Cavcraft Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 I'm going to try and finally excel all previous levels of grimness. Wish me luck... The Moog, outlaw118, andrew e and 21 others 24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael1703 Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Internal grimness? Zafira/meriva/scenic/Picasso would be my sort of guesses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantingYoof Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 1.4 Ford Fusion. LX. Wheel trims. Historically red, now pink. I have visions.... Vince70 and Supernaut 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Billy, I've seen some of your cars. The only thing that could possibly set you a new record grimness level is the Clelandcraft Samar.......... oh wait... you're off to Yorkshire at this hour???? Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheggers Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 *hides behind the sofa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 It'll be raining soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew e Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Renault Scenic RX4 with no forward gears. And the roof cut off by the fire brigade. Stanky, Lacquer Peel, Cavcraft and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Ford Ka that's been in a muck spreading accident. CGSB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Its like the concept of nothingness.... we can put boffins on the case, spend millions in research but cannot predict what it is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doobietoo Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 PT Cruiser with lots of extra chrome? the judge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Vauxhall. Any Vauxhall. Supernaut and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 A Ssangyong Rexton converted into a pickup, a stereo that is permanently tuned to Radio 1, and a glovebox full of MRSA. oldcars, Vince70, Cavcraft and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Raleigh Ultra Burner. Vince70, Supernaut and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Renner Twenny TX ISIS edition Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Chrysler Neon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssDeeWon Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 anonymous user 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 A BMW 218d Active Tourer. Ghosty, Lacquer Peel, NorfolkNWeigh and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted May 30, 2016 Author Share Posted May 30, 2016 I've done it! Beaten countless fuckwits (I'm not kidding, either) and landed the bastard. It's actually beyond hopeless, Christ knows how I'm going to get it home. To give you an idea of how terrible it is, it's about 3 miles from my gaffe and I'll be lucky to get a trailer or recovery truck to fetch it for me. Clue for now: It's in BrownNova's spotted thread. Bren, tapir, Junkman and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Is it Geoff AKA Hammerhead Eagle iThrust? I can't imagine anyone would be willing to move that. There is a fair bit of grimness in that thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Without looking at brownovas pics, I'm going for a 1972 Commer camper van that has sat in a back garden since Thatcher was in power with a smashed side window and a family of wood pigeons living in the over cab bed. Am I close? Cavcraft, Twiggy and anonymous user 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted May 30, 2016 Author Share Posted May 30, 2016 Not a Commer (sadly) but it's been sat in a garden for a long time (I think 20 years plus, owners says about 15) and I've spend some of our holiday money on it. My missus will find out tomorrow when my daughter tells her, that should be fun. warren t claim, CGSB, Junkman and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasticvandan Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 An accident damaged Daewoo matiz with no engine? Cleon-Fonte 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 I want it to be a pink Manta, or a Carlton GSI. I'm betting it's a moss-covered rotten E30 though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Not a Commer (sadly) but it's been sat in a garden for a long time (I think 20 years plus, owners says about 15) and I've spend some of our holiday money on it. My missus will find out tomorrow when my daughter tells her, that should be fun. Your new Aston Martin must have taken quite a lot of the holiday money. anonymous user and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted May 30, 2016 Author Share Posted May 30, 2016 Junkman and outlaw118 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sporty-shite Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Come on, Billy. Put us out of our (your) misery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M'coli Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Does it have a Skoda badge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheggers Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Is that for the car or your testicles when Mrs Cav finds out? BorniteIdentity and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Dustpan and Brush? Has to be Italian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted May 30, 2016 Author Share Posted May 30, 2016 WCPGR? Skizzer, trigger, Supernaut and 33 others 36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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