Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 GET THE FULL GOONER EXPERIENCE FOR JUST £4.50 HERE AT SKINFLINT MOTORS!!!! Its what all the cool shiters are driving nowadays - get in on the act before prices rise out of the reach of genuine enthusiasts!!! This Laguna passed its MOT this week, TBH its a bit surplus to requirements though its a perfectly decent car. Anyone fancy experiencing life as a Goonerist? You could do a lot worse than this one, its much better than I expected. All the elec windows work too!!!! I only bought it to see how shit these old things are, that experiment is now complete as I have 'upgraded' to a 2.0 turbo auto estate Gooner so that tells you whether I liked it or not. Its an 03 plate 2.0 16v Privilege spec, which means it has XENONZ, an excellent-sounding in-dash 6-disc CD changer, trip computer (all working), elec sunroof and no doubt some other stuff which I have forgotten. Its got 115,000 miles on and the engine and box are very fit and healthy. Pulls well and does 37mpg average. Don't know when the cam belt was done but I inspected it when i changed the dephaser and it looks pretty 'young', no shadows of the teeth showing through on the smooth side. I certainly wouldnt bother changing it for a couple of years. I have done about 1500 miles in the Gooner and done a fair bit of de-snagging including: New discs & padskeycard refurbished with new microswitches & battery2 new coil springsinterior clean-upfresh MOTsourcing a spare wheel!other odds & sods Bad points:I changed the dephaser for a s/h one off ScaryoldCortina's old engine. Its better than the old one but still a bit tappy at idle unfortunatley. I changed the oil for the right 5/30 fully synth but that didnt help. If I was keeping this car (or if I won it for a fiver) I'd probably buy a new dephaser (£90) because I have enough karma with the rest of the car now to justify it.Only one keycard, though recently refurbishedDent in passenger front door.2 x tyre pressure sensors buggeredOutside air temp display talks nonsense The car is available from next weekend when i will swap the insurance onto my Rover 45 V6. Collection from Uttoxeter. Usual roffle rules apply, tickets are £4.50 each, don't send any money till all numbers are taken!!! Essex V6, scruff and Urko 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 So are you upgrading to turbo powered goonerism? 25 and 42 please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartacus Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 This is the last thing I want, I can't quite get my head around all the 'gooner thing. It's a roffle though and I'm a sucker and it's a pleasant drive to your place, so 18 and 26 for me please. As long as it's OK if I punt it on within a couple of months? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Morose Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Chuck us down for a random. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 21, 2016 Author Share Posted April 21, 2016 As long as it's OK if I punt it on within a couple of months? Its positively reccomended!!! Consider it an extended test drive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 FUCK NO. *runs away screaming* Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 21, 2016 Author Share Posted April 21, 2016 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.11.12. FPB713.14.1516.17.18. Spartacus19.20.21.22.23.24.25. Cort 1626. Spartacus27.28.29.30.31.32.33.34.35.36.37.38.39.40.41.42. Cort 1643.44.45.46.47.48.49.50.51. Nyphur52.53.54.55.56.57.58.59.60 (do they have a number 60??) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 In spite of their reputation for unreliability I can't help being swayed by their looks - I think these are a fantastic looking car.Plus I'm a sucker for a raffle. Indeed, and that is just the most gorgeous colour for them I reckon. Or any car really. eddyramrod and CGSB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 I can't help myself. 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10. Richard11.12. FPB713.14.1516.17. Richard18. Spartacus19.20.21.22.23.24.25. Cort 1626. Spartacus27.28.29.30.31.32.33.34.35.36.37.38.39.40.41.42. Cort 1643.44.45.46.47.48.49.50.51. Nyphur52.53.54.55.56.57.58.59.60 (do they have a number 60??) