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#61 OFFLINE   barefoot

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Posted 21 December 2016 - 01:39 PM

And then in a change to the advertised programme, I had to pop in and visit my petrol head uncle over the festive period. 

He claims to be an enthusiast but has a manual Merc SLK and a Skoda Octavia Turbo nutter bastard. Anyhoo, we made all the right noises over each others cars and then as I was driving off, he flagged me down to tell me of a horrible grating noise from the n/s/r wheel. It didn't do it again & was silent all the way home...

Tuesday I was to take my accountant out for xmas drink/lunch. I got myself dressed smartly, blazer, cravat, panama - you know the sort of thing us proper Jaaaag drivers wear and the car made the most dreadful scraping noise from the n/s/r. Dressed as I was, I had no choice but to go in scruffy the scarecrow. Today, dressed more casually I took the wheel off - absolutely nothing apparently wrong.

I am suspecting a trapped & flung out pebble/stone?

Anything else I should think about? 


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Posted 21 December 2016 - 06:01 PM

Rear wheel bearings do that on Jaguars when they are breaking up and then chewing the soft alloy casing. But that's on the older cars with inboard discs, so...



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Posted 21 December 2016 - 07:20 PM

Rear wheel bearings do that on Jaguars when they are breaking up and then chewing the soft alloy casing. But that's on the older cars with inboard discs, so...


It's been silent today and there's no apparent vibration or deep growling from that corner.

Surely it'll vibrate horribly before it falls off?

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Posted 21 December 2016 - 09:00 PM

If the brakes not binding I'd suggest a wheel bearing.
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Posted 21 December 2016 - 09:04 PM

It's been silent today and there's no apparent vibration or deep growling from that corner.

Surely it'll vibrate horribly before it falls off?

 

I had that in a pub carpark once, thought I'd run over a can so got out to look.... nothing. A couple of days later, the back wheel DID fall off!  The bearing had chewed through the soft alloy casing until the hub came through. strangely, not that big a mess but the wheel did make a bid for freedom.



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Posted 21 December 2016 - 09:34 PM

Bearings are a pain to check on Jags. There is a massively tight hub nut to crack off before it'll make any noise jacked up. At least that's what I found on my XJ40. Then I took it to a garage to change as it needs an elevently billion PSI press to get it in/out.



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Posted 21 December 2016 - 10:50 PM

Mmmmm.

Having sat and worried a bit, I've also thought that it may be the handbrake shoes breaking up, becoming dislodged, whatever... The previously dismal handbrake seems to have tightened itself up a bit.
Perhaps I'll drive around it and not use the handbrake, relying on the parking pawl over the next couple of weeks and see what occurs.
Thanks all, for your input.

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Posted 29 January 2017 - 11:13 PM

Bloody Hell, not only an FTP, but an actual breakdown.

I was supposed to be attending Camper Mart in Telford to write some stuff.
Queues were mental to get in, and after a while, a gentle puff of steam burst from under the bonnet, together with the message, 'engine coolant low', I turned around and headed out of the queue loking for some water and to get some air through the radiator. The temperature guage never moved at all and within a few short minutes I was parked in a layby with a cafe.
Any normal person on this forum would post pics of the car, layby, cafe and full English, but me, I just called Auto aid and was recovered home.
A bit of a wasted day, but it appears that the top hose has simply popped out of the block. A new hose and clip will be sorted in the next few days...

Bumhats.

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Posted 30 January 2017 - 08:21 AM

Bloody Hell, not only an FTP, but an actual breakdown.

I was supposed to be attending Camper Mart in Telford to write some stuff.
Queues were mental to get in, and after a while, a gentle puff of steam burst from under the bonnet, together with the message, 'engine coolant low', I turned around and headed out of the queue loking for some water and to get some air through the radiator. The temperature guage never moved at all and within a few short minutes I was parked in a layby with a cafe.
Any normal person on this forum would post pics of the car, layby, cafe and full English, but me, I just called Auto aid and was recovered home.
A bit of a wasted day, but it appears that the top hose has simply popped out of the block. A new hose and clip will be sorted in the next few days...

Bumhats.

Never great having a FTP but it's always nice when it's something simple like a hose clip.

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Posted 30 January 2017 - 12:46 PM

Further to my failure and apology above, whilst sat in 'Jenii's Snack Bar' alongside the old A5 for much of Sunday morning,

I did hear a couple of tales, one of which I will share with you now.

 

Apparently, a few months ago, Jenii (twenty something) asked or told one of her customers that he couldn't smoke whilst using the toilet. 

This is a plastic Porta-bog thing around the back, by the gas bottles, but apparently he did. "I caught him smoking in my toilet".

I was forced to her imagine her following him out and sniffing around the bog door.

"So I locked him in - for four hours!"

Not surprisingly, chap was unimpressed when she removed the padlock and he apparently burst out of the bog

with such force, that the door smacked her full in the face. "I had a black eye for weeks".

 

I can honestly say that I didn't know quite how to respond.


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Posted 30 January 2017 - 12:49 PM

When you said that I thought the plastic thermostat housing had bust. I bought a new metal one for it but never put it on. It's now rolling around in the boot of my current Jag not getting put on it either.


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Posted 30 January 2017 - 01:55 PM

...rolling around in the boot of my current Jag...

 

 

The only things in the boot of mine are picnic table/chairs/wicker basket.


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Posted 30 January 2017 - 04:47 PM

The only things in the boot of mine are picnic table/chairs/wicker basket.


All things that will come in handy when the plastic housing explodes.

TBH its probably more helpful than me having a metal housing in the boot too as I dont carry any tools to fit it when mine does finally pop.
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Posted 30 January 2017 - 05:05 PM

I didn't know there was something else under the bonnet waiting to explode!

