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#31 OFFLINE   barefoot

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Posted 20 March 2016 - 10:34 PM

You will, of course, now win... ;)


I will be in such shit if I do.

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#32 OFFLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 22 March 2016 - 06:51 PM

BUMP!

 

Roll up, roll up get your tickets here - where else can you possibly get in serious trouble with the wife for less than a fiver?


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#33 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 22 March 2016 - 08:21 PM

These are good cars, my mum's owned hers for about 4 years now and it's been boringly reliable, it's got a few niggles and always needs a bit spent on it for the MOT, probably due to the harsh climate and heavily salted roads. She's loath to get rid of it because it just works. RECOMMENDED.



#34 OFFLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 27 March 2016 - 02:32 PM

Easter Bump!

As there were several raffles going last week I let this one slide for a bit.

I'll throw in a free lift from the station (Durham or Newcastle) in a Laguna, and possibly some random junk useful stuff from the big pile of stuff.

#35 OFFLINE   Lord Sterling

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Posted 27 March 2016 - 05:27 PM

A couple of randoms for me please.
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#36 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 27 March 2016 - 05:44 PM

No. 7 please.


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#37 OFFLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 27 March 2016 - 07:08 PM



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I was reading in another thread that people are getting sick of raffles. Sorry about that, I didn't realize. Rest assured I'm just trying to help a mate out of a bad situation and save a still useable (but a bit shit) car from certain doom.

#38 OFFLINE   Urko

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Posted 27 March 2016 - 07:15 PM

I bloody love the raffles. I could just buy some heap of chod off here (would be cheaper than all the cash I have spent on raffles without winning anything) but where's the fun in that?
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#39 OFFLINE   Lord Sterling

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Posted 28 March 2016 - 08:45 PM

Raffles are great SOC, fair and gives everyone a chance to buy a car for a couple of quid a time, I wouldn't worry about what people think tbh.
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'90 Rover 827 Sterling auto - ...Broken... :(
'87 Rover 825 Sterling auto - ...NOT broken, tired... :neutral:
'87 Rover 820E auto - ...Garaged... :mrgreen:


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#40 ONLINE   Nyphur

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Posted 28 March 2016 - 09:22 PM

A single lucky dip for me please.


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#41 OFFLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 28 March 2016 - 09:53 PM

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#42 OFFLINE   Danblez

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Posted 29 March 2016 - 08:54 PM

Ah go on, lucky dip please.

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Posted 30 March 2016 - 08:04 PM

2 randoms please!



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Posted 30 March 2016 - 08:30 PM

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#45 ONLINE   Nyphur

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Posted 31 March 2016 - 09:21 AM

With the cancellation of the hairnet civic raffle, I'd better have another lucky dip please.


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#46 ONLINE   egg

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Posted 31 March 2016 - 09:35 AM

One for me please, despite saying no before! If l win it will be sale for first shitter to offer me £50!

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#47 OFFLINE   WilsonWilson

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Posted 31 March 2016 - 09:50 AM

Two random please.

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Posted 31 March 2016 - 10:58 AM

Sod it, 2 randoms please! Looks waft-tastic (Do these need to be kept above 4k revs for any forward-ness or would it be just as happy with low rev drivage?


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Posted 31 March 2016 - 05:08 PM

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Beko - it seems to waft along just fine at lower revs, the 2.0 obviously has a little more torque to it than the smaller Vtec engines.
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Posted 02 April 2016 - 10:23 AM

Bugger it, it's payday and I'm duty weekend.  Three lucky dips please!


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Posted 02 April 2016 - 12:47 PM

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#52 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 02 April 2016 - 01:49 PM

Balls to it, Mrs Ruff has come home in a happy* mood, so I'll have another.


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Posted 02 April 2016 - 02:41 PM

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14 Drum

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17 crazy lady

18 Lord Sterling

19 Ruffgeezer

20 23rdian

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25 Primeradoner

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27 crazy lady

28 The Moog

29 Tayne's friend Gretchen

30 Chatsharris

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Only 10 left!

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Posted 02 April 2016 - 05:29 PM

And I'll have another - number 12 please.


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Posted 02 April 2016 - 05:35 PM

3 of the remaining numbers if you please


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Posted 02 April 2016 - 06:09 PM

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20 23rdian

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22 crazy lady

23 Loserone

24 RantingYoof

25 Primeradoner

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#57 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 02 April 2016 - 06:59 PM

Can we get six more before the draw tonight?


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Posted 02 April 2016 - 07:12 PM

43 please



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Posted 02 April 2016 - 07:16 PM

59 then


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Posted 02 April 2016 - 07:19 PM

Ignore the haters, Roffles are exactly the kind of excitement I need, pay my money, forget all about it, until I see something mention the lottery draw tonight and soil my pants slightly as I check and conjure up an excuse to the wife about our new arrival.


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