 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 I saw the thread title and was gonna offer you 87 pence and collect tonight.I then I realised I've already bought three motors this month so I best not, I will take five ease. 5,11,37,41,55Ah you fucker. You edited that with specific numbers while I was putting the random numbers in. If you want to edit it, copy and paste and do it yourself. The customer experience is paramount. Thank you for your loyalty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 For the record, this pile is also four sail on a gumtree for $150.There have been much interested retards. FYI those emails that say "A potential buyer" and just "80" are a result of Gumtree's badly coded website - if you enter something in the "make an offer" field it sends those awful emails It's not like people on Facebook groups etc that literally just comment "80" Rusty_Rocket and Jim Bell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 9, 2016 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 Is it slow r is it OK tho nacho man, Kiltox and Dave_Q 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacquer Peel Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Five randoms please. Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 ar it slaw tho? mot? eny prblms wt it m9? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 9, 2016 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 My reply to : is it slow r is it OK was : yes. Are you a pirate? Kiltox, UltraWomble and robinmasters 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbaldy Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Ah you fucker. You edited that with specific numbers while I was putting the random numbers in. If you want to edit it, copy and paste and do it yourself. The customer experience is paramount. Thank you for your loyalty.NNah my hands where typing before my head was telling them not to,I have just worked out how to use a laptop so give me time as on the phone and Dinny ken how to cut and paste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M'coli Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Any tickets left? I'll have 3 if there's that many. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 9, 2016 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 Any tickets left? I'll have 3 if there's that many.There's loads left for some reason. You sir have been inserted appropriately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephen01 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I'll take a couple, any random two will do Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnK Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 If, by chance, I'm lucky* enough to win this back, I will smash it to shreds with a sledgehammer right outside WW house. andrew e, nacho man and skattrd 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 9, 2016 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 If, by chance, I'm lucky* enough to win this back, I will smash it to shreds with a sledgehammer right outside WW house.Don't blame me. Blame the bloke I got it off. Dave_Q 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holbeck Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I'll take 2, 8 in my name and 16 for Mr. 83C Jim Bell and 83C 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruffgeezer Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Stick me down for 19 if it's still available or a random one if not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 9, 2016 Author Share Posted June 9, 2016 Stick me down for 19 if it's still available or a random one if not.19 is long gone so I have awarded a random. Current list is in the second post of the thread if anyone wants a look. Not many left so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say we are probably GO for Saturday. Will send some PMS this evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Ooooh - only five left.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnK Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I will take the last 5. I've got the sledgehammer ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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