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#1 OFFLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 19 March 2016 - 06:12 PM

After the success* of the R75 raffle, I thought I'd have another go at finding a home for an unloved and unwanted 2 litre saloon car.
 
This time I not only already have the car, but I've looked after it for several years.
 
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This is it's best side, from the front it looks like this
 
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because it needed a scrapyard bumper and bonnet when someone forgot to use the handbrake in a multistory car park.
 
Previous owner gave up and bought a slightly newer honda because the clutch master cyl failed, despite recent spending on brakes, droplinks and tyres (Goodyear efficientgrips all round). It was sulking in the yard for a few months, then I dug it out for someone and did the clutch repairs and a MoT at the end of January. Sadly his insurance company wouldn't take it as a change of vehicle (probably should have checked that FIRST) so I've been trying to sell it since the end of Feb. With no luck!
 
134k miles, starts and drives well. I'd have it myself but I've got a Laguna!
 
£4 a ticket saves this dog from a one way trip to the vets....
 
EDIT - It's in Stanley, County Durham. About 6 miles from the A1(M)
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#2 ONLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 19 March 2016 - 06:13 PM

3 randoms please
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#3 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 19 March 2016 - 07:06 PM

I don't need this at all, but, I'll help the roffle along and take #23 please.

 

Merci


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#4 ONLINE   egg

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Posted 19 March 2016 - 07:22 PM

Where is the car?

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Posted 19 March 2016 - 07:29 PM

25 and 45 please



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Posted 19 March 2016 - 07:51 PM

Run me through your ERNIE three times please.
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Posted 19 March 2016 - 08:12 PM

Three randoms as well please.

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Posted 19 March 2016 - 08:16 PM

I can vouch for this car having seen it in the metal.


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#9 OFFLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 19 March 2016 - 08:52 PM

Where is the car?

 

Stanley, County Durham. I probably should add that to the first post!


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#10 OFFLINE   eddyramrod

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Posted 19 March 2016 - 09:01 PM

4, 16, 38 please kind sir!


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Posted 19 March 2016 - 09:06 PM

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#12 ONLINE   egg

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Posted 19 March 2016 - 09:18 PM

Stanley, County Durham. I probably should add that to the first post!

 

Thanks, sorry, bit far for me 650 mile round trip!


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Posted 19 March 2016 - 09:22 PM

A 580 mile round trip, but only a 1/59 chance of having to do it - I like those odds!  1 lucky dip please.



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Posted 19 March 2016 - 09:24 PM

Number 19 only please.


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Posted 19 March 2016 - 09:25 PM

I am trying to sell an automatic Honda...
So it only makes sense for me to buy two random
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Posted 19 March 2016 - 09:26 PM

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Posted 19 March 2016 - 11:29 PM

Google directions for getting to where this car is are approximately...

 

Get to M1 (2 miles)

Stay on M1 (A BILLIONTY MILES)

Leave M1 (6 miles)

 

The cheapest train ticket to Newcastle with just a singular change in the land of Brum is £115.

 

SO IT WOULD BE STUPID FOR ME TO ASK FOR NUMBER 24 THEN RIGHT?

 

 

 

 

TL:DR - 24 please.


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Posted 19 March 2016 - 11:53 PM

pheh - this is in the same country as you are :P

 

i already need to be rid of one honda......sadly



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Posted 20 March 2016 - 12:10 AM

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Posted 20 March 2016 - 07:42 AM

To make up for all those who are having to contemplate hundreds of miles to collect a two litre beater from the most beautiful part of the country that no-one ever mentions, I promise that if I win, I'll collect it on a bicycle.  

 

I'd say unicycle, but there's a couple of big hills to climb that I don't fancy much!


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#21 OFFLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 20 March 2016 - 12:33 PM

I noticed this morning that it's actually done 134k miles not 154k. Obviously this makes a massive difference to the value* of the car, but I thought I'd mention it anyway.



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Posted 20 March 2016 - 02:58 PM

A friend of mine has been in touch, his mother wants 5 tickets. Seems she's visiting from Ireland next month and thinks this is a good way of arranging a car to drive when she gets here! As she has no forum ID I'm going to call her crazy lady.

 

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Posted 20 March 2016 - 03:03 PM

Two randoms please

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Posted 20 March 2016 - 03:06 PM

I'll have two randoms please.
Tous les Vauxhalls sont des merdes

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Posted 20 March 2016 - 04:55 PM

The fair lady barefoot has made me promise not to enter any more lotteries.

So, just a single random for me please.
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Posted 20 March 2016 - 07:03 PM

The fair lady barefoot has made me promise not to enter any more lotteries.

So, just a single random for me please.

You will, of course, now win... ;)


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Posted 20 March 2016 - 08:47 PM

My friend Gretchen wants a lucky dip as well.
Tous les Vauxhalls sont des merdes

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Posted 20 March 2016 - 08:50 PM

OK. I've had a request for an anonymous ticket too, so....

 

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