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#61 OFFLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 02 April 2016 - 08:57 PM

Your collection thread would be chuffing tremendous.

 

I thought mine would be decent from the midlands... :-D


Cure for insomnia #57812: rantingYoof's Historic Car Fleet Information History...Thing

 

Proud to be the 'first' owner of Mason, the 1995 LS400 Mk4 that now thinks its a Goona.

 

Now becoming the new 'Autoshite Bike'...Dome you lucky son of a gun!


#62 OFFLINE   autofive

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Posted 03 April 2016 - 08:24 PM

A5 fatha says he will have two random

 

give you the cash monday scary

 

 

 

2 tickets left?

 

surely someone wants another 2 tickets



#63 OFFLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 03 April 2016 - 08:28 PM

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#64 OFFLINE   gadgetgricey

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Posted 03 April 2016 - 08:31 PM

Sod it, give us the last two.

 

I have no need for the car and no space but amazed I've lasted this long before putting up the cash  :-D  :-D


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#65 OFFLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 03 April 2016 - 08:52 PM

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OK, all claimed! I'll send out payment instruction by PM, hopefully we can draw on wednesday.

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Posted 03 April 2016 - 09:45 PM

Paided

#67 ONLINE   The Moog

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Posted 03 April 2016 - 09:47 PM

Paid

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#68 OFFLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 03 April 2016 - 10:06 PM

Paided.


Cure for insomnia #57812: rantingYoof's Historic Car Fleet Information History...Thing

 

Proud to be the 'first' owner of Mason, the 1995 LS400 Mk4 that now thinks its a Goona.

 

Now becoming the new 'Autoshite Bike'...Dome you lucky son of a gun!


#69 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 03 April 2016 - 10:30 PM

paideded

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#70 ONLINE   Tayne

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Posted 03 April 2016 - 11:22 PM

Paid

 

 

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Tous les Vauxhalls sont des merdes

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Posted 03 April 2016 - 11:46 PM

Paid also :)

 

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#72 OFFLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 04 April 2016 - 04:35 AM

Electrocoins dispatched.

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Posted 04 April 2016 - 07:28 AM

Payment despatched

"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"


#74 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 04 April 2016 - 08:09 AM

Paid..... really don't need this however it might enable me to bring my MX5 to you for weldage....


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#75 OFFLINE   barefoot

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Posted 04 April 2016 - 10:54 AM

Fuck, I'd forgotten about this one - Paid.


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Posted 04 April 2016 - 10:55 AM

Paid..



#77 ONLINE   egg

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Posted 04 April 2016 - 03:15 PM

Now paid. 

 

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Posted 04 April 2016 - 04:25 PM

Paid.
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Posted 04 April 2016 - 06:07 PM

Aaaaand paid :)


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Posted 06 April 2016 - 07:25 PM

Here we go.....

 

I'm not at home, and I don't have my list to hand - my paypal balance says that we are waiting for a couple of people (or one with two tickets) to pay up. This isn't enough of a problem to delay the draw, I'll trust whoever it is to pay up eventually so we are GAME ON for tonight's draw.

 

I'll probably still be driving home then so good luck everyone!


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#81 ONLINE   egg

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Posted 06 April 2016 - 07:57 PM

Number 5?

 


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#82 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 06 April 2016 - 08:17 PM

/\

 

I had that up before but my daughter reckons it's a spoof thing.


"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"


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Posted 06 April 2016 - 08:18 PM

/\

I had that up before but my daughter reckons it's a spoof thing.


It's linked to from the official site
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#84 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 06 April 2016 - 08:23 PM

You're only right!

 

 

https://www.youtube....dfMG_aEwjHxknXV

 

Step forward Captain Tayne!


"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"


#85 ONLINE   320touring

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Posted 06 April 2016 - 08:26 PM

oooh-Tayne!

Happy to assist with collection if needed, aeeing as he helped me out with a kinkersaab based e30 back in the day:)
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#86 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 06 April 2016 - 08:28 PM

needs to volvo assisted :lol:



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Posted 06 April 2016 - 08:30 PM

Well done Tayne! Not jealous at all!


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Posted 06 April 2016 - 08:55 PM

What the fuck!
I wasn't expecting that.
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