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephen01 Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 I'll take a random please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantingYoof Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 24 and 3 Sent from my GT-I9505 using Tapatalk Supernaut 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 21, 2016 Author Share Posted April 21, 2016 1.2.3. Ranting Yoof4.5.6.7.8.9.10. Richard11.12. FPB713.14.1516.17. Richard18. Spartacus19.20.21.22.23.24. Ranting Yoof25. Cort 1626. Spartacus27.28.29.30.31. Stephen 0132.33.34.35.36.37.38.39.40.41.42. Cort 1643.44.45.46.47.48.49.50.51. Nyphur52.53.54.55.56.57.58.59.60 (do they have a number 60??) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 3 lucky dips please... I really need to get the raffle addiction kicked..... Nurse... Nurse ... NURSE.... Dried frog pills please dean36014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartacus Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Its positively reccomended!!! Consider it an extended test driveNobody can say I didn't try my hardest to get out of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 21, 2016 Author Share Posted April 21, 2016 1.2.3. Ranting Yoof4.5.6.7.8.9.10. Richard11.12. FPB713.14.15. The Moog16.17. Richard18. Spartacus19.20.21.22.23.24. Ranting Yoof25. Cort 1626. Spartacus27.28.29. The Moog30.31. Stephen 0132.33.34.35.36.37.38.39.40.41.42. Cort 1643.44.45.46.47.48.49.50.51. Nyphur52.53. The Moog54.55.56.57.58.59.60 (do they have a number 60??) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 One for me please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 They do not have a number 60, maybe leave it in for someone who wants the ROFFLE XPERIENCE without actually risking winning a gooner. Richard, Urko, Jazoli and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatharris Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 I'm a glutton for punishment, 2 luckies please squire!I expect a handwritten apology note in the glovebox if I win. beko1987, Cavcraft and Supernaut 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 22, 2016 Author Share Posted April 22, 2016 Good work chaps 1.2.3. Ranting Yoof4.5.6.7.8.9.10. Richard11. Egg12. FPB713.14.15. The Moog16.17. Richard18. Spartacus19.20.21.22.23.24. Ranting Yoof25. Cort 1626. Spartacus27.28.29. The Moog30.31. Stephen 0132.33.34.35.36.37.38.39.40.41. Fatharris42. Cort 1643.44.45.46.47.48.49.50.51. Nyphur52.53. The Moog54.55.56. Fatharris57.58.59. ROLL UP ROLL UP!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartacus Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Roll up...a 'special' roll up is what you need to be smoking to buy a ticket! beko1987 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Currently bidding on a v6 at the moment and my other half has some weird belief that all Red cars are unlucky/unreliable/get crashed into. So I'll have to do the sensible thing and ... 4 and 44 please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aldo135 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 13 and 30 please, it's been said loads already but it really looks smart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Two randoms please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 22, 2016 Author Share Posted April 22, 2016 Wow its filling up quite well!!! Join an exclusive club with members such as me, ScaryoldCortina, R9UKE, Hooli and Kiltox for just £4.50 - thats Ronald McBo11ox' MEGA VALU promise!!! 1. Kiltox2.3. Ranting Yoof4. SiC5.6.7.8.9.10. Richard11. Egg12. FPB713. Aldo13514.15. The Moog16.17. Richard18. Spartacus19.20.21. Kiltox22.23.24. Ranting Yoof25. Cort 1626. Spartacus27.28.29. The Moog30. Aldo13531. Stephen 0132.33.34.35.36.37.38.39.40.41. Fatharris42. Cort 1643.44. SiC45.46.47.48.49.50.51. Nyphur52.53. The Moog54.55.56. Fatharris57.58.59. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 16 and 59 please. As we were saying about "sucker for a raffle" ...? The Moog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johngarty Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 1 lucky dip please. (Any chance of interior pics). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted April 22, 2016 Author Share Posted April 22, 2016 struggling a bit for decent well lit interior snaps: johngarty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartacus Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Mr bollox, earlier today... The Moog, Urko and Lacquer Peel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazoli Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 I'll have a couple of tickets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Fuck, Uttoxer isn't too far from me, and it is lurvely (whilst it runs...) There's a fiver in the joint account, fuck it, I'll have one lucky* dip please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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