Guest Hooli Posted December 3, 2018 Share Posted December 3, 2018 Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted December 4, 2018 Share Posted December 4, 2018 It is cold.We are inside. Ohdearme 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 This is the episode of Payne, the American remake of Fawlty Towers, I referenced at length: The American equivalent of a Morris 1100 turns out to be a Mercedes W114: ...and this is the American equivalent of hitting a car with a tree branch. If you're thinking "well, that's kinda missing the point of the tree branch bit", then please watch the series so you can see every single joke from Fawlty Towers re-made but worse. Lacquer Peel, New POD, GrumpiusMaximus and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Are you saying it's payneful to watch? Brodders 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 I’m at Brussels airport where ignorant fucks serve croissants sans butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 There is no reason to go Brussels, it's just a bit of france really & we all know what they are like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 I’m at Brussels airport where ignorant fucks serve croissants sans butter. Croissants ARE butter, ffs. Almost 100%. Yeezuz, the English and food. Talk about ignorant fucks. Eddie Honda, The Reverend Bluejeans and Mally 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Yeezuz, the English and food. Talk about ignorant fucks. Says the man who orders steaks burnt to death & ruined. The Reverend Bluejeans 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted December 5, 2018 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Steaks should be seen and not burnt. Croissants require jam. Butter is merely a primer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 Yes, I don't like my beef still breathing, like the English do.Croissants should generally be avoided, but if need really be, only eaten in France, although I understand the difficulty in obtaining them there.They require nothing but "une noisette", preferably without sugar.When in Belgium, however, I'd prefer something proper to eat, which is readily available there. The Reverend Bluejeans and Brodders 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chodweaver Posted December 6, 2018 Share Posted December 6, 2018 Chips then, with mayonnaise... And sprinkles? The Reverend Bluejeans and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3VOM Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Chips then, with mayonnaise... And sprinkles?Cheval Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chodweaver Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Ooh! Extra topping? Yes, please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Yes, I don't like my beef still breathing, like the English do.Croissants should generally be avoided, but if need really be, only eaten in France, although I understand the difficulty in obtaining them there.They require nothing but "une noisette", preferably without sugar.When in Belgium, however, I'd prefer something proper to eat, which is readily available there.I’ve eaten German/Austrian food. Schnitzel, sauerkraut, Knudel, alles mit fleisch, chips, mayofuckingnaise. Even Germans don’t eat German food given an alternative. “An army marches on its stomach, which is why we invaded France in 1940. Pass Le Beure Mon Ami” Erwin Rommel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 I’ve eaten German/Austrian food. Schnitzel, sauerkraut, Knudel, alles mit fleisch, chips, mayofuckingnaise. Yes, because you are English and thus know fuck all about food.I bet the very same menus offered something proper to eat. The Reverend Bluejeans 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squire_Dawson Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 I wish sponns offered hash browns. The Reverend Bluejeans 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 I wish sponns offered hash browns. American rubbish! I thought you had standards squire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 I’ve eaten German/Austrian food. Schnitzel, sauerkraut, Knudel, alles mit fleisch, chips, mayofuckingnaise. Even Germans don’t eat German food given an alternative. “An army marches on its stomach, which is why we invaded France in 1940. Pass Le Beure Mon Ami” Erwin Rommel. There is more chance of finding a place to eat in the middle of a Russian winter after a scorched earth policy than in france at a mealtime. The Reverend Bluejeans and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squire_Dawson Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 American rubbish! I thought you had standards squire?Ha ha. One of Junkman’s favourite breakfast items I believe. I do enjoy a nice slice of SPAM however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Aye Spam is allowed, it's damn tasty fried & in sarnies with brown sauce. It's odd considering it's origins that it's now so expensive I view it as a treat. Squire_Dawson and The Reverend Bluejeans 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 Yes, because you are English and thus know fuck all about food.I bet the very same menus offered something proper to eat.No Indian food served at Brussels airport sadly. Or British blandness, alas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 There is more chance of finding a place to eat in the middle of a Glossop winter after a scorched steak policy than in france at a mealtime.The last time I saw a steak that burnt, Joan of Arc was nailed to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 It's just occurred to me that the first tues in Jan is new years day. Do we want to do this then or wait a week so it's a normal day? Ghosty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 I'd almost say wait a week. We will all have more tales of inadvisable car purchases, Xmas / New Year nonsense and debauchery. Mind you, New Year's day is the most miserable day of the year so................. I'm easy either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 I'm easy, don't do traditional new year's eve superboozing (any more) so will be fit to attend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 I'm not bothered either way as I don't do the whole NYE thing either, just thought I'd see what the views are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 I'm also indifferent. What are the New Year's opening hours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 What are the New Year's opening hours? That is a good question... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 Nothing online, you would need to ring or get a tame Cleon-Fonte to go in and see if they've got a board up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 I'm game for new year's Day also. I've but ventured up the pass in the picasso yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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