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#1 OFFLINE   HillmanImp

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Posted 06 May 2016 - 08:53 PM

I bought this fine automobile as I was brassic with Mrs Imp being on maternity leave and as such had no time or money to get the Shaguar through its test.

Mrs Imp is finally returning to work soon so I have punted the Jag through its test and this is now surplus to requirements.

Top motor, ridiculously fast for what it is and a hoot to drive.

It has smartphone connectivity in the form of a tape adapter with a headphone jack so you can listen to whatever banging mp3s you have and you can answer the phone to your mate saying "Whatup nigga" at full volume over the quality* speakers when your mum is in the car if your mates are fucking tools like mine.

Rover even future proofed the car by having a handy rubber mat to keep your phone on when driving. Top work.

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Bit rusty round the edges but nowt that can't be touched up easily enough.

As I said on another thread the other day, the clutch pedal has been high all the time I have had it but it doesn't slip or owt and apparently they are often like this.

I have only replaced the front exhaust pipe during my tenure as it was absolutely fooked when I got it, other than that its not needed owt in the several hundred miles I have done in it.

I paid £200 for it and would like that back if possible. Its got test till October and get you home tax till the end of the month. My insurance runs out on the 14th so you will need your own proper cover to get home after that, no third party shizzle.

Car is located in Bradford/Leeds.

Here are a couple of photos I took today:

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I am expecting absolutely no interest in this as there was loads last time when I bought it, so obviously when I try and move it on it will be like selling a copy of the Sun in Liverpool but here you go. A piece of Autoshite history for the price of 2hrs with a below average looking prostitute.

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I will roffle it if people are interested at £3.50 a ticket whatever works as I need it gone as want to move the Visa over here as soon as possible.
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Posted 06 May 2016 - 09:10 PM

Gr9 for Highland B road blasts..,,
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Lovely car, IIRC the clutch was like that when I had it too.
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Posted 06 May 2016 - 09:28 PM

Would be interested in a roffle. :) Otherwise good luck with sale, I have a massive soft spot for these...


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Posted 06 May 2016 - 09:52 PM

18 and 26 please, if it goes that way.

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Posted 06 May 2016 - 09:56 PM

I'll have 2 numbers if needed


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Posted 06 May 2016 - 10:22 PM

Just as an added incentive you can amaze friends and family by showing them this video if your ACTUAL car fumigating a petrol tank from a Fiat Argenta.


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Posted 06 May 2016 - 10:30 PM

I wish I had £200! This is why I need to make a slush fund
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Posted 06 May 2016 - 10:31 PM

19 & 38 please.
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Posted 06 May 2016 - 10:32 PM

I wish I had £200! This is why I need to make a slush fund


£200 will buy you A LOT of sugary crushed ice drinks.
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Posted 06 May 2016 - 10:38 PM

Remember that pint you said you owe me re: the Saab sale...? Let me check with the insurance tomorrow...

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Posted 06 May 2016 - 10:43 PM

24 and 3 if it heads that way.


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Posted 06 May 2016 - 10:49 PM

3 lucky dips please.



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Posted 06 May 2016 - 11:43 PM

This is a car for WINNERS

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Posted 07 May 2016 - 12:11 AM

I'm feeling all nostalgic and wondering whether I should have another go. It really is a cracking car although I did find the high biting clutch a sod around town, fine on a run though.
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Posted 07 May 2016 - 03:00 AM

My dad used to have a white one just like this when I was a kid. Then some old codger rear ended it while it was parked outside the house...

Always liked that car and would love an R8 200!

 

Sadly, space is an issue otherwise i'd be all over this! :(


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Posted 07 May 2016 - 06:10 AM

Is this the one with the "B0ll0x" plate on the engine or something?


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Posted 07 May 2016 - 06:46 AM

I'll have three or four numbers if you raffle it!


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Posted 07 May 2016 - 07:19 AM

Is this the one with the "B0ll0x" plate on the engine or something?


Yeah, although the plate isn't on the engine its on the dash. You can see it in the photo with the phone above.
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Posted 07 May 2016 - 07:24 AM

I'll have three tickets if it goes that far, I may have all the numbers if a possible interested party responds in time!


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Posted 07 May 2016 - 08:15 AM

Gr9 for Highland B road blasts..,,
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Lovely car, IIRC the clutch was like that when I had it too.

Where is this please?
Bargain rover btw

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Posted 07 May 2016 - 08:18 AM

This car is ace. Little bit of tidying up and she will soldier on for ages.

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Posted 07 May 2016 - 08:50 AM

28 and 7 please.



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Posted 07 May 2016 - 09:19 AM

Yeah, although the plate isn't on the engine its on the dash. You can see it in the photo with the phone above.


I had it made up and stuck it on the engine in recognition of mr b's services to british engineering.
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Posted 07 May 2016 - 10:01 AM

Where is this please?
Bargain rover btw


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Posted 07 May 2016 - 10:15 AM

Is this car the record holder for 'AS bike on which the highest number of shiters have had a go?'

Its a super rare car now anyway, I have not seen another on Ebay for months and months.

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Posted 07 May 2016 - 10:24 AM

I very much enjoyed my time with it.

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Posted 07 May 2016 - 10:35 AM

3x raffle tickets here please!

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Posted 07 May 2016 - 11:00 AM

Is this car the record holder for 'AS bike on which the highest number of shiters have had a go?'
Its a super rare car now anyway, I have not seen another on Ebay for months and months.


I'm probably wrong, but this runs at eight shiters, with the BX of many at nine. Wasn't there a Saab 900 that got punted around loads too?
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Posted 07 May 2016 - 12:13 PM

Yeah, but that Saab is long gone, as far as I'm aware the only thing left of it is the pliers from the toolkit.

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Posted 07 May 2016 - 12:17 PM

Take it away, I don't want it.

No.

Not a third time.

Please, I'm serious.

Two lucky dips then.
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