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Posted 30 January 2017 - 10:06 PM

I didn't know there was something else under the bonnet waiting to explode!


Its one of those things everybody says will fail but its managed nearly 20yrs already so its doing aalright
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Posted 31 January 2017 - 08:04 PM

Exactly the same thing has happened to mine. I bought the an aloooominum housing to replace the erstwhile plastic one, and a new thermostat to chuck in while I was at it. About £50 all in from SNG Barrett, so nothing to worry about really.

 

I'd like to offer guidance in how to fix it, but I've not got round to actually installing it due a serious attack of Lazybastardistus/itstoofuckingcold.


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Posted 01 February 2017 - 03:37 PM

Quick update - car has been back-filled and pressure tested.

It has suffered no ill effects.

 

Unlike me,

Turns out the fair wife saw the car potter past the window on the back of a truck before she saw me and she continues to take the piss.

 

She'll be laughing on the other side of her face if my number comes up tonight and I win that bleedin' Vel Satis!


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Posted 16 March 2017 - 02:43 PM

There is nothing particularly exciting to report. Collapsing handbrake shoes turned out to be the cause of the noise from the rear hub and the number plate has begun to delaminate but otherwise the car continues to waft effortlessly...

 

I need a bit of help with the numberplate tho', the delamination is going to be an MOT failure in a month or two, Sainsburys car park shows random numbers on the screen as I drive in. It's obviously the wrong font & there's a tiny rectangular one on the back. If I am to get a nice dealer plate from the  folk at DMB graphics, I'm going to have to supply some info.

I'm assuming that being a Reading registered motor , it was supplied by 'Lancaster' Jag dealer, but I don't seem able to find a decent example of what their logo looked like back in 1999.

 

This is the best I can do...

 

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Not really a deal of use to run along the bottom of a plate - can anyone please help?


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Posted 16 March 2017 - 03:45 PM

Harking back to the opening post, that's quite a trouser you have going on there, BF.

 

 

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Posted 16 March 2017 - 03:53 PM

They are my 'essential beach trousers', I'll have you know I cut a dashing figure in linen.


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Posted 16 March 2017 - 03:58 PM

Allows for a certain airflow around the manplaces, which may be handy if locked inside a sweaty Jag.


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Posted 16 March 2017 - 04:15 PM

Lancaster had a few Jaguar dealerships and I remember seeing a number of their cars around. I remember them as having the Lancaster logo in the same font as the one in your picture - but just the word  "Lancaster" - without the Jardine Motors Group trading as bit. IIRC some cars had the branch on them as well - and some didn't.

 

Here is the 'plate with the Lancaster name and also the individual branch from 1994 - it is earlier than your car, but I imagine they will have still been using them when your car was made. Jaguar's rebranding came a fair bit later IIRC. The version which lacked the individual branch address had the logo used on the rear window sticker of this XJ40.

 

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I remember the logo as being in the same green used by a lot of Jaguar dealers at the time, as used on my car below - but it looks to be in black on this car, so I may have misremembered it. Note the Austin-Rover/Jaguar/Unipart font used.

 

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Posted 16 March 2017 - 05:46 PM

Superb, many thanks.
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 12:50 PM

I've not actually got around to ordering any number-plates yet, but this morning I took it to KWIK-FIT whose skilful operatives attempted to re-gas the air conditioning.

Not unexpectedly this didn't work and I wasn't charged. However, much to my disappointment, but not surprise, skilled receptionist/customer interface operative just shrugged at me when I asked him what was wrong and/or where it was leaking from.

I seek the advice of the collective, what do I do now?

Is there a known failure point for these motors?

And assuming a split pipe, buggered O ring or fucked pumpy thing is to blame, who do I take it to next?

The very excellent but rather inconveniently situated Jaguar specialist or the local garage who apparently deals with 'a lot of stuff like that' & gets an air-con specialist in?

 

As always, thanks in anticipation.


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:13 PM

 

I need a bit of help with the numberplate tho', the delamination is going to be an MOT failure in a month or two, Sainsburys car park shows random numbers on the screen as I drive in. 

 

 

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 08:13 PM

S'pose the easiest place to start is the fan. When you turn on the A/C does the fan kick in? I think I replaced the fans on that so there is a chance I've not connected something correctly.....

I am sure the air con worked after that though but might be imagining it as sold it before the following summer.
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Posted 21 April 2017 - 08:17 PM

Fan?
I have absolutely no idea how air con does anything.
It's booked in with a local air con specialist on Monday, they were very sceptical that kwik fit would have done anything at all, bar sit and watch it for an hour, given the age of the car!

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Posted 21 April 2017 - 08:56 PM

Just the normal radiator fans. Open the bonnet (probably with the engine running) when the engine is cold and switch on the air con. The two fans at the front should start spinning. If not, thats probably your problem.

However it could be several things, thats probably the easiest to check.
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Posted 24 April 2017 - 03:20 PM

OK, took it down to the local bloke with an air con machine.

He removed 148g of gas from the system, this is the system that KWIK FIT had just drained last Thursday.

Checked for vacuum, like KWIK FIT were unable to do last Thursday because of leaks.

Saw no sign of any leaks so re-filled with 695g of gas.

It works.

Charged me a few pence less than forty quid.

Anyone any idea of the best way to complain about KWIK FIT who appear to have simply parked it in their garage for an hour.


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Posted 23 May 2017 - 07:42 AM

In more exciting news, the Jaguar passed it's MOT yesterday needing just a balljoint and a tickle on the sill.

My chap with the spanners apparently had to do a huge amount of swearing and hire a specialist tool to compress the spring and get it back on!


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