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Anyone up for a ROFFAL? RENAULT GOONER 2.0 16V, £4.50 STAKE, IT COULD BE YOU

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#31 OFFLINE   Jazoli

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 01:52 PM

I'll have a couple of tickets

sigs are shit, wgaf?


#32 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 01:56 PM

Fuck, Uttoxer isn't too far from me, and it is lurvely (whilst it runs...)

 

There's a fiver in the joint account, fuck it, I'll have one lucky* dip please


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#33 ONLINE   mercedade

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 03:09 PM

*deep breath*

Yessah, I'll take either 33, or a lucky dippy if 33 has gone.

I appreciate my meagre post count might not inspire confidence, but I am a long time lurker on many forums with (I hope) a decent rep for reliability.

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#34 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 03:27 PM


 

 

1. Kiltox

2.

3. Ranting Yoof

4. SiC

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10. Richard

11. Egg

12. FPB7

13. Aldo135

14.

15. The Moog

16.

17. Richard

18. Spartacus

19.

20.

21. Kiltox

22.

23.

24. Ranting Yoof

25. Cort 16

26. Spartacus

27.

28.

29. The Moog

30. Aldo135

31. Stephen 01

32.

33. Mercadeade

34.

35.

36.

37. Jazoli

38.

39.

40.

41. Fatharris

42. Cort 16

43.

44. SiC

45. Jazoli

46.

47.

48.

49.

50.

51. Nyphur

52. Beko1987

53. The Moog

54.

55.

56. Fatharris

57.

58.

59.


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#35 OFFLINE   Longblackcoat

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 03:42 PM

Oh, sod it. I have no need for this car and I'm sure where I'd park it.

Put me down for two ransoms.

#36 OFFLINE   Urko

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 03:47 PM

Also close to Uchetter - half my extend family still lives thereabouts too.  

 

Two unlucky dips for me please - for no better reason that I will love the look on ex's and Ma's faces if I win and go on to explain how I acquired it.  

 

Doubly stupid entry on my part as I have proved by personal empirical tests that I cannot fit in one of these properly - that should be good for a handover pic at least (not that there's any danger of winning - oh no).



#37 OFFLINE   johngarty

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 03:48 PM

Dont see meself there. Lucky dip please.



#38 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 03:50 PM


1. Kiltox

2.

3. Ranting Yoof

4. SiC

5.

6.

7. Longblackcoat

8.

9.

10. Richard

11. Egg

12. FPB7

13. Aldo135

14.

15. The Moog

16.

17. Richard

18. Spartacus

19.

20.

21. Kiltox

22.

23.

24. Ranting Yoof

25. Cort 16

26. Spartacus

27. Urko

28.

29. The Moog

30. Aldo135

31. Stephen 01

32.

33. Mercadeade

34.

35. Urko

36.

37. Jazoli

38.

39.

40.

41. Fatharris

42. Cort 16

43.

44. SiC

45. Jazoli

46.

47.

48.

49.

50.

51. Nyphur

52. Beko1987

53. The Moog

54.

55. Johngarty

56. Fatharris

57.

58. Longblackcoat

59.

 

Cheers chaps!!!


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"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"


#39 ONLINE   HillmanImp

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 03:56 PM

1. Kiltox

2.

3. Ranting Yoof

4. SiC

5.

6.

7. Longblackcoat

8.

9.

10. Richard

11. Egg

12. FPB7

13. Aldo135

14.

15. The Moog

16.

17. Richard

18. Spartacus

19.

20.

21. Kiltox

22.

23.

24. Ranting Yoof

25. Cort 16

26. Spartacus

27. Urko

28.

29. The Moog

30. Aldo135

31. Stephen 01

32.

33. Mercadeade

34.

35. Urko

36.

37. Jazoli

38. HillmanImp

39.

40.

41. Fatharris

42. Cort 16

43.

44. SiC

45. Jazoli

46.

47.

48.

49.

50.

51. Nyphur

52. Beko1987

53. The Moog

54.

55. Johngarty

56. Fatharris

57.

58. Longblackcoat

59.

 

Cheers chaps!!!


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#40 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 04:06 PM

Could i have 2 lucky dips please Mr B. Thanks. Sent from my LG-H815 using Tapatalk

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#41 OFFLINE   dean36014

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 04:11 PM

I have no need or want for this at all...so 1 lucky dip please!


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#42 ONLINE   Christine

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 04:57 PM

2 randoms  fer me please  :-D



#43 OFFLINE   Mr Lobster

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 07:54 PM

Fuck it. Time to break my raffle virginity.

Number 5 for me please!

#44 OFFLINE   RobT

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 08:06 PM

An approved Bo11ox owned Gooner is hard to resist, so two randoms please.
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#45 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 08:08 PM

Could this be the quickest roffle ever?
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Posted 22 April 2016 - 08:40 PM

49 please

#47 OFFLINE   skattrd

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 08:49 PM

There is a 60:1 chance of winning a Laguna in this raffle, and for that reason I'm oot ... GLWTR


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#48 OFFLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 08:50 PM

Mr bollox, earlier today...
http://i.imgur.com/fSyl31w.jpg...

 

 

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#49 OFFLINE   cms206

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 09:09 PM

You cunts are all fucking mental. (I'm just thankful my PayPal account is still locked)
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#50 OFFLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 09:26 PM

A Laguna for £9 cannot be that much trouble.

