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Anyone up for a ROFFAL? RENAULT GOONER 2.0 16V, £4.50 STAKE, IT COULD BE YOU

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#1 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 April 2016 - 09:08 PM

GET THE FULL GOONER EXPERIENCE FOR JUST £4.50 HERE AT SKINFLINT MOTORS!!!! Its what all the cool shiters are driving nowadays - get in on the act before prices rise out of the reach of genuine enthusiasts!!!

 

This Laguna passed its MOT this week, TBH its a bit surplus to requirements though its a perfectly decent car. Anyone fancy experiencing life as a Goonerist? You could do a lot worse than this one, its much better than I expected. All the elec windows work too!!!! I only bought it to see how shit these old things are, that experiment is now complete as I have 'upgraded' to a 2.0 turbo auto estate Gooner so that tells you whether I liked it or not.

 

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Its an 03 plate 2.0 16v Privilege spec, which means it has XENONZ, an excellent-sounding in-dash 6-disc CD changer, trip computer (all working), elec sunroof and no doubt some other stuff which I have forgotten. Its got 115,000 miles on and the engine and box are very fit and healthy. Pulls well and does 37mpg average. Don't know when the cam belt was done but I inspected it when i changed the dephaser and it looks pretty 'young', no shadows of the teeth showing through on the smooth side. I certainly wouldnt bother changing it for a couple of years. I have done about 1500 miles in the Gooner and done a fair bit of de-snagging including:

 

  • New discs & pads
  • keycard refurbished with new microswitches & battery
  • 2 new coil springs
  • interior clean-up
  • fresh MOT
  • sourcing a spare wheel!
  • other odds & sods

 

Bad points:

I changed the dephaser for a s/h one off ScaryoldCortina's old engine. Its better than the old one but still a bit tappy at idle unfortunatley. I changed the oil for the right 5/30 fully synth but that didnt help. If I was keeping this car (or if I won it for a fiver) I'd probably buy a new dephaser (£90) because I have enough karma with the rest of the car now to justify it.

Only one keycard, though recently refurbished

Dent in passenger front door.

2 x tyre pressure sensors buggered

Outside air temp display talks nonsense

 

The car is available from next weekend when i will swap the insurance onto my Rover 45 V6. Collection from Uttoxeter.

 

Usual roffle rules apply, tickets are £4.50 each, don't send any money till all numbers are taken!!!


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#2 OFFLINE   cort16

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Posted 21 April 2016 - 09:11 PM

So are you upgrading to turbo powered goonerism?

 

25 and 42 please. 


I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 21 April 2016 - 09:15 PM

This is the last thing I want, I can't quite get my head around all the 'gooner thing.
It's a roffle though and I'm a sucker and it's a pleasant drive to your place, so 18 and 26 for me please. As long as it's OK if I punt it on within a couple of months?

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Posted 21 April 2016 - 09:15 PM

Chuck us down for a random.

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Posted 21 April 2016 - 09:18 PM

As long as it's OK if I punt it on within a couple of months?

 

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Posted 21 April 2016 - 09:18 PM

1 lucky dip please.

 

In spite of their reputation for unreliability I can't help being swayed by their looks - I think these are a fantastic looking car.

Plus I'm a sucker for a raffle.


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Posted 21 April 2016 - 09:20 PM

FUCK NO.

*runs away screaming*
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#8 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 April 2016 - 09:23 PM

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Posted 21 April 2016 - 09:31 PM

 

In spite of their reputation for unreliability I can't help being swayed by their looks - I think these are a fantastic looking car.

Plus I'm a sucker for a raffle.

 

Indeed, and that is just the most gorgeous colour for them I reckon. Or any car really. 


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Posted 21 April 2016 - 09:36 PM

I can't help myself.

 

 


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Posted 21 April 2016 - 09:40 PM

I'll take a random please.

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Posted 21 April 2016 - 09:41 PM

24 and 3

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Posted 21 April 2016 - 09:43 PM

Let's get the rules clear.

We pick a number and you give us £4.50?

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Posted 21 April 2016 - 09:56 PM


 

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Posted 21 April 2016 - 09:58 PM

3 lucky dips please...


I really need to get the raffle addiction kicked..... Nurse... Nurse ... NURSE.... Dried frog pills please
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Posted 21 April 2016 - 10:05 PM

Its positively reccomended!!! Consider it an extended test drive

Nobody can say I didn't try my hardest to get out of it...

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Posted 21 April 2016 - 10:22 PM


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Posted 21 April 2016 - 10:37 PM

One for me please.
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Posted 21 April 2016 - 10:45 PM

They do not have a number 60, maybe leave it in for someone who wants the ROFFLE XPERIENCE without actually risking winning a gooner.
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Posted 22 April 2016 - 07:18 AM

I'm a glutton for punishment, 2 luckies please squire!

I expect a handwritten apology note in the glovebox if I win.


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Posted 22 April 2016 - 07:26 AM

Good work chaps

 


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ROLL UP ROLL UP!!!!!!


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Posted 22 April 2016 - 09:09 AM

Roll up...a 'special' roll up is what you need to be smoking to buy a ticket!
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Posted 22 April 2016 - 09:16 AM

Currently bidding on a v6 at the moment and my other half has some weird belief that all Red cars are unlucky/unreliable/get crashed into.
So I'll have to do the sensible thing and ...

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13 and 30 please, it's been said loads already but it really looks smart
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Posted 22 April 2016 - 12:59 PM

Two randoms please!
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Posted 22 April 2016 - 01:04 PM

Wow its filling up quite well!!! Join an exclusive club with members such as me, ScaryoldCortina, R9UKE, Hooli and Kiltox for just £4.50 - thats Ronald McBo11ox' MEGA VALU promise!!!

 

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 01:14 PM

16 and 59 please.  As we were saying about "sucker for a raffle" ...?


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Posted 22 April 2016 - 01:19 PM

1 lucky dip please. (Any chance of interior pics). :-P



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Posted 22 April 2016 - 01:23 PM

struggling a bit for decent well lit interior snaps:

 

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 01:31 PM

Mr bollox, earlier today...
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