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#871 OFFLINE   Hooli

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 08:02 AM

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Posted 04 December 2018 - 07:20 PM

It is cold.
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Posted 05 December 2018 - 01:26 AM

This is the episode of Payne, the American remake of Fawlty Towers, I referenced at length:

 

 

The American equivalent of a Morris 1100 turns out to be a Mercedes W114:

 

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...and this is the American equivalent of hitting a car with a tree branch. 

 

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If you're thinking "well, that's kinda missing the point of the tree branch bit", then please watch the series so you can see every single joke from Fawlty Towers re-made but worse. 

 

 


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Posted 05 December 2018 - 01:51 AM

Are you saying it's payneful to watch?


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Posted 05 December 2018 - 03:48 AM

I’m at Brussels airport where ignorant fucks serve croissants sans butter.

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Posted 05 December 2018 - 08:19 AM

There is no reason to go Brussels, it's just a bit of france really & we all know what they are like.


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#877 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 05 December 2018 - 09:52 AM

I’m at Brussels airport where ignorant fucks serve croissants sans butter.

 

Croissants ARE butter, ffs. Almost 100%.

 

Yeezuz, the English and food. Talk about ignorant fucks.


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Posted 05 December 2018 - 10:35 AM

 

 

Yeezuz, the English and food. Talk about ignorant fucks.

 

Says the man who orders steaks burnt to death & ruined.


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#879 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 05 December 2018 - 11:57 PM

Steaks should be seen and not burnt. Croissants require jam. Butter is merely a primer.
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Posted 06 December 2018 - 12:05 AM

Yes, I don't like my beef still breathing, like the English do.

Croissants should generally be avoided, but if need really be, only eaten in France, although I understand the difficulty in obtaining them there.

They require nothing but "une noisette", preferably without sugar.

When in Belgium, however, I'd prefer something proper to eat, which is readily available there.


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Posted 06 December 2018 - 12:19 AM

Chips then, with mayonnaise...

 

And sprinkles?


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Posted 07 December 2018 - 01:40 PM

Chips then, with mayonnaise...

 

And sprinkles?

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Posted 07 December 2018 - 02:03 PM

Ooh! Extra topping? Yes, please!

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#884 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 07 December 2018 - 05:12 PM

Yes, I don't like my beef still breathing, like the English do.
Croissants should generally be avoided, but if need really be, only eaten in France, although I understand the difficulty in obtaining them there.
They require nothing but "une noisette", preferably without sugar.
When in Belgium, however, I'd prefer something proper to eat, which is readily available there.

I’ve eaten German/Austrian food. Schnitzel, sauerkraut, Knudel, alles mit fleisch, chips, mayofuckingnaise. Even Germans don’t eat German food given an alternative.

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Posted 07 December 2018 - 05:27 PM

I’ve eaten German/Austrian food. Schnitzel, sauerkraut, Knudel, alles mit fleisch, chips, mayofuckingnaise.

 

Yes, because you are English and thus know fuck all about food.

I bet the very same menus offered something proper to eat.


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Posted 07 December 2018 - 05:37 PM

I wish sponns offered hash browns.


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Posted 07 December 2018 - 05:42 PM

I wish sponns offered hash browns.

 

American rubbish! I thought you had standards squire?


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Posted 07 December 2018 - 05:43 PM

I’ve eaten German/Austrian food. Schnitzel, sauerkraut, Knudel, alles mit fleisch, chips, mayofuckingnaise. Even Germans don’t eat German food given an alternative.

“An army marches on its stomach, which is why we invaded France in 1940. Pass Le Beure Mon Ami”

Erwin Rommel.

 

 

There is more chance of finding a place to eat in the middle of a Russian winter after a scorched earth policy than in france at a mealtime.


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Posted 07 December 2018 - 06:33 PM

American rubbish! I thought you had standards squire?


Ha ha. One of Junkman’s favourite breakfast items I believe. I do enjoy a nice slice of SPAM however.

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#890 OFFLINE   Hooli

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Posted 07 December 2018 - 06:45 PM

Aye Spam is allowed, it's damn tasty fried & in sarnies with brown sauce. It's odd considering it's origins that it's now so expensive I view it as a treat.


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#891 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 07 December 2018 - 10:25 PM

Yes, because you are English and thus know fuck all about food.
I bet the very same menus offered something proper to eat.

No Indian food served at Brussels airport sadly.

Or British blandness, alas.

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Posted 07 December 2018 - 10:35 PM

There is more chance of finding a place to eat in the middle of a Glossop winter after a scorched steak policy than in france at a mealtime.


The last time I saw a steak that burnt, Joan of Arc was nailed to it.
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