 

 

 

 

This sentence guarantees a win!

 

It's only a 90 mile jaunt down the M1. WCGPARRRRRRGHI'MONFIREHELP


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#51 OFFLINE   Jazoli

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 09:36 PM

Could this be the quickest roffle ever?

 

I think the Vel Satis was the quickest, but it never got drawn as we were not worthy.


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sigs are shit, wgaf?


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Posted 22 April 2016 - 09:49 PM

A much better effort than mine CDC, I really wanted to put one of those key cards in the traveling salesman's hand but I lack the 'puter skilzz.

#53 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 23 April 2016 - 10:51 AM


1. Kiltox

2.

3. Ranting Yoof

4. SiC

5. Reg_Lobster

6. RobT

7. Longblackcoat

8.

9.

10. Richard

11. Egg

12. FPB7

13. Aldo135

14.

15. The Moog

16.

17. Richard

18. Spartacus

19.

20. Christine

21. Kiltox

22.

23.

24. Ranting Yoof

25. Cort 16

26. Spartacus

27. Urko

28.

29. The Moog

30. Aldo135

31. Stephen 01

32. Trigglesworth

33. Mercadeade

34.

35. Urko

36. Dean36014

37. Jazoli

38. HillmanImp

39.

40.

41. Fatharris

42. Cort 16

43.

44. SiC

45. Jazoli

46.

47. RobT

48. Christine

49. TamworthBay

50.

51. Nyphur

52. Beko1987

53. The Moog

54. Trigglesworth

55. Johngarty

56. Fatharris

57.

58. Longblackcoat

59.

 

ROLL UP ROLL UP!!!! 75% sold!!!! I didnt think we'd be roffling this this weekend but somehow it doesnt seem out the question if I get 1nother 14 takers or whatever. I was looking at this thing this morning thinking 'Why am I giving away a perfectly decent, smart-looking comfortable car that does everything I want from a car (except have an AUX input connection)? It seems barmy but then again so does having 17 other cars sat about doing nowt. I guess it will get me behind the wheel of the F4RTmobile a bit quicker.


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#54 OFFLINE   JohnK

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Posted 23 April 2016 - 11:05 AM

2 lucky dips for me please.

My only Laguna experience was about 3 years ago when mine grenaded on me. Therefore this makes perfect sense.
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#55 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 23 April 2016 - 11:06 AM


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This is flipping beautiful, I absolutely love it


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CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"


#56 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 23 April 2016 - 11:10 AM

One lucky dip, please. In the highly unlikely chance I win, it's going straight on Gumtree and I'll get pissed on the £20 proceeds.


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#57 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 23 April 2016 - 11:24 AM


1. Kiltox

2.

3. Ranting Yoof

4. SiC

5. Reg_Lobster

6. RobT

7. Longblackcoat

8.

9.

10. Richard

11. Egg

12. FPB7

13. Aldo135

14.

15. The Moog

16.

17. Richard

18. Spartacus

19.

20. Christine

21. Kiltox

22. JohnK

23.

24. Ranting Yoof

25. Cort 16

26. Spartacus

27. Urko

28.

29. The Moog

30. Aldo135

31. Stephen 01

32. Trigglesworth

33. Mercadeade

34.

35. Urko

36. Dean36014

37. Jazoli

38. HillmanImp

39.

40.

41. Fatharris

42. Cort 16

43. JohnK

44. SiC

45. Jazoli

46. Cavcraft

47. RobT

48. Christine

49. TamworthBay

50.

51. Nyphur

52. Beko1987

53. The Moog

54. Trigglesworth

55. Johngarty

56. Fatharris

57.

58. Longblackcoat

59.


PIGEONZ NEST

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"


#58 OFFLINE   greengartside

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Posted 23 April 2016 - 11:42 AM

Lucky dip for me please Mr. B! I'm up for some Renno love.

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#59 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 23 April 2016 - 11:48 AM


1. Kiltox

2.

3. Ranting Yoof

4. SiC

5. Reg_Lobster

6. RobT

7. Longblackcoat

8.

9.

10. Richard

11. Egg

12. FPB7

13. Aldo135

14.

15. The Moog

16.

17. Richard

18. Spartacus

19.

20. Christine

21. Kiltox

22. JohnK

23. Greengartside

24. Ranting Yoof

25. Cort 16

26. Spartacus

27. Urko

28.

29. The Moog

30. Aldo135

31. Stephen 01

32. Trigglesworth

33. Mercadeade

34.

35. Urko

36. Dean36014

37. Jazoli

38. HillmanImp

39.

40.

41. Fatharris

42. Cort 16

43. JohnK

44. SiC

45. Jazoli

46. Cavcraft

47. RobT

48. Christine

49. TamworthBay

50.

51. Nyphur

52. Beko1987

53. The Moog

54. Trigglesworth

55. Johngarty

56. Fatharris

57.

58. Longblackcoat

59.


PIGEONZ NEST

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"


#60 ONLINE   Sigmund Fraud

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Posted 23 April 2016 - 12:05 PM

I'll have two randoms, please... Not because I have any desire to own a Laguna, but because the proceedings of the raffle will be in support of a worthy cause : the Bo11ox Laguna Sanctuaryâ„¢.







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