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NORTHERN POWERHOUSE Classic - 7ish PM Tuesday 5th February @ Glossop
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Posted 03 December 2018 - 08:02 AM
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Posted 04 December 2018 - 07:20 PM
It is cold.
We are inside.
We are inside.
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Posted 05 December 2018 - 01:26 AM
This is the episode of Payne, the American remake of Fawlty Towers, I referenced at length:
The American equivalent of a Morris 1100 turns out to be a Mercedes W114:
...and this is the American equivalent of hitting a car with a tree branch.
If you're thinking "well, that's kinda missing the point of the tree branch bit", then please watch the series so you can see every single joke from Fawlty Towers re-made but worse.
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Posted 05 December 2018 - 01:51 AM
Are you saying it's payneful to watch?
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Posted 05 December 2018 - 03:48 AM
I’m at Brussels airport where ignorant fucks serve croissants sans butter.
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Posted 05 December 2018 - 08:19 AM
There is no reason to go Brussels, it's just a bit of france really & we all know what they are like.
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Posted 05 December 2018 - 09:52 AM
I’m at Brussels airport where ignorant fucks serve croissants sans butter.
Croissants ARE butter, ffs. Almost 100%.
Yeezuz, the English and food. Talk about ignorant fucks.
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Posted 05 December 2018 - 10:35 AM
Yeezuz, the English and food. Talk about ignorant fucks.
Says the man who orders steaks burnt to death & ruined.
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Posted 05 December 2018 - 11:57 PM
Steaks should be seen and not burnt. Croissants require jam. Butter is merely a primer.
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Posted 06 December 2018 - 12:05 AM
Yes, I don't like my beef still breathing, like the English do.
Croissants should generally be avoided, but if need really be, only eaten in France, although I understand the difficulty in obtaining them there.
They require nothing but "une noisette", preferably without sugar.
When in Belgium, however, I'd prefer something proper to eat, which is readily available there.
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Posted 06 December 2018 - 12:19 AM
Chips then, with mayonnaise...
And sprinkles?
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Posted 07 December 2018 - 01:40 PM
Chips then, with mayonnaise...
And sprinkles?
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Posted 07 December 2018 - 02:03 PM
Ooh! Extra topping? Yes, please!
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Spears and reapers Chrysler Graf Spee Limited 3.3 + LPG (suspected long term abuse by PO, passenger's window failure)
(I'm sure I've forgotten at least one...)
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Posted 07 December 2018 - 05:12 PM
I’ve eaten German/Austrian food. Schnitzel, sauerkraut, Knudel, alles mit fleisch, chips, mayofuckingnaise. Even Germans don’t eat German food given an alternative.Yes, I don't like my beef still breathing, like the English do.
Croissants should generally be avoided, but if need really be, only eaten in France, although I understand the difficulty in obtaining them there.
They require nothing but "une noisette", preferably without sugar.
When in Belgium, however, I'd prefer something proper to eat, which is readily available there.
“An army marches on its stomach, which is why we invaded France in 1940. Pass Le Beure Mon Ami”
Erwin Rommel.
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Posted 07 December 2018 - 05:27 PM
I’ve eaten German/Austrian food. Schnitzel, sauerkraut, Knudel, alles mit fleisch, chips, mayofuckingnaise.
Yes, because you are English and thus know fuck all about food.
I bet the very same menus offered something proper to eat.
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Posted 07 December 2018 - 05:37 PM
I wish sponns offered hash browns.
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Squeak, rattle and roll.
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Posted 07 December 2018 - 05:42 PM
I wish sponns offered hash browns.
American rubbish! I thought you had standards squire?
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Posted 07 December 2018 - 05:43 PM
I’ve eaten German/Austrian food. Schnitzel, sauerkraut, Knudel, alles mit fleisch, chips, mayofuckingnaise. Even Germans don’t eat German food given an alternative.
“An army marches on its stomach, which is why we invaded France in 1940. Pass Le Beure Mon Ami”
Erwin Rommel.
There is more chance of finding a place to eat in the middle of a Russian winter after a scorched earth policy than in france at a mealtime.
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Posted 07 December 2018 - 06:33 PM
American rubbish! I thought you had standards squire?
Ha ha. One of Junkman’s favourite breakfast items I believe. I do enjoy a nice slice of SPAM however.
Squeak, rattle and roll.
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Posted 07 December 2018 - 06:45 PM
Aye Spam is allowed, it's damn tasty fried & in sarnies with brown sauce. It's odd considering it's origins that it's now so expensive I view it as a treat.
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Posted 07 December 2018 - 10:25 PM
No Indian food served at Brussels airport sadly.Yes, because you are English and thus know fuck all about food.
I bet the very same menus offered something proper to eat.
Or British blandness, alas.
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Posted 07 December 2018 - 10:35 PM
There is more chance of finding a place to eat in the middle of a Glossop winter after a scorched steak policy than in france at a mealtime.
The last time I saw a steak that burnt, Joan of Arc was nailed to it.
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Posted 19 December 2018 - 04:46 PM
It's just occurred to me that the first tues in Jan is new years day. Do we want to do this then or wait a week so it's a normal day?
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Posted 19 December 2018 - 05:29 PM
I'd almost say wait a week. We will all have more tales of inadvisable car purchases, Xmas / New Year nonsense and debauchery.
Mind you, New Year's day is the most miserable day of the year so.................
I'm easy either way.
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Posted 19 December 2018 - 05:31 PM
I'm easy, don't do traditional new year's eve superboozing (any more) so will be fit to attend.
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Posted 19 December 2018 - 07:23 PM
I'm not bothered either way as I don't do the whole NYE thing either, just thought I'd see what the views are.
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Posted 19 December 2018 - 08:08 PM
I'm also indifferent.
What are the New Year's opening hours?
What are the New Year's opening hours?
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Posted 19 December 2018 - 09:29 PM
What are the New Year's opening hours?
That is a good question...
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Posted 19 December 2018 - 09:36 PM
Nothing online, you would need to ring or get a tame Cleon-Fonte to go in and see if they've got a board up.
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Posted 19 December 2018 - 10:04 PM
I'm game for new year's Day also. I've but ventured up the pass in the picasso yet.
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